Hello again!

Hey, I'm not feeling too well. A friend of mine is pissed at me and now I'm just... depressed. So now I'm writing this to try and cheer me up a bit...

This story needs puplicity, because I am like that and hate having few reviews for my stories!

Disclaimer: Do I look like Kami- I mean Masashi Kishimoto to you? No? The that's your answer to if I own Naruto!

Kayla and I just stared at the now-planning teenagers. "Actually, I think they all need to take a turn and kick Orochimaru and his little sidekick in the balls with steel-toed boots lit on fire," I whispered to the blond. She laughed.

"I agree!" she whisper-yelled back.

An idea just came to me then. Kayla then looked at me in confusion. Holding my finger up as if pointing something out, I got the attention of the pissed teens.

"Alright, bitches, listen up!" I called to them. All eyes turned to me. I felt in power, because I just did! Ha! Nothing needs reason when ideas come to you.

"Did she call us bitches?" Kisame asked.

"Damn right I did! Now listen up, or all of you won't be having babies in your future!" That got their attention pretty quick. Hidan placed his hands over his family jewels, knowing what I meant. "Kisame and Itachi, I need the two of you to go to my friend Reyna's dorm and get fifteen canisters of Play-Doh of any color. Hidan and Kakuzu, secure Orochimaru's lab until we get everything up and ready. If anyone aska you what you're doing, say you lost something valuable."

"Deidara, I need you and Sasori to stay with me to help conduct an experiment. Kayla, help 'Tachi and 'Same carry the Play-Doh here." She blushed quite madly. Turning to the crowd, that left Tobi, Zetsu, and Pein. "Zetsu, watch the hallways. Pein, keep everyone a tad bit sane. And Tobi, use your innocence to save our asses if it is needed."

Everyone gave me a 'What the hell are you on' look. But then Pein turned toward his group and announced that they were to follow orders. Kick ass.

"When are we putting this plan into action?" Kakuzu asked. A vicious smirk danced across both Hidan and my mouths.

"Tonight, mother fuckers!" we both declared in unison.

Cuddle time! Oh, but after I change my clothes!... In the bathroom... pervs.

I had grabbed a bundle of clothes and headed to the bathroom, changing my clothing from the soaked long shirt to loose, black spandex (Not Might Guy tight) pants, underarmor tanktop, and sweat shirt. I walked out and sat in between Hidan and Deidara.

Then, the room turned cold as dry ice. Okay, maybe that was a metaphor, but it was fucking cold.

"Th-the fuck?" Hidan stuttered, his teeth clicking together. I noticed that he was- as most of the time- shirtless. Sighing, I tugged off my sweat shirt and threw it at him. As soon as the cold air hit my arms, I got into the tornado drill postition and hugged my arms.

"F-f-fuck!" I seethed.

Then, Kayla came up with the easiest and simplest way to end out cold problems. "Cuddle time!" she shouted. Soon, I was Yumi Sandwhich'd again, but this time, Hidan was there instead of Tobi.

Kayla then hugged me, then Tobi. Zetsu hugged Tobi reluctantly, Sasori and Kisame squeezed in. Itachi hugged Kayla, causing her to blush again. Kakuzu groaned, then I growled at him and told him to get his cheap ass in the huddle circle.

Pshhhhh

Click

We were locked in, with water rushing and soon to come in here. Bravely, I stood from the group and weaved between everyone. They made way, then someone followed. It was Kayla.

"Are you shitting me? They changed the door to an iron one!" Kayla shouted. I then, with all my strength, rammed myself into the cold door. Well, that didn't work.

"When all fails, try, try again! But if that doesn't work, get the crowbar!" I said, quoting myself.

Sasori and Deidara joined, and all four of us- Kayla, Deidara, Sasori, and me- rammed our full weights into the slab of evil iron.

It resulted in Kayla and I bouncing off of it and sending Sasori and Deidara back. Next to help out were Zetsu and Tobi.

Second verse, same as the first!

Water was spilling from the crack where the door didn't hit the floor. Then I got another idea.

"This isn't working," groaned Sasori impatiently.

"Boys, get ready to be cheerleaders for about two minutes!" I commanded. I then found myself on the shoulders of Kisame the Skyscraper (because he's freakin' tall) and Pein, Tobi, Zetsu, and Kakuzu as support if I fell.

Okay, so the plan is for me to travel from the ceiling. Enter from the outside, crawl, then drop into the bathroom and turn off the water.

I moved the panel, and hopped in. I went forward five panels and listened beneath. The sound was getting a bit louder. One more panel and I removed it, dropping into the water.

Who the hell turned our bathroom into their pool?

Indeed, I landed in waist-deep water, resulting in a very painful belly flop. I recovered after shouting quite a few profanities and turned off all plumbing. But, now I was stuck in here with water, and a possible flood.

"How's it going in there?" Pein's voice bellowed from the door.

"Well Pein," I said in my best weather forecaster voice, "once this door is opened, waist deep water will be poured into the room, resulting in flood. We might need another person with a bucket in here so we can put this down the drain in the shower. Back to you!"

Murmuring and I started profanitizing (my word for shouting swears at something) the shower because it was a freakin' tall bath/shower.

KERSPLASH

In popped Kayla, doing a belly flop of her own, two buckets in her hands.

"Let's get this mess cleaned up, because Tobi's about to piss himself," Kayla told me. I laughed then got the bucket and did some heavy-duty bucketing.

"We need a third man in here!" I called.

Two minutes later, Kisame in his tall, blue glory, dropped in on his feet (which I profanitized in my mind that Kayla and I weren't that gracefull) with a bucket of his own, and we all went triple time.

We finally finished and wiped the floor with towels, and we all collapsed on the floor in exhaustion.

I willed myself to get up and unlock the door, then fell on my ass, then just layed down.

In bursted seven boys, all to see the three of us sprawled on the floor. In victory, I raised my bucket-holding hand. "We... did it..." was what I said before I pretty much passed out.

Guess Play-Doh has to be postponed.

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