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James Potter (I): James
James S. Potter (II): James
THIS HAS BEEN EDITED!
The Order was having their weekly meeting, this time at the Potter mansion, when it was disrupted by a bright green flash.
Something gold appeared out of thin air, and fell by force of gravity. Everyone stared in shock at the chain with time turner at the end, when a loud bang came and people also appeared in the same way.
Every one of the new arrivals fell down, except a man who looked to be the eldest. He lent down and helped up a young woman.
"Are you okay?" he asked,
"Yes," she replied, she looked up and her eyes widened in shock at their destination.
"JAMES POTTER!" someone screamed, James jumped up in surprise of his name but was even more surprised when one of the men said,
"What did I do?" he faced a girl with flaming red hair who was glaring at him.
"Right, stupid question," he continued, "are you alright?"
She just rolled her eyes and turned to another young man,
"What is going on?"
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"Uh, excuse me but who are you and where did you come from?" asked Dumbledore.
Two of the newly arrivals, one male the other female, turned to each other with identical grins and said in unison,
"Wicked!"
"What year is it currently?" asked the female of the twins.
"1977"
The girl with the flaming red hair turned to the other James Potter and hitted him on the arm. The oldest of them all rolled his eyes and shushed everyone.
"Right, we are from the year 2023 and we got here from two idiotic boys playing with a very old time turner." Everyone from the future turned to glare at the other James Potter and the male of the twin.
"That is awesome!" said Sirius Black and James Potter.
"Let us introduce ourselves. My name is Ted Remus Lupin, but everyone calls me Teddy and obviously Remus is my father. I am twenty two years old, was prefect and Head Boy at Hogwarts and am now working at the ministry." Everyone starred in shock at Remus, who turned pink with embarrassment.
"Nice one Remus! That sounds like a chip of the old block!" said Sirius, "But who is your mother?"
"Uh, well… you may not like this Sirius… Nymphadora Tonks."
"She is way too young for you!"
"Trust Moony to get married with a seven year old" said James laughing, until Lily poked him to be quiet. Remus shushed them all; much like Teddy had done moments before, and turned to his son,
"Did you inherit…?"
"No, only my mom's skills," he said, changing his hair's colour a few times to prove it.
"I told you so." Said Lily, poking Remus in his sides. Dumbledore's lips where twitching in a smile.
"Right, next!" said Marlene; she was impatient and curious about the other family members.
"Well, age wise, I guess that will be me!" said a strikingly beautiful girl.
"My name is Victoire Weasley and I am twenty years old. I have just graduated from Hogwarts and own a coffee shop with my mother at Diagon Alley. My father is Bill Weasley." Now it was Bill's turn to blush, while Molly Weasley jumped up and embraced Victiore.
"A gran child! Oh how wonderful! Oh, Billy!" she cried as she turned to her eldest son who was turning even red with embarrassment.
"Oh, Billy!" cried James, James, Fred and Sirius.
"Shut it!" said Bill, but this only made James and Fred laugh with laughter.
"Well, luckily for you, you get way scarier after you have a daughter and have battle scars!" snorted Roxy
Bill looked shocked, he turned to Victiore and tried to smile, but it came out more of a grimace.
"So, umm, who do I marry? I mean, I hope I marry if I have a daughter-"
"Fleur Delacour" interrupted Victoire, rolling her eyes at her dad.
"Who?" he asked confused,
"Some French broad who is a quarter Veela." Said Fred,
"Fred! You make my mother sound like a bimbo! You met when she came for the Triwizard Tournament and was the chosen champion for her school. I have a younger sister and brother named Dominique and Louis."
"Right, married with three children… "He said, his eyes widening as he nervously ran his hand through his hair.
"Oh, I love seeing my dad so insecure!" said Victiore,
"It makes up for all the times he threatened any boyfriends or guy friends of mine!"
"Bill, overprotective father… who would have known" said Gideon Prewett amused.
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"To clear things up, the total amount of children Molly that you and Arthur will have is seven. Bill and Charlie and Percy, of course, then it is Fred and George, twins, after that Ron the lastly Ginny!" said the girl with the red hair.
"Seven children?" asked Arthur going white as a sheet. Everyone laughed in amusement.
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"So, I guess I am next. I am seventeen years old, definitely NOT a prefect or Head Boy and definitely a prankster! Oh, my father's name is Harry James Potter, whose parents are James and Lily Potter."
"Yes!" screamed James as Lily blushed. Everyone else laughed as James picked Lily up, turning her round and round.
"Hey, now you owe me twenty galleons!" said Marlene cheerfully to Alice.
"Hold up! So what is your name?" asked Dumbledore,
"James. Sirius. Potter."
Sirius and James exchanged excited smiles, while McGonagall groaned,
"No! They have unleashed a monster! The two of them alone was bad enough, but put them together? Oh, hell! Now my chant of only one more year to go is wasted! WHY did I decide to become a teacher? WHY!" she screamed frustrated,
"Oh, Minnie, you now you love us, past, present and future! Plus, YOU are headmistress, by then Dumbledore is dead."
Everyone went quiet at what James had said, until Dumbledore said,
"Hallelujah!"
"What! Your just LEAVING me with them… over MY dead body are you going to die!"
Ha-ha, yep I am posting these two chaps in one go at half past one in the morning… and I have to get up at six… hello insomniac! I'll TRY and update soon, but I say that with 2 other stories which I am busy with, so… motivate me please! ;)