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It started with a stop sign. While their usual fight, Shizuo brushed the informant with the not sharp edge of the metallic street sign, and earned a chuckle from Izaya.
Learning the raven haired man's secret, Shizuo didn't intend to stop there. He tossed the street sign on the ground and took Izaya like a sack of potatoes, much to the ruby eyed informants dismay.
"Oi, Shizu-chan. What are you thinking you are doing right now?" asked Izaya, punching the blonde with his fist on his back.
However, Shizuo didn't even feel the punches. He looked on the way wondering which way would be fastest to his destination.
The blonde remained quiet, until they did arrive at a old looking and dirty building. He didn't put down Izaya, entering the building without another word.
On the third floor, he opened the door quickly and closed them behind as soon as both of them were inside. Only then he did put down Izaya.
The raven haired informant looked around his surroundings and smelled the overwhelming smell of nicotine. That, and the fact that it was a small corridor not particularly clean gave him an idea where he was.
"Ah? Showing me your apartment? That's dangerous you know. Now I know where you live." despite being a bit humiliated by the blonde a while ago (being carried upside down and given weird looks from the passerbys of Ikebukuro) Izaya kept his mischievous smirk when he said that.
"Shut up flea, and follow me." Shizuo didn't bother with any explanations, as he took Izaya by hand forcefully and made his way to one of the two doors.
He almost tossed Izaya down on his bed, forgetting about the open window.
Then he began to delicately brush a finger on the informants torso, earning a wide smile from him. Soon the rest of his hand followed, his fingers tapping the black shirt that Izaya was wearing.
The red eyed informant was surprised at the mocha eyed blonde's act. The cold way he got him here and Shizuo being quiet, made him think of other things that the blonde would do to him. Especially when he placed him on his bed.
Another hand followed the first, now both of them intentionally doing anything to tickle Izaya. Soon the raven haired informant couldn't hold back his laughter anymore and Shizuo's ministrations gave a loud laugh from him.
Outside of the building, two high schoolers were going back from school, both stopped when they heard the weird sounds coming from the open window.
After a while, a girl in black dress and black cap also stopped on her way to the nearest bookstore. The sounds coming from the window, made her mind enter a dirty way of thoughts, that she always had when the duo of the strongest people in Ikebukuro was seen together. Well, now she was hearing them, but there was no way that her fujoshi mind would think of Shizuo and Izaya in a normal way.
The three of them looked at the window suspiciously wondering what in the world was going on there.
Then, all of theirs thoughts were confirmed by Izaya's voice.
"Hahahahah... no Shizu-chan! Not here! Please, anything but not here! This is my greatest... hahahah... " said Izaya with an almost orgasmic voice.
"No Flea. You know you like it right here." Shizuo's voice however was amused, but with no signs of lust.
Which didn't stop Erika from her perverted thoughts being said out loud.
"You know children... I think that Iza-Iza and Shizu-Shizu are going all the way up there. I wonder if they know that we are eavesdropping on them." the fujoshi woman's eyes was lighting up in excitement and a wide smile entered her lips.
Mikado's and Kida's faces after she said that were priceless. Immediately their thoughts were going on the perverted way along with Erika's.
"Do you think... that they are changing... or is it Izaya-san who always gets?" asked Mikado with a shy voice and his face had a deep red color.
Kida looked at him with astonishment, his thoughts not far away from Mikado's, all trio being quiet after that listening to the other sounds from the window.
After ten minutes, Izaya felt cold wind on his now naked torso. He looked at the windows direction and was confused when he saw it open.
"Shizu-chan. Close the window. You wouldn't like the passerby's hear what's coming next, right?" the reed eyed informant asked the blonde with his usual smirk returning to his face.
"Yeah. That would be very improper. And I won't like to confuse my neightbours... so keep quiet. The walls are thin." the blonde said with a wide smile, lust entering his mocha colored eyes.
Then he proceeded to the window and closed it, quietly.
THE END.
(A/N: Another oneshot written for Durarara kink meme. It asked for Izaya being tickled and the others eavesdropping and having perverted thoughts. XD Hope you like and enjoyed reading it. Feedback is loved :D)