Another insomniatic drabble; this time it's Bronzeshipping ^^
Ryou: Since I'm always stuck disclaiming... RiverTear980 owns nothing, she still doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh, a soul, or her wig required for the anime convention Ota Fest that is occurring in a couple of weeks.
Riv: Maybe we should get that little blurb recorded so you can go back into When the Snow Falls. Then I might actually update it one of these days.
"Hey Malik! Get your small and extremely sexy ass over here! I have something I need to give you!" Marik yelled through the hallway.
"It'd better not be herpes." Malik replied bluntly with just the right amount of sarcasm.
"Harsh, Hikari. You hurt my nonexistent heart." Marik smirked.
"Nonexistent?" Malik frowned, beginning to walk towards his Yami and lover. "You have a heart."
"Oh really? How do you figure that?" Malik placed his bronzed hands over Marik's chest, feeling the rippling muscles under his shirt.
"Because..." Malik breathed, "I just do."
Malik brushed his lips against his Yami's sensing the small gasp he took. He took the initiative to deepen their kiss, and Marik wrapped his arms around the Hikari.
After a while, Malik pulled away from Marik and gazed deeply into his deep purple eyes.
"I told you. So, what was it that you had to give me before we went off on that whole 'heartless' tangent?"
"Herpes. And HIV." Marik smiled. (1000 dead puppies) "Just kidding, love." He reached into his cloak, pulling out a small package wrapped loosely. "Bakura told be to give this to you. He said it was yours...or for you...I didn't make a note to remember exactly which."
Malik took the item curiously and began unwrapping it. When he looked inside, he squeaked and his face turned bright red from ear to ear.
"...Malik?"
"Ummm, I'll take this up to my room now..."
"What was that?"
"N-nothing!" Malik shot defensively; his voice cracking quite fantastically in doing so.
"...Alrighty then..."
Malik dashed up the stairs to his room and slammed the door behind him. His face was still beet-red and flustered.
"Bakura, I swear: next time I see you, I'm going to rip out your spinal cord and beat you with it."
A/N:
I'm going to leave it to you to imagine what was in the box... Mwahahahaha!
Marik: What was in the box, Hikari?
Malik: *rocking back and forth in the emo corner*
Bakura: =D
Marik: You broke him! You bastard! *sends to Shadow Realm*
Riv: NOES! HE IS ESSENTIAL IN WtSF!
Marik: That's your problem, not mine.