B's pov
"Ok, Jasper truth or freaking DARE?" Emmett asked.
Jasper thought about that, and shrugged.
"Dare I guess, how bad could it be?" Jasper said with a hopeful look.
"I dare you to walk right up to Carlisle and start rubbing peanut butter on him, then if he asks you what you're doing say 'oops I mistook you as Esme for a second, and every time he says your name tell him that Esme is really sexy with mayo on her head, but doesn't taste good at all." Emmett said laughing loudly.
I laughed at Jasper's expression and followed him upstairs after getting a jar of peanut butter, and a knife.
I watched as Jasper walked right up to Carlisle without a word.
Carlisle looked up at him in confusion, and then Jasper got some peanut butter on the knife and began rubbing it all over his face.
Carlisle flinched, and backed up quickly.
"What in the hell do you think you're doing?" Carlisle asked outraged.
"Oops I mistook you for Esme." Jasper said sheepishly.
Carlisle looked at him shocked, and appalled.
"Jasper, why would you do this to Esme?" He asked.
Jasper shrugged.
"Esme looks sexy with mayo on her head, but she doesn't taste good." Jasper said lowly.
Carlisle looked like he was going to kill Jasper now.
Carlisle grabbed Jasper's peanut butter, took out a big glob, and shoved it in his mouth.
"If you ever do that to Esme I'll bury you in peanut butter!" Carlisle said in a huff and sat down.
Jasper gagged and spit it out on the ground, then looked down at it in a pout.
"Why did you have to ruin my peanut butter?" Jasper asked frowning now.
Carlisle rolled his eyes.
"You're lucky I didn't shove it down your pants." Carlisle grumbled.
Jasper sighed, and walked by down stairs, and I followed him down laughing the whole way.
"Rose truth or dare?" He asked.
Rose flipped her hair to try and hide her nervousness.
"Dare." She said looking down.
"I dare you to scream at Carlisle 'Shut up, shut up don't talk to me criminal' and if he asks anything say 'you know the hell you did!', and if he says your name tell him to go suck a turd." Jasper said laughing.
Rose sighed, and walked up the stairs and I followed after her.
She walked up to Carlisle and when he looked up she stayed quiet.
"What do you need Rose?" He asked.
They she erupted.
"SHUT UP, SHUT UP DON'T TALK TO ME CRIMINAL!" She screamed at him.
Carlisle looked at her with wide eyes.
"What are you talking about?" He asked in fear.
"You know what the hell you did!" She screamed at him.
He flinched, and hid his face in shame.
"Ok so I saw you get out of the shower, and stopped to stare, it's not like I took a picture!" Carlisle said quickly.
Rose stared at him in outrage.
"Now Rose, calm down." He said calmly.
"GO SUCK A FUCKING TURD!" Rose said harshly.
Carlisle looked like he just got slapped, and sick.
"Wow, that sounds so appetizing, but no thanks." Carlisle said.
Rose huffed, and walked out of the room, and back down stairs.
"Wow, who knew Carlisle of all people would do that." Alice said looking purely in fear.
We all shivered at that in disgust.
"Ok Bella truth or dare?" Rose asked.
"Dare." I said confidently.
"I dare you to go to Carlisle and ask him if vampire puke smells really good plus taste like French toast, and if he asks why tell him Edward puked in your mouth and now your addicted to the taste, if he says anything that has to do with gross ask him if he would please puke in your mouth to." Rose said with a snicker.
I groaned, and walked up the stairs, and into Carlisle's room.
He looked at me as if waited for me to run over and start to stab him.
"Carlisle is vampire puke supposed to smell really good, and taste like French toast?" I asked curiously.
Carlisle looked at me as his jaw dropped.
"I don't think so, why would you like to know?" Carlisle asked.
"Edward puked in my mouth, and well I've become addicted to the taste." I admitted.
Carlisle's eyes twitched, and he looked like he was going to puke himself.
"That's disgusting Bella, do you think maybe you should go see a shrink or something?" Carlisle asked concerned, and disgusted.
I rolled my eyes.
"Carlisle would you just please puke in my mouth?" I asked trying to sound hopeful.
Carlisle now gagged, and waved me away.
"Hell no, first I don't puke ever, second that's sick, three I think you need to see help Bella, and four please stop bothering me, it's getting really annoying." Carlisle said narrowing his eyes at me.
I shrugged, and walked out.
Poor Carlisle he doesn't even know what's going to be happening to him.
I sat down back on Edward's lap and looked at Emmett.
"Truth or dare Emmett?" I asked.
"DARE!" Emmett screamed.
"I dare you to go up to Carlisle and tell him you love turds, that they taste good, and the he wishes his turds could eat him, and that you wished you would be able to make love to a turd and have little turd babies, and tell him that you'd name them after him." I said with laughter that the others also joined in also.
Emmett seemed excited thought and ran up to the room with me right behind him and I watched as Emmett ran over and jumped onto Carlisle's desk, and just at there.
"Dear god Emmett don't scare me like that!" Carlisle said sinking into his seat as he looked at Emmett.
"Hey daddy, I really love turds." Emmett sighed dreamily.
Carlisle sighed.
"Not more turd talk, dear god oh mighty what is wrong with you all and turds?" Carlisle asked annoyed.
"Turds taste so damn good though Carlisle." Emmett admitted with a huff.
Carlisle raised a brow at him in disgust.
"You are so gross, don't tell me you eat that stuff Emmett, do you have any idea how wrong that is?" Carlisle asked.
"I wish my turds could eat you!" Emmett snapped at him.
Carlisle sighed in annoyance.
"God DAMN it Emmett, a turd doesn't have a mouth so it can't eat me, it can't move, it doesn't have a stomach, vampires can't poopy, and NO turd is big enough to fit me inside!" Carlisle said angrily.
Emmett laughed.
"YOU SAID POOPY!" Emmett laughed.
Carlisle groaned, and fell back in my seat.
"I wish I could make love to a turd, so we could make turd babies, I'd name them after of course." Emmett said sweetly and fluttered his eyes.
Carlisle looked deeply disturbed now.
"That isn't even possible, if you tried to do anything with a turd it would be crushed, and can you imagine the smell, What am I saying it's NOT POSSIBLE!" Carlisle screamed, and ran his fingers through his hair.
"There just turds Carlisle don't have a cow." Emmett laughed.
"Not possible." Carlisle mumbled.