a funny story
A HariPo freeverse piece
by mew-tsubaki
Note: The Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not to me. This pairing is a Mew and Mor's Weird Pairing, which you may find in the M&MWP forum (see my profile for details). Check out and join the forum FUN! Read, review, and enjoy!
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When you get a moment,
think about the
a~b~s~u~r~d~i~t~y
of a
HARDWORKING
~~S_l_y_t_h_e_r_i_n~~
(about as strange as a basilisk being
born from a
ch-ch-ch-chicken,
right?)
And then take a pondering on
the
l.u.d.i.c.r.o.u.s.n.e.s.s.
of a
~*~V A I N~*~
\ \R_a_v_e_n_c_l_a_w/ /
(*flap, flap*
because it's
[illogical]
to be so
s_e_l_f_-_c_e_n_t_e_r_e_d)
So what happens when they
((meet))?
What happens when they
converse
converge
…
c o n
everyone around them
?
Yeah, no one liked that very much
But it was all~ V*i*c*t*o*i*r*e's idea
(Astoria s w e a r s it)
There was
—NO—
—WAY—
A "happy" mother :) would've thrown her life
a
w
a
y
.
She was hardworking, after all
(there was no being "charmed"—Alohomora!—by Victoire!)
But Victoire wants…
…what Victoire cannot have…
like some wicked spell
from some
|DARK|
~m*a*g*i*c~
b–i–b–l–e
Astoria
\C/
r
U
m
B
.l.
|E|
~s~
Damn, Vic—you threw your back into this one
Hey, Astoria…
who's vain now?
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*lol* A little role-reversal in the end, with Astoria being the vain one & Vic being hardworking… A little sexy, if I might add. ;]
Thanks for reading, and please review!
-mew-tsubaki :D
2017 note: Not too shabby, but yet another 2011 piece that could do with some expansion. :O