OMG it's so intense! not! whatever... enjoy!

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I lay on my bed staring at the ceiling. I couldn't help but worry about Yuki, what the hell's going happen tomorrow? How will she look like? How will I look like? I decided that I might as well go to sleep. Que Serra Serra I guess...

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The next morning I woke up with a splitting headache.

I THOUGHT NAGATO SAID IT WOULDN'T HURT? Wait... that's right!

I stammered out of my bed only to fall face first on the floor. I slowly got up realizing the smooth, beautiful, long, dark brown hair. Oh-no... please don't tell me... I got up, kind of wobbling, walking towards the mirror. When reaching it, I recoiled and muffled a scream. A girl scream. Looking back at me in the mirror was a petite girl, about Haruhi's height, with messy hair extending all the way to hip, and short bangs. The girls eyes were the exact same colour that I (normally) have. Her small, dainty hands held her short, cotton t-shirt. Her slim legs were dazzling.

Wait did I just think that of my own legs? That's really-

My thought was then interrupted by my cellphone. I slowly walked towards the phone. I was still in mental shock.

"Hello?" I said, my voice ten notes higher.

"Uh..." On the other side of the phone a deep hansome voice responded then conitued.

"Um... is Kyon there?" Said the voice. then I realised who it was.

"Haruhi? It's me! Kyon! I know I don't sound like myself though. I don't really know what happened," that would be a lie, "but it seems that I've turned into a girl."

"..."

"...Haru...hi?"

"KYON? SERIOUSLY? SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE? OK GOOD CUZ I WAS GOING CRAZY FOR A SECOND!" she, I mean, HE screamed into the phone. "I'M STANDING OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!"

"Wait Haruhi you know where I-"

"I'm a guy now! So Kyonko! Call me Haruki! Let me say that again... GET YOUR SORRY ASS DOWN HERE!" The call diconnected.

I got quickly dressed. Putting a bra, a bit of make up, put a high ponytail, the whole shabang. It was a bit awkward putting on a bra, but it was my body... I guess. I ran down stairs passing my little 'brother' on the way out. He really looked like the actual me.

When I arrived outside of my house there was a tall boy about my original height, with a slightly longer hair then my boy-self, the only difference was the yellow hair band in his hair.

That's Haruhi, I mean Haruki.

"Hi." I said.

"Wow..." Said Haruki with mouth open and slightly blushing. Wait.. blushing?

He turned around and started walking.

"Come on Kyonko. The others will probably be at the plaza where we meet anyway. And I don't want to be last."

I could see that the whole time walking to the plaza, 'Haruki' avoided eye contact with me, but I saw in the corner of my eye, he was staring. To be honest, I had mixed feelings about him staring; I might have been happy, I was for sure annoyed, or was I? Ugh... being a girl is confusing.

When I arrived to the plaza, sitting in the spot where Yuki used to sit was a tall boy with the same hair style and colour wearing casual clothing. That must have been Yuuki. Then standing close by was a boy, short, had short orange hair similar to Miss Asahina, was whimpering and this is what I was thinking: Oh Miss Asahina! That must have been a shock to wake up as a male! I thought looking at Mitsuru. Next to the whimpering boy, was a girl with light brown hair going only a few inches past the shoulder. She had an impressive 'rack'. Damnit. I hate you Itsuko. I thought looking down at my wash board of a chest.

"YOU GUY'S TOO?" Haruki sceamed while pulling on my arm.

"Good morning Mister Suzumiya. You too Kyonko." Said Itsuko with that stupid smile of his, umm... hers.

"Even when your a boy your cute as hell! Come'er Mitsuru!" Said Haruki with the look of rape in his eyes. Even though Haruki was close to squishing all the air out of Mitsuru, I couldn't help but ignore the two and walk over to Yuuki.

"Nagato? Are you alright?" I started. "I was really worried about you. I was thinking about if you were actually O.K. You know that you can tell me right?" I said sitting next to him.

Whoa whoa whoa! Why the hell am I being all... sigh... girl-ish.

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"Alright! We're going have a discution on what has happened in the last 24 hours! Let's start with... Yuuki!" Haruki said.

"... It was 17:12, when I started transforming into a male. First my voice dropped, then my height changed, and finally the rest of my body." Said Yuuki's monotone and low voice.

Am I the only one that is noticing that Nagato is speaking like an actual human?

"Whoa! REALLY! That must have been awesome! I was probably asleep when I changed..." Haruki said thinking. "Okay... next how about you? Mitsuru?" "W-well, I was also a-asleep, so not really. B-but! I-it was really s-scary t-to wake up as the opposite s-sex..." His voice was only about four notes lower then her original one.

"Yeah, that was sorta the same for me! Okay, Itsuko?" I think Haruki was enjoying this.

"Well, truth be told I also had the... 'fortune' of watching myself change. Unlike Nagato, everything happened at 18:45 and the exact opposite. My voice got higher, my height decreased, and then, well everything else." Itsuko smiled flipping her hair.

"WHOA REALLY? YOU SAW THE CHANGE? TELL TELL TELL!" Haruki yelled.

"It's a little hard to put into words. Actually, I honestly have no idea on a single word I could even begin to use to describe what happened." Itsuko said, looking genuinely serious.

"Hmm... okay. Next! We're going to do our usual searches!" Said Haruki.

And of couse she forgot about me... wait "What do mean our searches? Isn't this big enough for you in one day?" I asked.

"This is cool and all, but be honest! A little gender swap like this shouldn't stop the SOS brigade from finding all the other weird things in the world!" Haruki explained. Damnit.

He stuck out his hand containing five tooth picks, three marked and two blank. I picked up a tooth pick that was marked. Haruki got an unmarked one. Koizumi also got an unmarked one. So that meant 'Mitsuru' and 'Yuuki' were with me. I don't ever remember going in the three people group.

We sepertated and went our sepertate ways. I turned to the two of them.

"So what should we do now?" I asked. Misturu opened his mouth and quite boldy for his type of character said: "Maybe we can take you shopping? Kyonko, what do you think? I m-mean only if you want t-to! It's b-because you took m-me s-shopping so I thought I c-could return the favor!"

To be honest I was quite dumbfounded.

"Um... Okay, sure. Why not? You alright with that Nagato?" I asked.

"It's fine." He said back in monotone.

Then we began to head for the mall.

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The three of us were walking back to the plaza, after two hours of 'Mister' Asahina (doesn't have the same ring to it) and Nagato picking out clothing for me to wear. Well they were originally girls and since, mentally, I'm still a guy it's probably a thing that they went along with me. I ended up buying a summer dress, two tank tops, a skirt, and a pair of sandles.

Waiting at the plaza was Haruki and Itsuko.

"So! You find anyth-..." Haruki trailed off, staring at the shopping bags.

"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOOK FOR WEIRD SUPERNATURAL TYPE THINGS! NOT SHOES!" Haruki yelled at me.

"As your punishment, tommorow, you gotta come here again and do a whole search with me! NO 'BUT''S 'IF'S 'OR'S! NOTHIN!" He said grabbing my ponytail and pulling so much so that I stumbled over a bit. When I looked up Haruki's face was right next mine. He was smiling mockingly.

Shit.

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thanks 4 reading my story! pleeeeeeeeeaaseeee review! im thinking of itsuko being openly lesbien, just because it makes things interesting ;) And Nagato should start showing that 'he' likes 'kyonko', so then 'haruki' has some competion w miza thinkin ov bringin a new character! tellz me what u think!