A/N: This is a Family Guy/Suite Life Crossover. If you are easily offended by comedy, then please don't read this. This is full of satire, and if you have sensitive skin and are any of the following, please don't read this. I don't want to be considered a prejudiced person, I just like real world comedy. This is M rated, only T right now so you can read about this and decide whether to continue. This is for people who like hard comedy mixed with some real world themes. So if you are any of the following, and get offended easily, please don't read this.

Chapter 2

We don't own these characters, but it would be nice if we did.

Anyways, we do promise to keep them true to themselves.

Meanwhile, at a Small Private Airport Near Kettlecorn

Everyone was sitting around the small waiting area waiting for the arrival of one of the Tipton private jets. Well, almost everyone. Cody was outside, pacing back and forth on his cell phone.

Bailey turned to London. "London, after everything you did, you didn't have to call for one of the Tipton private jets to come and take us back to the ship..."

London gave her a look as if she was crazy. "Are you serious? After the time on the farm, I need to be pampered and be back in luxury. I'm just giving you a ride back with me because I..."

Bailey smiled. "Thank you, London..."

London smiled and shook her head. "Well...you know..."

About that time, Cody finally rejoined everyone and sat next to Bailey. She turned to face him.

"How did it go?"

Cody sighed. "Well, for the first five minutes or so, all I could here was crying and the words 'My Baby Boy!"..." He turned towards Zack. "Thank you again for forgetting to tell me to call Mom. She was beside herself convinced I was gone with the wind..."

Zack shrugged. "So I forgot?"

Bailey just smiled and shook her head. "So, what else did your Mom say?"

Cody smiled back. "Well, once she accepted the fact that everyone was okay, she then said it was high time she finally met you."

"Really?"

Cody nodded. "Yeah. She said she had already made her travel arrangements for graduation. Her exact words were 'I have to meet the girl my baby boy almost got himself killed for'..."

"Ohh..."

Cody smiled. "Don't worry. She's going to love you. Just be your normal perfect self and you will have no problems with her..."

London interjected. "Of course Bailey won't...Carey's ecstatic that someone actually loves Cody and is taking him off her hands..."

Cody sighed. "Thanks, London."

Bailey laughed. "Don't worry, Sweetie. I'll gladly take you all to myself..."

Cody grinned. "I can deal with that..." He leaned in and kissed Bailey.

Zack rolled his eyes. "Okay, I saw it once already. I didn't need to see it anymore..." He turned to Woody. "I guess we have to deal with them being all lovey dovey again, don't we?"

"Don't look at me. One, I've had to deal with you and Maya like that. And two, I room with Cody. I'm just glad the night terrors will finally be over...Now, he can deal with the ones I have of being dunked on by Dwight Howard and Kevin Love..."

Bailey shook her head and turned back to Cody. "Speaking of which, I do still have a question. How did you get to Kettlecorn so quickly?"

Cody shrugged. "Once I got off the phone with you and couldn't get a hold of you again, I called the airline and booked myself on the red eye. And once I got to the airport, I hired a taxi to take me to Kettlecorn..."

"Just like that? You dropped everything to come make sure I was safe?"

Cody nodded. "Of course. I might have been an idiot lately, but when I heard you were in danger, there was no question in my mind that I had to make sure you were okay."

Bailey smiled. "Thank you. That must have cost you a lot of money..."

Cody smiled back. "Having you back is worth whatever it took..."

Zack interrupted again. "Yeah, thanks, Broseph. I needed money for my anniversary with Maya. If I knew you had that kind of cash, I would have hit you up..."

"Don't you mean look in my hiding place and try to 'borrow' it?"

Zack shrugged. "Same thing..."

Cody paused. "Actually, Zack...I had to 'borrow' some from you. I found your hiding place and used what I found to supplement what I needed..."

Zack looked at Cody incredulously. "You took my money? I need that back! I have to pay for my anniversary surprise!"

Cody grinned. "Zack, trust me on this, you don't need a grand gesture for your anniversary..." He turned and looked at Bailey. "Spending it with the woman you love should be your focus..."

Bailey smiled as Zack rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah. When can I expect you to pay me back?"

Cody smirked at his brother. "Tell you what...I'll pay you back the money I borrowed when you pay me back the money you stole from my student card..."

Zack just stared at Cody. "But...but..." He sighed. "Fine!" And with that, Zack got up and stormed off.

Cody couldn't help but laugh. "Lets hope that teaches him a lesson..."

Bailey turned to him. "What do you mean?"

Cody looked around. Woody was busy examining a vending machine while London had her earphones on. So, he leaned closer to Bailey and whispered. "I still have Zack's money, but I did it for two reasons. One, for some payback. Two, so he wouldn't get suspicious that I have money he doesn't know about..."

"You have money?"

"Not a whole lot, but some. Every so often, I get royalties in from my novel, my cookbooks, my opera and my motorized spice rack. None of them were best sellers exactly, but I get some money in every so often..."

Bailey teased him. "So, you had money and bought me cheap perfume anyways?"

"Well, I put everything I get from those in a secret account that no one knows about...well, I guess you do now. I always considered it my emergency fund. And when I heard you were in trouble, I couldn't think of a bigger emergency..."

Bailey smiled. "Well, I appreciate what you did..."

"I couldn't let anything happen to the woman I love. Even if you still hated me, I could never let harm come to you if I could help it..."

Bailey sighed. "We kind of made a mess of things, didn't we?"

Cody nodded. "Yeah. And every time it started getting smaller, I would do something to make it worse..."

Bailey wrapper her arm around his waist. "There wouldn't have been a mess to clean up if I hadn't acted like an idiot in Paris..."

Cody smiled. "You weren't alone in that regard. But, I promise things will be different this time. I've experienced life with you and without you, and life without you sucks. So, if I ever start acting like an idiot again, just smack me and tell me..."

Bailey smiled back. "I will if you will do the same for me. And if we have a problem, we'll call a timeout and discuss it rationally."

"Think that will work?"

Bailey grinned. "I hope so, but if not, we'll settle things with rock, paper, scissors..."

Cody laughed. "Sounds reasonable...Best two out of three though, right?"

"Of course."

About that time, Zack and Woody returned and sat across from them. Woody nudged Zack.

"You better tell him before he finds out when he gets back..."

Cody stared at them. "Finds out what?"

Zack sighed. "While you were gone, I sort of rented out your cabin..."

Cody paused. "You did, huh?"

Zack nodded. "Yeah, I was trying to raise more money...not that it matters now. There was this family called the Everharts..."

Cody nodded. "I see..."

Woody spoke up. "But don't worry, our cabin was used by the guy's sister, Angie..."

Zack turned to Woody in surprise. "Wait a minute! What? Did you just say Angie Everhart?"

Woody nodded. "Yeah...She was a smoking redhead..."

Zack rubbed his face. "And you didn't tell me this why?"

Woody shrugged. "It was your idea..."

"You could have told me a former Sport Illustrated and Playboy Model was in the room!"

Cody and Bailey just looked at each other and shook their heads. Cody spoke up.

"Guys. Its fine..."

Woody was surprised. "Really? You weren't happy about the sumo wrestler being in the cabin..."

Cody shrugged and smiled at Bailey. "Right now, it doesn't matter to me."

Zack paused and grinned. "So, you would sell the sheets on your bed to me then, right Broseph?"

Cody shook his head. "Of course I won't..."

"Why not?"

Cody sighed. "Zack, how do you think it would make Maya feel is she knew you were trying to buy the sheets that a model slept on?"

Zack paused. "Well..."

"I'm going to forget you even asked me..."

Zack sighed and got up and walked off. Bailey turned to Cody.

"So, what are you going to do with them? Burn them?"

Cody grinned. "Of course not!"

Bailey frowned. "You're going to keep them?"

"Of course not! But, I bet there is someone out there on E-bay willing to spend good money on them. We can take that money and send it back to your family to help rebuild or start a new rainy or windy day fund for your grandmother..."

Bailey smiled. "Another good idea..."

Cody paused. "Would I be out of line in requesting some of be used for a good sander to cut down on the splinters?"

Bailey laughed. "I think that's reasonable..."

Cody smiled. "I guess I'm just going to have to learn to adapt better to the farm."

"Well, all things considered, you didn't do all that terrible for your first time on one..."

Cody rolled his eyes. "Oh please. I think we both learned my knowledge of tools is severely lacking..."

Bailey paused. "Maybe, but all of us have areas we aren't strong in. You should have seen me butchering the name of London's favorite designers..."

Cody nodded and pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket. "Number three...Check out book on tools in library to learn what they are..." He paused and turned to Bailey. "You would have thought being around Arwin would have rubbed off on me. I guess the only ones I do know are things like a soldering irons and Allen wrenches..."

Bailey smiled. "Its okay. Your lack of knowledge of tools isn't what came in handy. It was your quick thinking and brilliant mind."

Cody smiled back. "Thanks."

Bailey paused. "You said number three...What's number one and number two?"

"Well, number two is to talk to Kirby and get him to help me lift weights...You know, add some muscle."

"Just don't get too buff on me. I love you just the way you are...What's number one?"

Cody smiled. "Never do anything to risk losing you ever again..."

Bailey smiled and laid her head on Cody's shoulder. "I'll make that number one on my list too..."

Cody wrapped his arm around her waist and pulled her closer. "You ready to head back to the boat?"

"Yeah. It was great seeing everyone again, but I know I belong on the boat with you."

"I feel the same way..." Cody paused. "Speaking of everyone...Where were your sisters?"

"Oh, my older ones are all out on their own, and my younger ones were all at my other grandmother's. When Daddy took you aside, we called and made sure they were okay. What did he say to you anyways?"

Cody paused. "He was just letting me know what he expected of me. And what would happen if I broke your heart again..."

Bailey cringed. "Sorry..."

"Don't be...I have no intention of ever doing anything like that. And if I'm stupid enough to do that, I fully deserve to lose that part of my body..."

"So, what comes next?"

"Well, we have one more semester to enjoy seeing the world. I say we enjoy every minute of it we can..."

"Agreed. But, at the same time, make sure our plans for college and the future are lined up..."

"Absolutely. Plus, there is our senior prom..."

Bailey smiled. "That's right...I guess I should think about getting a date, huh?"

Cody smiled back. "Me too. Hmmm...Who to ask? Maybe Reina..."

Bailey interrupted him by slapping his shoulder. "Cody!"

"Just kidding, Sweetie. My senior prom would mean nothing if I didn't go with you. Would you do me the honor and be my date?"

"Better!" Bailey grinned. "And I'd be honored to be your date..."

London came running over. "The plane! The plane!"

Cody turned to Bailey. "You ready to head home?"

"Yeah...Let's go. I mean, after a tornado, we can handle anything, right?"

To be Continued...