this is my first fanfic so please b nice to moi!
I don't own haruhi suzumiya! ok? but i do own the content of the story! Enjoy!
sigh. Once again I walked up the giant hill that took forever to climb, but once I got to my classroom, tanaguchi jumped at me.
"You'll never guess what happened!" he said almost jumping. "Some one actually beat the shortest time of dating Haruhi!" What? Even less then tanaguchi's five minutes? I thought, glancing over his shoulder. Looking at the girl sitting in the desk behind mine, Haruhi seemed to be a little down.
Could it be she's having second thoughts? I thought about it for a moment. Na-ah... that can't be it. I walked over to Haruhi and sat at my own desk. I turned my chair around so I could look at her straight on.
"Hey." I said to her. There was no response for a few seconds. I repeated myself.
"Yeah, yeah I heard you the first time." she said annoyed.
"... So," I started, "I heard that another guy asked you out." Haruhi glared at me as though she were about to murder me.
"Maybe... but you know Kyon..." she said trailing off. " I've noticed something..." "and that would be?" "guys always have more advantage..."
Wait what? I thought to myself. "What do you exactly mean by that Haruhi" I said feeling that this wasn't going towards a direction. "I mean the fact that guys can be more assertive with girls because the girls are fine with it."
Uhh... hi, Haruhi? What planet is it on that girls are fine with being pushed around like that?
"Not only that guys have awesome names! Yuta, Haru, Daisuke, Kaede, Hiro, Haruto, Naomi, Kaoru... all awesome! Well, except for yours Kyon." She said smuggly. "Haruhi you know my real name is-" "So then I started thinking!" I bet she doesn't even know my real name... I thought angrily. "What if the members of the SOS brigade all got gender swapped!"
I knew it... this wasn't going in a good direction...
"Haruhi, when you say gender swap you mean you would be a guy and I would be a girl?" "Exactly!" This just kept spirling down. "Okay, but then we would need different names don't you think?" I asked trying to get into what the heck she was talking about.
"Hmm..." she thought about it for a moment, then snapped her fingers and started by saying: "I got it! Okay, so Yuki would change to Yuuki. Itsuki would be Itsuko. Mikuru would be Mitsuru. I'd be Haruki, and you would be... Kyonko!"
WHY DO I STILL HAVE TO KEEP THAT STUPID NICKNAME!
Sigh.
"I'm totally gonna tell all of the members! I'm sure they'll love it!" Haruhi said happily as our teacher walked in.
hmm... I thought, this hasn't happend in a while has it? Haruhi was dragging me by the tie all the way to the club room. She slammed open the club door. There was Itsuki sitting at the table being given a cup of tea, by Miss Asahina wearing her usual maid outfit. And as always Nagato was reading her book ignoring the fact that we had just walked in.
"Hey everyone! I wanna tell you about an idea that came to me this morning! Kyon, shut the door, and listen up even though I told you about it first." Said Haruhi. I was kind of happy that she told other people that she told me first. As she explained, Yuki raised her head from her book, and actually seemed interested. Sorta. Once she was done telling them her idea, she told them their gender bent names.
The normal responces: Koizumi smiled that idiot smile of his; Miss Asahina looked slightly confused; Haruhi was imagining a crowd of people going insane because it was such a 'brilliant' idea; and I was smacking my forehead. The only responce that was out of the norm was Yuki's. She was staring at Haruhi then noticed that I was looking. She then took out a yellow book mark and wrote something on it. She placed the book mark on the table and looked at me. She closed her book, got up and while heading for the door said: "I'm leaving early." in her monotone voice of hers. I walked towards the book mark and it read:
Come to my apartment at 5:00, we need to talk. -Nagato
Once again I was standing infront of Yuki's apartment. Dialing the apartments number, it rung once then it was picked up. Of course Nagato said nothing, so I said: "hey Nagato it's 5 now. Can I come up?" There was silence and no responce. "It's about Haruhi, isn't it?" The doors opened.
I knew it... I thought walking toward the elevator.
I was standing in front of her door. Just as I was about to knock, Yuki had already opened the door, and had stopped my fist from, very lightly of course, hitting her head. I didn't even blink how the hell did I miss that? I thought pulling my hand away.
As usual, I sat at the kotatsu that was in the centre of the bare room. I was staring at the room that Miss Asahina and I had slept in when Nagato froze the time in that room. Ahh, memories. I thought smiling. Nagato sat down across from me and placed two tea cups.
"So has something else gonna happen?" I said casually.
"Yes..."she started, "her idea of the members of the SOS brigade being changed in gender is going to become a reality. This is not a new world, no, this is more like a temporary world. A world where we will only live in for exactly a week. The five of us will change tonight as we sleep, as for me I can already feel the change happening to both my mind and my body. Very soon my voice will become lower because of the transformation." She said looking abit surprised. I looked at her in amazment, shock and pure terror. As Yuki said 'transformation', her voice had dropped by four notes.
"You better go home. Now. It would be dangerous if someone saw you changing in the middle of the street. Even though you were the last to be mentioned. Also there is nothing to worry about. The change won't hurt. Just go!" She said with her voice becoming lower. "I don't want you to see me like this..." she muttered under her breath.
I was pushed out by her transforming body.
"Nagato! Wait!" She shut the door. The only thing I could do was go home.
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