Here is the first real chapter! The first of the next three hundred and thirty three chapters! :D
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Numero Uno. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart.
Iggy casually walked down a few isles, waiting to find carts unattended. Finally, in what he guessed to be the cereal aisle, there were two carts that were nearly ten feet apart from the other. Quickly, he scooped up an arms full of products and tossed them into the other cart, and then picking up the same amount of items from the same cart he just stocked, he turned on his heel towards the first cart and dumped the items in it.
Fang, Angel and I smiled, watching as he waltzed back towards us, grinning. "Numero uno complete," he told us happily. We smiled, grabbing the list out of my back pocket.
"Why do I have these?" A man exclaimed, looking at a box of birth control pills that were now in his cart. Iggy turned towards me, wondering what the man was holding and I told him. He began laughing, his face turning red from lack of air after only a minute.
"Right, Angel, remember, keep the workers carefree," I nodded. "Now on to number two."
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