(Hey-o! I changed my username!)

Fang: MAX WOULD NEVER DO THAT!

Me: Shut up, Fang.

Max: Yeah, Fang, she's right for once.

Me: Just so you know I got a B on that Social Studies test.

Max: Which means you got questions wrong.

Me: You are so lucky I am like your biggest fan.

Fang: So... Huh?

Me: TO THE STORY!

Fang: Huh?

Max: Idiot.

Me: Wait... so Max would never change her username?

Chapter 3, Part 1

I sighed. It was the "party" and "kissing" scene today. Whoop-dee-doo.

"Max!" J.J. yelled.

"What?" I grumbled.

"Fiesty..."

"Okay...?" I looked up.

"Oh! Scene 3! NOW!" she ordered.

"Okay. Cool." I stood up and went to hair and make-up. Fang was eyeing me funny.

"What?"

"Oh, um... Nothing." Smooth, Fang, smooth. I looked over at Ella.

"YOU ARE SO LUCKY." She smiled.

"Yep, I get to make out with a Ken-doll!" I said sarcastically.

"Max!" she whined.

"What?" I was getting impatient. Ella was cool, but getting on my nerves.

"Oh. So, my agent thought it'd be cool for us to like, go to school. When does it start?" she asked.

"Uh... crap." I'd totally forgot about school! How was I supposed to shoot the scenes? Yeah, exactly.

"What you mean, babe?" Dylan asked flirtatiously.

"School, shooting...?" I trailed off.

"No problemo!" Iggy said. "We shoot weekends, and after school. After homework, which sucks."

"Okay...?"

"Okay!" Phil ran over here. I honestly think he is the director, too. "Scene 3!"

I looked over my script. Okay... I can do this.

(A/N: Here's the casting list:

ANGEL MORRISON: Jenna Meijer

ELLA SANDERS: Glynn Hayes

ZEPHYR "GASMAN" MORRISON: Ryan Ernest

NICK "FANG" McNIGHT: Braxton Nikkles

IGGY GRIFFITHS: Zac Storm

DYLAN CHASE: Andon Brock

JENNIFER JOY "J.J." AISER: Sadie Hayes

SAM SYLVESTEN: Justin Colson

MAXIMUM RIDE: Kai Storm)

Kai: So...?

Zac: WE PARTY! DUH!

Kai: You're dead.

Zac: Only if you tell Mom.

Kai: Which I might.

Braxton: Anyway... (smirks)

Kai: Oh, hi...

Sadie (pleading): C'mon Kai! Just one night!

Kai (reluctant): Oh, fine!

Zac: Thanks, sis.

Glynn (smirks): Idiot.

Andon: So... Kai...

Kai (glares): Yeah?

Andon: After Marissa, you wanna...?

Zac: LEAVE!

Andon: Dude!

Everyone (glares): LEAVE!

Andon: Tough crowd! (leaves)

Okay, I guess that wasn't the "party" scene. More like "pre-party''. Anyhow, here comes a sucky scene! WOO-HOO. I looked of at Fang, who seemed to be hiding a smug look. Creep. Phil called us over.

"Okay, Max, Fang, go to your dress, hair, and make-up."

"Gotcha," we chorused.

I ran over to dressing.

"Max!" my tailor, Lhan, called.

"Hey, L."

"I'm thinking casual, but stunning. Any ideas?"

"I'll check the rack," I answered.

I went over to the clothing rack and found a white off the shoulder top with a black design. I grabbed a black camisole and black super skinny jeans.

"How 'bout this?" I asked.

"Perfect!" Lhan exclaimed.

I laughed and ran into my house to change.

Apparently, Iggy came into the house.

Because he was on the couch.

Making out.

With Nudge.

"Bad timing?" I asked, clearing my throat obnoxiously.

Nudge, who was still in her PJs, jumped off Iggy.

"Hey, Max," she said, laughing embarassedly.

I put a glare on. Both Iggy and Nudge flinched.

I burst out laughing. "C'mon, Nudge! I don't control you!"

She started laughing too. I walked over to Iggy.

"You rip out her heart, I rip out your spleen," I whispered. He flinched.

I ran up the stairs and put on my clothes. Then, I darted past Iggy and Nudge (still making out) and went to Lhan.

"Max, you look fantabulous!" she exclaimed.

"Haha, thanks," I laughed.

I sat in the chair as Lhan did my hair and make-up.

She turned me toward the mirror. My face was practically glowing and my hair was in a braid with bangs off to the side.

"Max! Fang!" Phil called.

I strutted over there. I really didn't want to do this scene. At all.

"Uh, Phil?" I asked.

He turned to me. "Yeah, Max?"

"This is kind of embarrassing, but I've never kissed a boy."

I guess I said that a little too loud, because Ella yelled:

"But you said your first kiss was in a bathroom!"

"I didn't kiss back– I was practically being raped!"

I turned back to Phil. "See my dilemma?"

He laughed. "Okay, Max. We'll postpone the scene. How about two more weeks, or if you're prepared before that...?"

I sighed contently. "Thanks. So, should we do scene 31? When Justin rips out Kai's heart?"

"SAM! GET READY!" Phil ordered. He looked back at me. "The only problem is we don't have anyone to play Sam's 'other woman'. Any ideas?"

"Brigid– she's my best friend."

I got out my phone, hit the 3 on speed dial, and after two rings, she picked up.

"OMG! MAX!" she squealed.

"Code INH!" I yelled into the phone.

She gasped. "BRT!"

I laughed. It's funny how people use text-talk.

Believe me. Yell 'OMG, ROFLOL!' right now.

Are you laughing yet? I am!

Anyway, within 15 minutes, Brigid was here.

Her auburn hair was down to her shoulders, with a small, single braid on the right side. She was in designer ripped jeans and a light purple blouse with a pink cami.

W-o-W.

"So, what do I do?" she asked me.

I turned to her. "Follow me."

I dragged her onto the mall set. I handed her my script. She read it over, grinning madly.

"Awesome."

"You play Rylie. Got it?" Phil said, darting over here.

"Yeah!" Brig squealed.

Kai (walks into mall): Food court, next right. (follow signs)

In food court...

Justin (to Rylie): So, Rylie, my buds are comin' soon. They don't know we're dating.

Rylie (seductively walking toward): Oh, a secret. Guess we better say goodbye for now.

Justin: Yeah, guess so.

Rylie (tugging on Justin's collar): How do we say goodbye, baby?

Justin (grins): Bye...

***They kiss***

Kai (enters): JUSTIN!

Rylie (jumps off): Who's she?

Kai (declaratively): His girlfriend.

Rylie: Uh no, I am.

Kai: No. No. Of course this happens! To me! (to Justin) You JERK! I knew it! I can't believe I was such a freakin' IDIOT! Don't come near me! (begins to run home crying)

Justin: But, Kai! We never headed home!

Kai: You SICKO! (continues running)

Now home...

Kai (slams door, see Braxton): W-What are y-you doing h-here?

Braxton: Zac called me over, but I can't find him. You okay?

Kai (plops on love seat next to Braxton): Justin... he-he...

Braxton: Ssh... it's gonna be okay...

***End Scene***

I hopped off the love seat, and pulled Fang up by the wrist.

He looked upset. Not by his facial expression, but it was obvious in his eyes.

"You a'ight?" Iggy asked, coming over.

I turned to Ig. "Dude, you have raspberry lipgloss on your lip."

Fang smirked. "Yeah, peachy."

I chuckled and walked home. JJ grabbed me by the arm.

"Okay, follow me. Now."

She dragged me to the high school, where we shot the first scene.

Oh, god.

This was bad.

Chapter 3, Part 2

There was a huge sign on the school. It was of our mascot, the hawk.

There was a message written in spray paint.

hey maxy u stole my muvee u betta na steel my bf –from lissuh

"Her tutor is working, but this isn't good. At all," JJ stated.

"How so?" I asked.

She turned to face me. "Ella told you how our agents want us to go to school here, right? Well, Lissa and Sam are cousins. They have the same agent. She's going to school here too."

I sighed. "Whatever."

"Dude– Lissa is A) a retard and B) she's out to get you," JJ explained.

"And I should care a slut is out to get me... why?"

JJ laughed. "She could hire an assassin like," she snapped. "That."

"Dang."

Next day...

"Max!" Nudge yelled up the stairs. "We're going to meet our teachers today!"

"Already?" I exclaimed.

She sighed dramatically. "I know! It's so stupid! Like Lissa Talbin! ZOMG, did you know she's going to Ridge with us? I can't believe that tart decided to go to WVR! GO HAWKS!"

"SHUT UP!" everyone yelled.

I put on some jeans and a hoodie and brushed my hair. I tied it into a loose ponytail. I live about a block from school, so we'll probably be walking.

The girls were all downstairs, along with the guys. The were talking, minus Nudge and Iggy who were making out. Again.

JJ and I were holding back puke. "Let's go."

Everyone followed us. Iggy and Nudge were holding hands. Fang was in the back. Ella, JJ, and I were in the front, and Dylan and Sam were talking about 'scoring chicks.'

Sexist pigs.

"So, Max, I heard you blew off the kissing scene," JJ said, smirking.

Jerk.

I glared. "Shut. The fudge. Up."

She flinched. Don't mess with Maxie.

"Anyway," Ella interrupted. "I wanted to know who the good teachers are. And the boys. Are they cute or hot or none of the above?"

I laughed. "Best teacher? Probably the gym teacher, Mr. Z, or the music/drama teacher, Mr. S."

"And the boys...?" Ella urged.

I went serious. "Ugliest trolls on Earth."

"Fudge!" she exclaimed.

I chuckled. JJ started laughing too, and some of the guys were snickering.

"What?" Ella cried innocently as we approached the school.

People were pointing at us. Some people were reacihng out to the guys, others were saying, "Hi, Max!" because they love me. I only have one enemy– but really, she just hates the I'm not stuffing my bra like she is.

Anyway, I just walked past, toward the office. The others, beside Nudge who was dragging Iggy, were barely managing to keep up. Nudge was babbling on the electives she was thinking about taking this year, and I would occasionally throw out my opinion. After we all ended up at the office, I smiled at the secretary. Who was also Brig's mom.

"Hey, Mrs. D," I greeted.

She exclaimed, "Oh, Max! Brigid has been talking nonstop about the movie you'll be in! I love how you don't give a crap, but I wish Brig would take down all her Justin Bieber and Fang McNight posters."

I laughed. "Yeah, she does need to take it down a notch."

"Ha, yes. Oh, and here are your schedules. I assume you want theirs'?" she said, pointing to the guys.

I nodded, and she handed them over.

Yay, school.

I know you're thinking this chapter sucked, but it's really importanté. They needed to end up at school if you guys ever want Fax.