Here's another irritating songfic from me! Its about Haymitch and what would happen if he had a new girlfriend. Based on the song circle the drain by Katy Perry. It made me think of him the first time I heard.

Haymitch's POV

"This is the last time! I promise!" I say with a begging tone in my voice.

"That's what you always say! I'm sick of it!" Crystal screeches.

"You drink like there's something to celebrate. Everytime you say you'll stop, but you won't! You give me a hundred reasons why that you'll try, and yet if I had a nickel for everytime I would be the richest person in District Twelve!" Crystal continues angrily, "I thought I was an exception! You could have been the greatest!"

"I know, I know, but I'd rather get wasted," I say disappointedly.

"You fall asleep during foreplay! Apparently your pills are more your forte! I can't believe you Haymitch! You...you...you make me sick! I wanted to be your lover! NOT YOUR FU**ING MOTHER! I can't be everyone's savior! I can't help you and everyone else in District Twelve. I'm not sticking around to watch you circle the drain!"

"I...I...I don't want to be like this!" I screamed, Crystal! She didn't know what I had gone through!

"Your be coming what you despise, a stereotype! Your a joke! You had the world in the palm of your hand after the Games, yet you fu**ing choked! You went to alchol to celebrate! You make me sick! You should have been my teammate! Maybe it would have changed your fate! You say you love me, but I know you won't remember in the morning! You...you...you're just circling the drain! You're going down! I'm not gonna stick around to watch you. To watch you go down, to watch you circle the drain!" Crystal screams again. She storms out the door without looking back. I never really liked her, if only they hadn't killed her and the rest of my family. They were the reason I took my misery out in alcohol. They were the root of all evil. They were the Capitol.

Ok...so at the end it wasnt as much of the song as it was Haymitch realizing that the Capitol was the reason behind his addiction. Most of the song really was Crystal speaking the lyrics. And, I dont know why, I had to you *'s for some words. It's against my will to actually write it out for some reason. IDK why! Any R&R! Tell me how bad it was, how great it was, etc!

-Shiningstar982 aka Liz