11 ways to really piss off Scabior.
By: SelenesLegacy
I don't own Scabior… (Even though I really want to!) He belongs to J.K. Rowling -.-
Steal his "guyliner" and paint his face with it while he's sleeping.
When he comes out in the morning, make the other snatchers point at him and laugh. If he asks what's so funny, just shrug and walk away.
Take Hermione's scarf and tie it to the longest branch on the highest tree you can possibly find. Stand on the ground and shout: "That's a good boy!" whenever he climbs onto a branch.
Tell him Hermione is shagging Ron.
Charm his voice to make him talk like a smurf. Make sure he doesn't hear it himself.
Stun him and cut his hair. Be ready to run for your life when he wakes up.
Shout: "Here he comes!" when he's out snatching muggleborns and half-bloods. That should secure you a place to hide from him when you've done everything on this list.
Set his fangirls on him and film the whole thing
Charm him so whenever he comes near you, he is blown 20 feet away from where you stand.
Change and amplify the sound of his alarm clock to a loud: "HELLO BEAUTIFUL!" Claim you didn't hear anything when he comes running outside.
Fire off a box with Weasley's Wildfire Wiz-bangs in his tent while you're at it, and hide behind Greyback until the whole thing has blown off. That should drive him properly mad.
I've had so much fun with this xD I take no responsibility for any injuries you will receive while doing this. Enjoy!