Ahahah... I know you all hate me right now so I'll let you do your reading. Though I'd have to say this is probably the worst chapter.

Enjoy!

Grimmjow's pov

"So you're hard for me huh?" I whispered into his ear, licking the shell. He shook and turned his face.

"N-no." Damn, did he have to be so cute? I wanna jump him now.

"So what's this?" I touched the tip of his erection. Earning a slight gasp from him.

"Don't touch it!" He gasped as I slid my finger around the top. Sliding my other hand under his chin and pressing him against the wall, I tilted his head back. Pressing closer, I leaned down to his face, almost kissing him.

"You're really cute you know that?" An adorable blush was laid across his face. I closed to distance between us, kissing him. Of course, I could feel Ulquiorra trying to push me away, but that wasn't going to work. Especially since he was on his tippy-toes.

Oh, what a fantasy... It's only been a day and I'd REALLY love to see that face he was making again... Eyebrows furrowed together, lips clenched, eyes shut tight. It was just so cute. How could I not jump that? I peaked at Ulqui, his face was solemn as ever. I don't think I've ever noticed this but Ulqui's eyes are huge... They shine sorta like jade stone you know? I could probably get lost staring into those eyes... WAIT. What the flying FUCK am I saying? I sound like...like...a little virgin boy falling in love! This can't be happening... Can it? What in all of Hueco Mundo is happening? Me. THE Grimmjow Jaegerjaques. God help me- FALLING IN LOVE?

"Grimmjow. Why on earth are you staring at me with astonishment?" Whoops. Guess he was looking.

"Uh… No reason." Who was I trying to fool? I full out stopped in my tracks and gaped at him. Of course he would notice. Wow, I'm stupid. But it's not like I'll ever admit it if anyone does call me stupid. I'd probably kick the shit outta them.

"Hey! Hurry up you guys or you're going to get lost." Stupid black-haired dwarf. She's always acting so high and mighty. Or maybe she just hates me for a punching a hole through her stomach… It's probably that… Oh well, not my fault she was careless. And hey, she froze me first. She had it coming.

"Lets go, sexta." Ulquiorra started walking towards the two girls walking ahead of them.

"Don't call me that…" Ulquiorra spun his head to glare at me. Mumbling never works… I followed silently. The snow crunched as I took each step.

"Oooh, I can't wait! I hope everyone's there!" Orihime cheered happily. Today was the going-away party for the shinigami who were going back to Soul Society for New Years.

"Don't worry Inoue, everyone's going to be there. We ARE leaving right at 12 you know." The woman rolled her eyes.

"Yea, I know but I'm just so excited!"

As we walked the rest of the way, the two girls (did I mention how annoying they are?) talked about anything and everything. This was going to be a LONG day…

Ulquiorra's pov

It had been 2 hours since we had arrived at the shady shop keepers store. Urahara Kisuke, I believe his name was. Odd to find a giant training ground as his basement though. All of the shinigami that were expected had arrived and we were "chatting" and eating.

"Awww, Ulqui. I'm gonna miss you sooooo much!" Blast Matsumoto and her large breasts. My head fit snuggly between the two abominations that she called boobs. That got me quite a bit of glares from the males.

"Hey! Ulqui's mine! I mean, I DO get to stay with him when you go…" Shihouin Yoruichi proceeded to yank me from behind and bury my face between her breasts. Another set of glares earned. These two must be out to get me killed by the whole male population.

"Ehhh? But I'm the one he's living with!" Orihime tried to pry my head out from between the other giant pair of abominations they called breasts. These crazy arguments apparently continued for 2 hours, until most of them were thoroughly drunk. Also, I seemed to have forgotten to mention that a few days back, the Shinigami with the tattooed face, Hisagi Shuuhei, had come to the real world. Everyone had proceeded to sit on a clean mat placed on the ground in a circle.

"So, we should TOTALLY play spin the bottle or something!" Matsumoto said as she giggled through her scarf.

"Like, with kissing? On the mouth?" Kurosaki, who was very sober looking, asked, bewildered. Everyone turned to him with looks of shock, amazement, amusement and horror.

"Yea! It'll be fun! But whatever happens here, stays here." Her tone switched so suddenly, everyone felt a chill down their backs. "So I'm gonna start!" She then proceeded to grab an empty sake bottle, lay it down and spin it. Everyone was most likely praying it wouldn't land on them. Or, at least I was. The bottle slowly came to a stop, head pointing at Hisagi. Matsumoto bounded upwards and walked over to him.

"Well that's not very entertaining. We all know Hisagi's done more with a lot more people." Renji muttered, slightly shifting. Huh, is he afraid of getting hit?

"Hey, don't call me a man-whore Renji, I'm not that loose." Hisagi glared just as Matsumoto planted a quick peck on his lips.

"Hey, I thought this was supposed to be daring…" Grimmjow said to everyone's surprise. "What? I mean, you guys don't have to if you're chicken…" He snickered. What a horny idiot.

"Fine. I was just trying to make it easier for you guys." Matsumoto then grabbed Hisagi by the ears and kissed him. Did I mention there was tongue? Who knew this woman could be that bold? She let go of his head and sat back down at her spot. "Your turn Shuuhei."

"Uhhh… Okay." He spun the bottle. Everyone stared intently at the bottle, as if they were threatening it not to stop on them. The chances of it stopping on me were very slim, no reason to worry. It came to a slow stop. Oh no. Well me and my big mouth. The mouth of the bottle was pointing at me. I glanced at Grimmjow to see that he was in absolute awe. He stared up at me and I quickly turned to see Hisagi getting up. "Well, 'least I got someone cute." I glanced at Grimmjow as Hisagi closed in on me. His face was pained. Was he not going to do anything? Not even protest? What am I even thinking about? Why would I want him to? It's not like I like him or anything. Wait, do I like him? My thoughts were cut short as Hisagi pulled my face towards his and planted his lips on mine. Was this really happening? His eyes were closed as he moved his lips on mine, trying to open them. I looked at Grimmjow but he did nothing but look to the ground. What an asshole, especially after what happened this morning. Does he even care? Well, obviously not since he's just sitting there. I turned and started kissing back. Hisagi apparently took it to his head that he could start shoving his tongue into my mouth. Honestly, I'd have to say that he was a good kisser. It started feeling pretty good.

"Whoa, they're really going at it…" I heard Renji say.

"Hey! Keep some mouth for the rest of us ya slut!" I licked my lips as Yoruichi pulled Hisagi up and threw him back to his spot on the mat. What an entertaining night this was turning out to be.

So... It was really crappy wasn't it? Sad life.

I'm sooooo sorry for the long, long, long, long wait. I would just look at the story and think "I should finish this..." but then I would get caught up in writing other stuff and truth be told, I'm just plain lazy.

You can all hate me forever. I'm a horrible person who can't get her priorities straight.

I'll just warn you now that the next chapter might not be done for a while so don't hold your breath!

-Hyphier