Lol chapter two! X3 Don't yell at me for my OC please. She'll get better as I write, promise. ^^;

I do not own Hetalia or its' characters.

"Woahhhhh, you're the ear-OW?" Alfred tries to exclaim before being simultaneously being backhanded by Arthur and the girl.

He turns a wounded look upon the girl rubbing where she hit him. "Owwwww, fucking hell. You definitely don't hit like a girl. Then again neither does half the female countries but you hit reeeeeeally hard!"

Callethy arches one eyebrow a half-amused smirk on her face. "Naturally, I am the Earth. Of course I would hit harder."

Alfred pouted, "That really huurrrrrt."

Callethy arched an eyebrow, "That wasn't even 1/10 of my strength. More like, 1/30."

Alfred's eyes widen and he scooted away from her quickly. "That's somewhat frightening, why do you have that much strength?"

Arthur pursed his lips, "Alfred, I would believe that's because she possess the potential strength of everyone on Earth." He says slowly.

"Quite. Although it would really be nice if you morons would all get along." She says with a frown. "I've got an insane number of scars from everyone."

Alfred makes a soft 'oh' and blinks in surprise. "I just had a thought." He says slowly.

"Yes?" She asks with a smirk.

"Each spot on you represents a place on Earth right?"

Callethy gave him an amused look. "Yes, let me guess. You want to know where you are and how much space you take up correct?" She asked in a bored tone.

Alfred had the decency to look at least slightly abashed. "Er...kinda." He replied scratching the back of his neck with an awkward smile. "You know where everything is right?"

Callethy rolled her eyes and shook her head with a half amused smile. "Of course I do. I've certainly had enough time to figure it out." She said walking over to a broken wall and sitting down on it. The two countries followed curiously.

"Well first of all, unlike your countries, my actions and thoughts are not fully influenced by my children." She said with a slight smile. "Also not all of me is technically land."

The two sat down and gave her a puzzled look. "Well, the actual landmasses on me are from here," She drew an invisible line at the top of her neck underneath her chin, just above the jugular. "To here." She bent down and drew an imaginary line just above her ankles. "And to here." She drew imaginary lines on her wrists.

Alfred and Arthur blink in surprise and look at her hands and face closely. The hands are small, with slender fingers that would be suitable for piano if they were a little bit longer. They appeared unmarred although on closer inspection they were deceivingly calloused. Her face also appeared unmarred, although her cheeks did looked slightly drawn in, as if too thin, her cheekbones lightly defined.

They looked down at their own hands and then back up at her. "What are they then?" Arthur asked curiously, "Your head, hands and feet."

"Hmm, well they aren't bodies of water. The oceans on earth are part of me, but they're more like the percentage of water I have in my body, my hydration level I suppose. My hands and feet aren't really a physical part of the Earth at all." She says thoughtfully. "They're more like . . ."

As she pauses thoughtfully, the two countries stare at her in silent curiosity. The pause lasts several minutes, the two countries starting to get restless when she finally speaks again. "They're more like, well . . . attributes of the world."

"Attributes?"

"Mhmm, how to explain . . . . well, my feet are sort of like the wind I guess." She says with a wry look. "Quick, flowing. Like, they're representing the speed of the people and the speed of wind and water."

"That makes no sense." Alfred says with a frown.

"Yeah, I know. I can't really explain it. My hands are soft of like the gentility and harshness in the world."

". . . The what?"

Callethy chuckles. "Well, kind of like the ocean, or a mother's love I suppose. They are gentle and forgiving yet at the same time, harsh and . . . powerful, I suppose."

Alfred and Arthur both look at her absolutely puzzled. "That hardly makes sense." Arthur says at last with a puzzled frown.

"Of course," Callethy replies with a short laugh. "What my head is, is really too complicated to even attempt explaining so I'm not ever going to bother."

Arthur and Alfred look a her curiously. "So where are the countries on you?" They ask at the same time.

"Well, they aren't on me like a map." She replies slowly. "I suppose you two want to know where you are first?"

They countries both nod and she chuckles. "Well America is fairly easy, most of it is my entire right arm and shoulder and then rest of it is from my left shoulder to my elbow."

Alfred frowns and opens his mouth. "No I don't know why its separate like that, I would assume it's because Alaska and Hawaii aren't attached to the rest of it geographically speaking."

"Oh. . . suppose that makes sense." Alfred says with pursed lips.

Callethy nods and turns to Arthur. "I'm not even going to attempt to explain where the hell England is exactly, your empire and kingdom are all over me. Kind of annoying actually." She says breaking off with a thoughtful purse of her lips.

"What do you mean?" Arthur asks puzzled.

"When territories and political boundaries started changing around so much in Europe I stopped trying to remember what was where." She explains simply. "In short, all I know is that from my hips to my collarbone on the front of me is all of freaking Europe. And the same spot on the back of me is Asia and Russia. South America, Mexico, Africa, Canada and the Ice Caps are from my hips down. Oh and Russia is my neck too."

She hummed an ancient tune while she waited for the boys to process all that she said, which took several minutes.

The sound of gunshots could still be heard and Arthur was the first to realize this. "Er, would you like to join us at our base?" He asked, not quite sure how address her anymore.

Callethy thought about it for a moment. "Hm, well call over France, Canada, Russia, Germany, Italy, Japan and China and we'll all have a chat over tea." She replied with a clearly fake smile. "No wait, I also want Korea, Austria, Hungary, Ukraine, Belarus, and Spain." She added after a moment of thought. "And I want both halves of Germany and Italy by the way."

". . . . . " The two men shared a long look then sighed.

"Very well," Arthur said with a slight frown.

"Arthur you call everyone up, Alfred go get Canada. I'll be here when you finish up. I want a secure area too, like wherever all of you hold your world meetings please."

The countries looked at her in disbelief then sighed and went off to do said tasks.

Callethy watched them walk off with a smile. Interacting with her "children" was actually quite interesting and dare she say, fun. She decided she would have to do it more often.

Don't yell at me for all the confusing map stuff! ^^; It took me forever to figure it out myself. I'll have a picture eventually. :3 Review please!

JWR