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Note: This is a retype, so if it sucks, then forget you.

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So, I along with Kayla and company moved down the halls stealthily, heading to geometry.

We stopped at the space between the mens' and womens' bathroom, planning what we need to do for a prank.

"Kakashi always comes in late, so there should be punishment. I say we put a wireless trigger in his book and get water to fall from the ceiling panel, then chalk dust to blow in his face." I said. I looked around to receive everyone's opinions, but then something wrapped its arms around my waist and pulled me into the mens' bathroom.

It was steamy, and the floor was flooded. Each step I made let out a splash, giving away my location.

There was a click, most likely from a door, then banging in that same direction.

All I could see was steam, and faint figures moving around. One... two? Yes, there were two.

"Bastard! Let us the fuck in!" Hidan's enraged and muffled voice shouted, followed by more hitting.

"No, Hidan. This doesn't concern you." I said, getting into a ninja fighting position I've seen on shows. Leave me alone! I admire ninja's! Anyways, I found it odd that they hadn't pulled anyone else in besides me.

"Oh, what a pity," a sadistic, twisted, and cold voice taunted. I looked around. "I was hoping you'd shout and scream for someone to help you, but I guess you wish to die alone."

"What did you say...?" I asked, glaring at the direction of his voice.

"Come now, we can't have you running around with the Akatsuki, for you don't know what cruel and vile things they've been known to do," another voice chimed in. I turned my head to stare in their direction, not believing what he was saying. My imagination kicked in, and I was engulfed in my own thoughts.

"You're wrong, the Akatsuki would never do things the rumors say!" I defended, becoming more enraged.

"Why be in denial, when you yourself believed them?" the second voice taunted further.

"Don't listen to him, Yumi!" Itachi called. The voice continued, ignoring the Uchiha's command. More banging followed.

"About how they once all went to court for strangling and then drowning a poor innocent child, then the Uchiha's daddy had to bail them out," he continued. A growl escaped my throat.

"You shut up!" I shouted, starting to run in that direction. A splash, then a foot hit my gut. I staggered back, clutching my stomach. "You don't know anything."

"Stop protecting that group of criminals, and join us with our experiments." the cold voice said.

"Like hell I will!" I croaked, running at them again. My eyes were closed, for it was useless. A splash to the left, I went a yard left. Another one right, I jumped right, knocking into them.

"Bitch!" the one that taunted me shouted. The other one came behind me and delivered a kick to my spine, making my body shoot into a wall.

I landed in the water, my shirt now soaked and my flip-flops lost.

I saw light, and no, I didn't die. It was a window!

Scrambling to get up, I stretched my arm out towards the window, before unlocking and opening it. The steam rushed out, letting the room clear up. I could see clearly before me, the eighth grade biology/chemistry teacher Orochimaru, and the seventh grade health teacher Kabuto.

I didn't have any time to react before Kabuto appeared in front of me, his arm raised which snapped forward, hitting me in the face. Orochimaru was behind me, gripping my arms to stop movement. Okay, Yumi. This is the end of the battle, the climax of the moment. Time to knock him out with a catch phrase and a move to go with it.

"You should have had a V8!" I declared, making my forehead make contact with his. The skin stretched too far and began to bleed, leaving a mark on his head, and mine. Then, I threw my head back, knocking the back of my head into Orochimaru's nose.

Unfortunately, Kabuto and Orochimaru lived through the blows, deeming my random phrase and knockout duo a failure. He then aimed to deliver another hit to my face, the right cheek to be exact. Of course, with my movements restrained, he made contact, hard.

After five minutes of being hit and my ears ringing from all the banging on the door...

BPHOOM!

The door was kicked down and Hidan barged in. Pissed as all hell. He noticed Kabuto hitting me around, and he swiftly ran to him, socking him in the nose and sending him into a stall. I looked at him, concern painting his whole face, his oddly colored eyes enraged.

He turned to Orochimaru, then leapt at him, fists pulled back. I just stared at his violent behaviour, trying to get farther away from him. Fear started to build up in my stomach, my instinct telling me to get away.

They were in the middle of the room, exchanging blows to the face. That served him right...

But I couldn't let him just hit them, and make what Kabuto said true.

Putting my hair behind my ears, I thought of the only thing to make him normal- as normal as you get with Hidan.

I started running towards him, leaping once I was three feet away from him.

I glomped him.

Orochimaru flew in some direction, at the exact moment that Hidan slipped and lost his footing. He landed on the soaked tile, with me directly on top of him.

"Wha-?" he said, snapping back to reality. Note to self, glomps save people.

"Phew," I sighed, again snuggling into his chest, but in relief.

"Uh, this scene is cute and all, but we better go before Tsunade finds out about this," Kayla said. I nodded and got up, helping the Jashinist up as well. We left swiftly, Hidan and I in our semi-soaked glory, as well as my bare footed-ness. I decided to leave my discarded shoes behind, I have a few more pairs anyways.

"I think that's enough for today," I suggested. Itachi nodded and we headed up to our dorms, Kayla tagging along. But not after she moved the unconscious bodies of Orochimaru and Kabuto to a stall, making it seem they slipped. Though I knew that it'd take an idiot to not figure out what happened with the flooded floor and flipflops.

"Fuck that scared me," Hidan said. Silence prodded further.

"My head hurts," I said, trying to get someone to laugh and break this silence. Nothing but a growl.

"No shit, Sherlock." Was all that was said when we entered my dorm. Er, shall I say, our dorm.

Once we entered, the talking stopped. All eyes turned to me and Hidan and our wet clothing.

"Hidan, what. The. Fuck. Happened, hm?" Deidara asked.

"Orochimaru and his whore Kabuto fucking kidnapped Yumi and locked themselves in the guys' bathroom, where the floor was already flooded and I saved her ass!" he shouted. They turned to me after Hidan was done speaking. I nodded to confirm his statement.

That's when I realized, they weren't looking at me for confirmation. No, they were looking at my battle scars. The most-likely bruised cheek and bloody forehead.

Alright. So they're not really battle scars, but a girl can pretend, right?

I met all of their eyes, and then watched as they all looked around at each other. Except, when they did, they locked eyes. Confirming one another's thoughts.

I was sitting front row for a war between a supposed pedophile and a gang of very angry teenagers to begin. Maybe sitting front row wasn't exactly right. Its more like, being picked up and thrown into the front lines of the war. Oh, and I almost forgot to mention; a secret ninja and a sensei to two pink ninja bunnies.

Yes, and I'm secretly a fucking ninja (in my dreams). Like I said, a girl can pretend!

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This is a chapter edited by ErinEhmazing. She's kinda like my un-official beta. You get the point.