Hey! Sorry for my "absence." But I'll fit it in with the story! Don't worry! I just didn't get to it yet! The story will start...NOW!

Percy's P.O.V.

Oh, yeah! I've been planning this for months now, and just let me say it will ROCK! There are 136 campers who are included in this! Here's the plan:

All these campers are going to go to Nico's cabin in the dead of night. They're going to tell him that Dionysus and Chiron are furious with him. But they'll address him as Mr. Emo. Nico will finally get up, yell at them for calling him that, and walk over to the Big House. (Chiron and Dionysus are in on this too!) He'll ask them why they needed him, and they'll tell him that they don't know what he's talking about. They'll also punish him, and they'll also call him Mr. Emo. His punishment will be to cook all the meals for a weak, and wash the dishes. (but he won't actually do it)

He'll then start yelling at them and saying that it was all the camper's faults. They won't believe him. Then they'll put him in a dark room with a mortal girl. The mortal girl will cower in fear of him, and he'll lose some self esteem. We'll then jump into the room, turn on the lights, and yell "GOTCHA!"

He'll start asking us how that was a joke what-so-ever. We'll reply with a real joke. Dumping refried black beans on him.

And that's the plan.

And I'm just about to start it.

Tell me if you have a better prank! PM me, or review about it! PLEASE!