Omg. I'm soooooo sorry it took so long. I've been so busy with assignments and stuff . AND I had writers block T_T This chapter might seem a bit choppy too... I'm SO sorry though D:

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Ulquiorra's pov

What the idiot was thinking? I have no idea. But I DO know that as I walked towards the shed, I saw him laying there, staring up towards the sky, a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and a girl straddling his lap. I clicked my tongue in disgust. How could he be doing this kind of thing in school? It has only been a week and he wants to start causing trouble?! I started to walk towards the pair and saw Grimmjow peer behind her seeing me.

"You're gonna have to leave now, lady." He said, not turning his gaze from me. She shook a little and groaned in disappointment.

"But Grimmy~ I thought you wanted to spend time with me…" I could not see it but I could sense her immense puppy dog eyes pleading him to not ignore her.

"I never said that. And don't call me Grimmy, it's gross. Now go." He growled, keeping his eyes on mine. She huffed, got up and left.

"What is it cuarta?" He said as he sat up.

"The shinigami want to discuss some matters with us." He frowned as I said it. "And what exactly are you thinking trash. Is it your need to fulfill your immense satisfaction for causing trouble? Or do you want to die?" I assume that the disgust in my tone was recognizable as he grimaced at my statement.

"Tch. I can't have any fun while I'm here? And it's not like it was my fault. SHE came onto me." He said as he walked past me. I turned towards his direction and stated walking. We traveled in silence as we headed to the roof. Honestly, I don't know what this man is thinking… He could at least TRY to act like he has some sense in his mind. But of course, he just wants to make things difficult for me. It's not that it really IS a nuisance for me, I could really care less but with our lives on the line, it could be quite troublesome. Of course I could jus-

Thud!

I looked up to see white. It was Grimmjow who decided to abruptly stop as I was in my train of thought.

"What do yo-" I started but was rudely cut-off

"Grimmjow, Ulquiorra." I looked past Grimmjow to see the shinigami.

"We have something to discuss with you." Hitsugaya Toushiro started "We will be returning to Soul Society soon for a New Year's festival. Though Ichigo, along with all those who aren't shinigami will be staying here." So that is what's going on…We'll be under less surveillance for some time…

"We'll be leaving tomorrow and we'll be staying there for 2 weeks be for coming back. We'll be counting on the others to make sure you don't cause trouble because of our absence but I trust that you, Ulquiorra will keep Grimmjow in line?" He gave me an expecting look.

"…Yes, sir." Oh, how they give me constant happiness.

Grimmjow's pov

Shit.

Shitshitshitshitfuckshitshitshit. I'm so screwed. That is to say, not in the literal since obviously I would be the one screwing. But anyway, I'm so dead. He's gonna kill me. Like, actually.

Earlier

Hmph. Well that's all nice and dandy, but why am I ALWAYS stuck with this little dipshit?! Stupid shinigami and their stupid traditions. Why can't they just be nice and simple like us? No holidays, no traditions. It's so much easier! Wait…Doesn't that mean…We have to celebrate it here in the human world?

Damn.

I paled. Probably. God damnit more social gatherings?! I can't take any more of those stupid sluts coming onto me anymore! They try to butter me up and rub against me(Which doesn't feel all too bad) just to try to get on my good side. Honestly, I can't take it anymore! Stupid Ulquiorra watching over me! I just wanna get into at least ONE of their pants but Nooo sir-iee you can't! Why? Because your superior is gonna give you major shit about it! I swear, after this month, I'm pimping. Fuck that. I'm play boy-ing it. Get money AND chicks. God. That would be amazing… Girls with huge racks…All over me…Goin-

"Grimmjow."

I snapped back into reality. Damn him and his sense of timing.

"What?" I glared back at Ulquiorra. Who was obviously not happy that he has to watch over me.

"If you get any of your stupid ideas to entertain yourself with, I'll have punishment in line for you." His emerald eyes burned holes into my head. I could feel it, he was serious. Damn. I don't even get a few hours to play around?

The rest of the day was pretty boring. Although P.E was fun… Kicking the damn shinigamis asses at something was enjoyable. I think my love for dodge ball has grown immensely since the first minute we started playing. Even if I was on the same team as Ulqui(His names too long to keep voicing).

"Neh neh, Ulquiorra-san, Grimmjow~" The woman said as we walked "home". By home I mean her house. I still don't considerate it home. You get what I mean right? You live there but it doesn't quite feel… right.

"Yes?" Ulqui and his stupid fake I'm pretending to be interested in what you have to say 'cause then you'll like me better voice.

"I was just thinking… Since I'm going with Kurosaki-kun and the others to the festival at the temple, you guys should come too!" She flashed a huge toothy grin.

Okay. This is a once in a life time thing… But I think me and Ulqui are probably thinking the same thing. I turned to peek a quick glance at him. Only to find him doing the same thing. Shit. Did I just have a moment with him? A moment?! Lord, kill me now.

"…" I can't say anything. If I answer, she'll be annoying.

"…Sure." WHAT? Ulqui did NOT just say that! "As long as it isn't a problem for the others." Shitshitshitshitfuckshitshitshitshit. NO. Honestly, I'd rather stay home and whack off. What is with him and his big mouth?! Do I even get a say in this?! Fuck.

Ulquiorra's pov

Being assigned to do things even when I'm not obliged to do it is tiring. Though I will get my share of pleasure watching Grimmjow suffer. The idiot should have never teased me. He'll get what he deserves.

"Hey Ulqui." Did I say I hated when he called me that? No? Well I hate it.

"…"

"Hey!"

"…"

"HEY!" I could feel his rage from my back. Was making him angry ever this…Fun?

"What? You're too noisy. You'll disturb the neighbors." I said as I swiveled my chair to face him.

"Why did you say yes to going to that festival? Is it 'cause you wanna go? Or is it to annoy me?" Hm. My intentions were truly clear for this one. I didn't expect him to notice.

"Both. It would do well to learn more about their culture and activities seeing as we will be stuck here. Well, how long depends on whether you decide to behave or not." I turned my chair to get back to my homework. Why must humans be so difficult? Homework? Really? Can't they just listen and know what to do?

"…I hate you, you know that?" He said as he turned away. I expect nothing less from the one that constantly does things to spite me. He's quite predictable no?

Grimmjow's pov

Back to a few moments before the beginning of the chapter

"Ahh…" He felt like everything was melting. Pleasure pooled at his groin, pain shot up his spine and sweet moans sent shivers down his back.

"Grim…Grimmjow…" The taller man fought back the urge to take the man under him immediately.

"Shh… Be patient, I'll do it soon…" He said as he brushed a few stray ebony locks from the smaller man's face. Their bodies drenched in sweat, he tried to coax the smaller man to relax.

"Nnh… I… I can't… I can't take it anymore… Grimmjow…" Those emerald eyes pleaded him to hurry. "I want this… Please…" Tears started to form as the taller man quickened his pace. Fingers reaching anywhere and everywhere. He placed fluttering kisses all over the smaller man's torso.

"Mmm…" What…? Can't… Open… Eyes… Need to… Wake up… Vision seems to be failing me right now… And what's this warm feeling on my back? And WHY did I just have a wet dream of ULQUIORRA?! Shit. My… WHY AM I HARD?!

"Mmmnn…" Wait. That wasn't me… Does that mean… I turned my head. OH FUCK. It was Ulquiorra. WHY AM I IN UIQUI'S BED?!?!?! And how could he not have noticed me?? HOW did I get here in the first place?! Shit. I hafta get out of here before he wakes up… Howhowhowhowhow? He would notice if I moved… And he would notice my reiatsu if I got out of my gigai. ARGHHH. It's do or die. First, inch forward to the edge of the bed.

"Hmmnn…" I felt the weight shift. Good, he turned. Task 1: Complete. Second, Get off the bed. Slowly… Shift the weight and sit up… Feet on floor, slowly raise your ass off the bed. Success. Finally, make a dash for the door without making any sound. Easy as it sounds, it's not. Especially when you have a fucking erection.

"Grimm…" I heard a quiet groggy voice say. Oh shit. Did he wake up? At that moment, I thought it was the end of my life. I turned slowly. Not to find a wide eyed angry Ulqui, but a calm sleeping one. Damn… He's cute when he's sleeping… Wait. That's not what I should be thinking now! Why did he just say my name? And why am I still in here?! I needa get back to my own room and get rid of this hard-on. Damn, if only I could watch him sleep like that. Oh well, I'm probably gonna get to see it again.

HAHA! I cut it off short. And their might not be another chapter for a while. I have a shitload of homework and summatives/culminating.

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-Hyphier