Next one! Whooo!

Aren't you just so proud of me?

I'm pretty proud of myself... Just saying. (:

"Just do it," Nudge heaved. "Don't make the ham disappear!"

Fang growled, walking over to the man they had victimized. He raised the large ham over his head, bringing it down on the man's head with a gentle force. As soon as this was done, he froze, immediately disappearing. To an onlooker, it would've seemed as if he had left, leaving nothing but a floating ham behind. Once Fang was invisible, he had learned enough control to stay invisible while moving. He couldn't lose concentration, however.

The man whipped around, throwing a hand to cover where the meat had hit. He looked around, his eyes finally looking down, landing on the ham. He stared at it, reaching out a tentative hand. With his index finger, he prodded it, as if to see if it was possessed. When he tried to pick it up, he growled in frustration as it fought back.

"Can I help you, sir?" an employee asked from further down the aisle.

He let go of the ham, turning to face the younger boy in a blue vest. "This ham attacked me!"

The employee raised an eyebrow at him, looking at the floating ham. His eyes grew wide. "It's floating!"

"I'm well aware," the shopper said in an annoyed tone. "It hit me!"

Fang raised the ham and bumped it against the employee's head. Their eyes grew wider as they took a hold of the ham, fighting the invisible force that suspended it.

"Jesus, what is going on?"

"Can I help you?" Max asked, wandering down the aisle. She looked at the boy with a raised eye brow. "You seem to be having quite the fight with that ham."

The boy stuttered. "Its… It's…"

He looked at Max, his jaw dropping slightly. "I'm not crazy…"

"Oh, no?"

"No. If I'm able to tell that you're a beautiful—" The ham raised up and came down harder on his head than previously. "Hey!" he turned towards her. "See?"

"See what?"

"The ham just hit me!"

"Well, maybe the ham thought you deserved it," she pointed out. She turned towards the other man. "The ham just wants you to buy it, I'd assume."

"Well, I can't buy it when it won't let me grab it!"

"Silly! You've got to tickle it!"

The man looked at her as if she were crazy, but leant down to the ham, tickling it before taking it. He stared at it. His jaw was dropped open, staring at it. "Thanks?"

"No problem!" She said cheerily, walking away. Fang followed, laughing as both men started murmuring to themselves, the man cursing.

Once out of sight, Fang became visible, pulling Max in for a kiss. "The ham did think he deserved it," he growled.

Max laughed. "Yes, very well. Time for the next one?"

"I believe so," he nodded, pulling her back towards the rest of the flock, where Iggy was holding the leash to Total's guide dog harness.

Maybe the dog would come in handy, eventually…

So, a bit of Fax near the end? (:

I don't know.

I love the fact that so much more can be done since they have their powers.

It entertains me greatly.

So, you should review. :DD