A/N: So I'm starting a new story! I haven't written anything in forever but I'm super bored soo… this is the result! Just a warning- this is an M rate fic! There will be profanity, there will be sex, etc. If you don't like it, don't read it. Thank you!

Disclaimer- I'm not doing this at the beginning of each chapter so read it now and don't forget. I don't own anything you recognize.

"Whitlyn- Whitlyn, wake up!" Bradlee Davis sighed heavily, plopping down crosslegged on Whitlyn's bed. The last 10 minutes of Bradlee's life had been devoted to trying to rouse the sleeping brunette. Lily Evans looked up from the book that currently consumed her and shook her head, a small smile playing across her full lips.

"I really don't why you even bother anymore, Brad. You know that girl is dead to the world until at least 12 on Saturdays," Lily laughed.

"Whitlyn Marie Combs!" Bradlee shouted. "if you do not get out of bed THIS INSTANT I swear to you I will go tell Jimmy Collins that this morning you realized your undying love for him!"

Whitlyn's eyes immediately popped open as she snarled, "You wouldn't dare."

"Try me."

Rolling her eyes, Whitlyn kicked Bradlee onto the floor and stumbled into the bathroom.

"Wow. I am very shocked that just worked right now," Bradlee said, staring at the bathroom door.

"Good job," Lily said, clearly impressed. "What did you need her up for, anyway?"

"I don't know. I just felt like being a bitch this morning," shrugged Bradlee, standing up and walking out the door. Lily sat in the room for a few more minutes with a bemused expression before following her friend out the door.

"God, I want to fuck him." Whitlyn was sucking absentmindedly on the end of a twizzler, staring longingly down the table at Sirius Black, the handsome 6th year with the big ego… and even bigger reputation. "I hear he made Alice Walker orgasm 3 times."

"Now, Whit," Lily scolded. "You know the rules! We have a reputation to protect"

"Yeah, yeah, I know." Whitlyn turned her attention back to Bradlee and Lily, who stared at her accusingly. The three girls had formed a reputation in their third year at Hogwarts. To the male population, they were known as the biggest teases in the school. Easily three of the most attractive girls in the school, they constantly had boys drooling over them. However, the girls had made a pact with each other to never date a guy at Hogwarts. It was more entertaining to tease them just enough to make the boys squirm.

"But, listen," Whitlyn replied matter-of-factly, "we were 13 when we came up with those rules. I'm 16, almost 17 now. Practically an adult. And ladies, I have needs. Ones that can no longer be satisfied with inanimate objects alone." Whitlyn smirked as the other two girls pulled a face of pure disgust.

"Alright, I know we're your best friends, but THAT was too much information. Ever since you and Anthony were together…" Lily trailed off. Whitlyn had lost her virginity the previous summer to a handsome muggle home from college for the summer. Ever since, she had become completely sex crazed.

"I hate to say it, Lil, but maybe she's right . We ARE older now…" Bradlee confessed.

"Right!" Whitlyn exclaimed, excited to have someone on her side. "And I'm not talking about a complete change of rules or anything! We still won't be dating anyone… exclusively. We'll just be taking our teasing to the next level."

Lily sighed heavily at her two friends. "Fine. Maybe you guys are right. If you want to have sex with hundreds of guys, be my guest." Whitlyn and Bradlee were already scanning the hall for their first conquests. "But one rule has to stay the same," Lily insisted.

"Deal. Whatever you want, my love," Whitlyn hastily replied.

"No sleeping with Marauders. Ever."

"Dammit! You only did that because you know I wanna shag Sirius!" Whitlyn whined.

The Marauders. Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew. Aside from Peter, they were the three hottest guys at Hogwarts and, as rumor had it, used it to their advantage.

"Whitlyn, you know Sirius would just take advantage of you. I have to agree with Lily on this one," Bradlee reasoned.

"Well, if that's the case, he can take advantage of me any day of the week. Besides, I hear you moaning 'Remus' in your sleep! What are you dreaming about, naughty little Bradlee?" Whitlyn asked with a smirk.

Bradlee's face flushed red as she tried to stammer out an excuse. Lily and Whitlyn laughed as Sirius Black plopped down on the seat beside Whitlyn, throwing one arm around her shoulders. "So, you gonna come to my room tonight?" he asked with a wink.

"Sounds like fun, baby. But I've already got plans with Rodney," Whitlyn said, throwing a flirtation wave in the direction of Rodney Billings, an attractive Ravenclaw who waved back excitedly.

Sirius leaned over and whispered something in her ear, causing Whitlyn to raise one eyebrow and run her tongue across her lips. Bradlee and Lily rolled their eyes before catching Whitlyn's attention, reminding her of the rules. She sighed heavily and turned to face Sirius. "I'm sorry. I cannot have sex with you. Ever." Sirius watched as she jerked her bag off the table and sauntered out of the hall.

"She so wants me," Sirius declared. "James! Remus! How nice of you to grace us with your presence." James Potter sat down on the bench beside Sirius, reaching a hand to muss his already messy hair, while Remus Lupin took a seat beside Bradlee.

"Lily, you're looking very sexy today," he said, looking her over.

"Fuck you," Lily dead panned, before getting up and storming out of the hall.

"It's like she can read my fucking mind," James exclaimed, before following Lily out of the hall.

"So…" Sirius said, looking at Bradlee across the table. She raised her eyebrows quizzically at him, waiting for him to say more. "You wanna have a quickie in the broom closet?"

Bradlee laughed and rolled her eyes before heading off to her first class of the day. Sirius glanced around the hall quickly before finding who he was looking for. He sauntered up to Serena Knight, placing one hand on her waist, the other finding its way to her ass. He whispered in her ear and the pair quickly left the hall, giggling to themselves.

"I need new friends," Remus declared, throwing a wink to Alexia Martin as he walked out of the Great Hall.

A/N: So this is just gonna be a typical Lily/James fic. If you like it review and let me know! But if you're gonna review and say "this is good" or "this sucks" please don't waste your time. I need you to tell me WHY you think it's good or WHY you think it sucks so that I can make the rest of the story better. Thanks for reading!