B's pov
"Alright Bella truth or dare?" Emmett asked as he sat down.
"Dare of course." I said nervously.
"Alright, I dare you to start a conversation with Carlisle about sex, then right when he is about to say something say, 'shut up grandma, drink your prune juice!', then every time Carlisle says your name try to give him a wedgie, and when he glared at you ask him to change your diaper." Emmett said amused.
I groaned and went back up to Carlisle's office.
When he saw me he cringed, but tried to look like he had coughed.
"Carlisle can we talk about something?" I asked calmly.
Carlisle calmed a little.
"Sure thing Bella." He said hesitantly.
"How can you tell if the sex is good or bad?" I asked.
Carlisle stuttered at that.
"Umm, I think that this would be between you and Edward." He said.
"Is Edward supposed to be lubing with fish piss?" I asked.
Carlisle looked at me shocked, and went to say something when I cut in.
"SHUT up grandma, drink your prune juice!" I yelled.
Carlisle jumped and glared at me.
"Bella this is not the time for this." Carlisle said.
I gingerly walked over to him, and with all the strength I had tried to give him a wedgie.
Carlisle gasped, and was on the other side of the room in seconds.
"What do you think your doing, I'm a vampire I can't feel anything." He yelled.
"Well you pants are up your ass right now so I think I just gave you a wedgie." I shrugged.
Carlisle glared at me.
"Carlisle will you change my diaper?" I asked seriously.
Carlisle looked at me in disgust.
"No, and I don't want to know why you would be wearing a diaper either." He said.
"I wear it because Esme said it was a big turn on." I said trying to hold back my laughter.
Carlisle looked like he was about to erupt so I quickly walked out of the room and back down stairs.
"He isn't a happy daddy vampire anymore guys." I said.
Sorry that's all I got, I can't think of anything anymore, I have to many other stories to work on, so this one was just a little forgotten, sorry, but I promise I will do another chapter on this when I get more reviews on my other story Angels or Devils.