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"What the hell do you mean 'Asakura is here'?" I said in shock. I found that I was shaking.

"What really? So 'Ryou Asakura' is here? I thought that she transfered to Canada." Haruki said.

"This is r-really bad then, Nagato, what happens if something like that almost happens to me and you again?" I was refering to the time Asakura tried to kill me.

"Don't worry. He wouldn't risk being 'transfered' again. And if he does, I'll protect you." Yuuki said. His eyes and mouth was twitching. I think he was trying to make an expretion. Probably anger, I saw anger wanting to break out of his eyes.

"Hey hey! Were gonna be late! Yuuki you should go to your class, I'll of course go with you Kyonko." Said Haruki quite annoyed. Could it be he was Jealous? Maybe...

...

I was sort of jumpy sitting in my chair. It was really weird, everyone was gender swapped.

I decided to talk to Haruki.

"So Haruki. Do you think anyone is going to notice this?" I said pointing to the hicky.

"I hope not. But maybe it would be your punishment for passing out on me on our date. AH!" He said covering his mouth. He actually adimitted that it was a date.

"Morning, Haruki, Kyonko."

I froze.

T-that v-voice...! From the d-dream...!

I couldn't move.

"Don't act so cold. It didn't leave a big mark. It's almost been a year for you, right?" I heard the voice right next to my ear. I felt a shockwave going down my spine. I was scared. I slowly turned to face the person that once tried to kill me. Next to me I saw a smiling boy. He had the same coloured hair as her, the same bangs, the same hair style with half pulled back and half hanging. Just the difference that Ryou's hair was only skimming his shoulders. I was purely petrafied.

"By the way," he continued in my ear, " you're AB. Your blood type. Heh heh." He snickered.

"Ow... ow ow OW! Damnit! Kyonko let go!" Haruki yelled. The whole time I was looking at Ryou, I was digging my nails into Haruki's arm. When I let go my hand was shaking.

"Good morning! Asakura-kun, Haruki-kun, and Kyonko!" Said a cheerful voice. Tanaguchi as a girl was standing there with slightly longer hair than her original. Kunikida was behing her, her hair wasn't much different, just about an inch longer, but it was really the face that made her look like a girl.

"Ah, good morning class prez. How was your trip to visit your relatives? In... Canada right?" Kunikida asked sweetly. Huh... so that whole 'transfer' to Canada here was over looked.

"Homeroom was hard and quite boring without you." Said Tanaguchi scratching her head and laughing.

"Well I'm glad I was missed! Anyway Sensei is here." He said shoeing them away, taking his own seat. Can you take a guess where his seat was? Yep. That's right. Right INFRONT of me.

Naze? Why?

Threw out the out the whole lesson, nothing sunk in. I found myself staring at Ryou's back. I was expecting that any second he would pull out a knife and stab me like he successfully done when I was stuck in that messed up universe, where the SOS Brigade didn't exist.

When the bell rang I really jumped.

"Why were you staring at me the whole lesson?" Asked Ryou. He turned and gave me a creepy smile.

"We should really talk you know? I haven't seem the actual you in almost a year." He said with a bit of depression.

"What the hell do you mean 'actual me'? Has this world existed longer than when I woke up as a girl?" I said.

"Like I said, we need to talk. We as not only you and I. I mean Yuuki, Mitsuru, Itsuko, and then us. Yes, it is important. Even Yuuki is not aware of what this demention really is..." He said with a bit of a smirk on his face. "For example, when Haruki handed out fliers the first time, you and Itsuko were the ones dressed up in those adorible bunny girl outfits." He said, while smiling, his face getting closer to mine.

"You're joking!" I said blushing the colour of a tomato.

"The two of them are going at it again!" Said a girl on the side.

"They make such a cute couple!" Said another girl.

"Kyonko is so lucky to have someone like him!" Said another.

"I know I'm so jealous! I wish I had a boyfriend."

What? C-couple? Boyf-friend? W-with R-Ryou?

I thought recoiling into my chair.

"That's another thing. Here you're my girlfriend. I know it will take a bit of time to get used to, but just don't let Suzumiya kill you. He's glaring at us right now. You should talk to him." He said at the totally pissed off person behind me.

"Umm... Haruki I'm just as surprised as you are!"

'Oh really?' was writen all over his face.

"You won't believe me will you?" I asked with a bit of annoyance. He shook his head.

"GOD!" I said slamming head against my desk.

Haruki pulled my ponytail towrds him which made me almost fall off my chair.

"I don't care if you're her boyfriend! Where we're from, she belongs to me!" He said hugging me from over his desk.

Ah... wha... was that a confession? I thought blushing.

"Isn't it to early to be fighting again Haruki?" Said Tanaguchi from the front.

"We'll talk about it later. I'll drop by the clubroom and explain everything about social things. Until then try to lay low okay?" Ryou said.

...

"Alright now start explaining, Ryou." I said

It was after school and the five brigade members plus Ryou were all sitting at the table.

"Okay, Where to begin? How about you Itsuko?" Ryou said looking at her.

"Well, here, in the brigade, you are the second mascot. Your part time job is at a bar. You discribed it as 'a really good way to pay the rent'. Also! Here you are one of the several girls in the school that are lesbien."

Silence.

"That explains this morning..." Itsuko said pinching the bridge of his nose in deppressing understanding.

"I knew it." I said. Itsuko looked up at me angrilly.

"Next is you Mitsuru."

"M-me?" He yelped.

"Yes, you have a girlfriend. She's the president of the music club. Her name is Aya Honda. Very sweet girl. She plays cello, piano, guitar, and flute. She taught you to play piano. You told me that you 'find yourself playing piano on your desk when your not paying attention', and that go to the music club every other day. You've become really good." He said smiling. I found it was annoying me. Then I realized why. It was same smile Itsuki had as a guy. Great.

"Ah! Yes that's right! I was daydreaming and Tsuruya, as a boy though, was joking about it! I'm glad that I actually know how to do something right!" Said a very happy Mitsuru.

"Yuuki, your other life is very similar to the one your living here. You are always here in the brigade in your free time, always having your nose in a different book each day. I think the only difference of your life is that one more object in apartment... you know what I am speaking of, right?" Ryou said.

"Yes. The black Yamaha Cello."

"Correct. You once played it at a live concert, got three encores for it. You ended up hurting you fingers at last note of the last encore, but of course they healed very qui- OW!" Yuuki had kicked Ryou in the shin, and with his humanoid interface strength, that must of hurt.

"Not nice." He said in pain.

"Anyway how about Suzmiya?" I asked

"Yeah?" Haruki said.

"It's pretty much the same life you are used to having. There are a few things different though. Like that here, your always clinging to my girlfriend." He said quite annoyed.

"Well that explans why Tanaguchi said that." I said.

"Well I'm sorry!" Haruki said angrilly.

"Even though a lot of girls tell you they love you, you turn down every single one of them and tell them that 'you only have your eyes set on one girl even though she's with someone else'. I find it cute but very annoying. Your of course the brigade chief. You make Kyonko and Itsuko dress up in the craziest outfits. Like that bunny girl outfit, the waitress, the maid outfit, even the nurse outfit. They all looked great, yet I can`t help but worry that something might happen to them." He said.

"I get it... Yeah that makes sense. Today, when a girl toald me that, I told her exactly what you said. The thing is that I had no control of what I said, almost as if automatic."

"Kyonko,"

Oh boy...

"Well as I already mentioned, we are indeed dating. Almost six months now. Anyway, your the main mascot in the brigade. You have a part time job in a restaurant as a waitress. Haruki saw you dressed in your uniform and sort of went crazy. I must admit, you do look good in that outfit." He said giggling to the side.

"S-SHUT UP! Why did I-, no HOW did I become your girlfriend?" I yelled at Ryou.

"I was the one who told you I liked you. I found you charming and beautiful. You are also smart, and have a good sense of sarcasm. I think it's all the good qualities a human should have. You also accepted me even though I am not nessarily hu- OW!" He glared at Yuuki. Yuuki had hit the same shin again.

"Sorry." He said in even more pain, realizing what he almost said.

"Well That explains everything, huh?" Haruki said.

"Oh I gotta go, I have something to do. Brigade is dissmissed." He said leaving.

I waved bye to Haruki.

"So," I said as the door shut, "Now you have to tell the rest of what you meant by this demention. Are you saying that this world existed for a while or something?"

"Yes, it's exactly that. This demention has supposedly existed for almost a year. This universe was created when you first spoke to Haruhi in the begining of the year. Her brain was slowly and unconsionsly building this place. Humans were being formed from her imagination. It was quite a marvel. When Yuuki had stopped me from killing you Kyonko, sorry about that, I wasn't actually deleted, my body was, but my existence had not. Instead, the Data Entegration Thought Entity put me here, in this body. I don't have access to my abilities, unless the Entity thinks I would need it. I'm actually pretty much a human right now. Also, your bodies didn't transform, you actually just became temporary sliders. You slid into you other bodies really. Your demention's time is currantly frozen. Your actual bodies are sleeping and when you go back little be like nothing has happened. Only you four will remember this, Suzumiya on the other hand... well I'll let Yuuki take care of that. I really like this demention. That's right! Before I finish explaining, there is what I said in your dream. The reason I needed your blood, is because in your demention I left a while ago, so I don't exist with her any more. You are the closest to him and I would be terminated completely if I went into his dream. Sorry about the mark along with those scratches. It'll only go away when you leave."

What a speach...

"That really does... explain everything..." I said staring at everyone.

Then Mitsuru yelped.

"He's right! Umm... classified information just contacted me. The length of time this demention's existence, started the second you asked Haruhi Suzumiya: 'Do you wear different hair styles to ward off aliens?'. That was the catylist of this demention!" He said.

So once again, everything leads back to me...

"Well I guess I'll see you four tommorow. Yuuki wanna go back to the appartment together?" He looked at Yuuki. Yuuki nodded.

"I better go see my girlfriend. I think Music starts now." Mitsuru said waving good-bye.

"Well I have nothing to do." I said looking at Itsuko. "Oh yeah. What did you mean by 'that explains this morning'?" I asked.

"Oh... that... well this morning, I found myself flirting with another girl." He said sadly.

"Think of it this way; you are mentally a male student, so flirting with female students is normal for you." I said with a seriousness.

I looked at the clock. It realy 4:32.

I should probably leave for the part time job.

Well... maybe I should skip, I just let in a lot of news, and I'm exhausted.

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cool right? thanks for reading! yeah, ryou is really awesome. i think i might have spead a bit... but ryou's long speach i think is good and if u didn't read it, like, seriously, than read it, NOW! thanks for reading!