Meanwhile: in a completely different plain of reality...
I the Metropolis of Central city, the State Alchemist headquarter's was a bustling hub of activity, order's being thrown around, experiment's being preformed, Cor. Roy Mustang, frantically filling out paperwork, complaining how he didn't have time to fill it out, and generally, soldier's and Alchemist's doing the usual thing's human's do, stupid idea's that seamed good at the time, but will later look like a bad idea, one person guilty of this, was the Full Metal alchemist, Edward Elrick. Ed kept drawing two strange transmutation circle's, while Al, sat there, constantly saying: there is just no way this could work... Or be relatively safe for that matter". Ed smirked, Al I told you, this teleportation experiment is perfect, there's no way anything could go wrong, I figured it all out", Ed had set up two circle's, one empty, and one with a vase in the middle. Al did a facepalm, well the last time we tried to play God, thing's didn't work out so well, let alone screw around with the time- space continuum, I still say this is a bad idea", Ed finished the preparation's, beholding his work, "it HAS to work, im telling you Al, it WILL work". Just then Major Armstrong walked by the library where the elrick's had set up there not-so-safe-wonderful- certainly not- dangerous-experiment," AH! The Elrick brother's, what are doing here on this fine day?" The major said this in his usual booming voice, though he did not take off his shirt and flex, thank God. AL told him "just doing a hopeless experiment that could lead to a fiery, and horrific consequence... again", Major Armstrong took note, "ah...well carry on then!" he said then taking his leave, Ed then got ready to preform the transmutation ,"Ready?" he said. Al sighed, "this is a bad idea, oh well, what's the worse thing that could happen?" Ed clapped his hand's together and slammed down on the circle, there was a bright flash of light, and second's later, they got there result, "did it work? Did it-", Al and Ed froze, "ummm..." before them stood a very confused Garn Wildclaw, "WHAT THE?- HOW... WHAT...WHERE...WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ?" the druid said in shock, "THIS... IS NOT OLD TOWN... WHERE IN THE DAMN NETHER AM I?" Ed and Al continued to gawk, "damn it Ed I TOLD YOU, this was a bad idea, what is that thing?", Garn turned around, spotting Ed and Al, "well at LEAST I landed in a human settlement, what town... or city.. Or just where the hell am I? At least tell me what continent im on, Eastern kingdoms? Kalimdor? Kahz Modan? Did I end up in Northrend or Outland's? Where am I damn it?" Ed and Al just continued to stare in awe and shock at the Night elf, Garn stood impatiently, staring at the Elrick's, "what is the matter with you two? You look like you've never seen a Night Elf before, we've only been in the Alliance for the past 7 year's, now please tell me, am I in Stormwind or not?". Garn was becoming very impatient, wishing they would just tell him where on the face of the earth his Haywire Hearthstone had sent him. Al then spoke up, "um...Stormwind... sir-er.. Mr tall person?", Garn stood in awe, not only did they not know WHAT he was, but they did not know what the name of there race's capital was. "JUST...tell me,.." garn said, taking a deep breathe, "where am I?", Edv finally snapped out of it, and responded "um... y-your in Central City, and I've never heard of any of the places your talking about", Garn was flabbergasted, how could they miss, and not be aware of the existence of a FUCKING CONTINENT? , let alone three., "ok this is getting unbearably unbelievable, there so such place as 'central city', what a ridiculous name, where's a damn map?" Al looked around, finding a map of the world on one of the nearby wall's, "I found-" not a second latter, Garn was unrolling the map, "simpletons's, it's all right"- Garn froze, this was not right, it was a map alright..just not the one he expected, "...here... Im assuming this world is not called Azeroth, correct?" They both nodded, "it's just called Earth.. Why is that important information? ", reality sunk in for Garn, he finally came to the conclusion... "IM ON ANOTHER DAMN PLANET!", he screamed, it was loud enough for the whole head quarter's to hear, Al and Ed looked at each other in disbelief, "another planet?"
Second's later people where pouring in, watching the strange creature flip out in a fit of rage. Col. Mustang looked at the creature, "sadly, this isn't the strangest thing I've ever seen,... but still pretty weird, now what the hell's going on?", Hawkeye had about a dozen question's as she watched the tall blue man in strange leather clothing was looking at the map in disbelief, "why is he wearing those clothes.. And why does he have a huge stick on his back?". The 'stick' was Garn's staff, Garn filched at the comment. some of the younger soldier's looked on in fear "oh God it's not human, SHOOT IT!", Garn saw the gun's the where carrying, there were not like the rifle's he was used to seeing. a few soldier's raised the rifles shakily, Mustang looked at them and planted a hand on his face, "YES! Let's just put bullet's into it even if we don't know what it is!,sounds great...NOW WILL YOU ALL TRY BEING SOPHISTICATED FOR FIVE SECONDS", the soldier's froze, lowering there weapon's, "Good, now let's just take a step back and try to-" Garm cut in, "to the nether with this, im leaving!" this said, Garn turned into his 'Travel' form, he shape shifted into a Cheetah. Now everyone in the room was in utter shock, including mustang, with there jaw's almost hitting the floor. "HOLY HELL IT'S A CHIMAERA!" Ed yelled, nearly everyone else was sharing this sentiment. "Now hold on, we cant just go and make an assumption like that", Mustang cut in, "I agree with the Corneal",Al added "we should take a step back and-", before Al could finish, one of the soldier's, who had been shakily holding his rifle, opened fire, Garn used to making split decision's, jumped out of the bullet's path, "OOOOH NO! I AM NOT GONNA BE SOME TOY FOR TARGET PRACTICE, IM GONNA LEAVE WHILE I STILL HAVE MY FREAKING LIMB'S IN TACT!", with this, Garn leaped over the crowd, and began to speed down the hallway. "AFTER IT!" Ed screamed, several other's followed him as he pursued the Druid, Mustang was once again facepalming, Hawkeye and Al looked at each other and sighed, "it's time's like this that make me question the human race, let's go stop them before they end up getting someone killed", Hawkeye said as she chased off after the crazed soldier's and Full Metal, Al and Mustang did the same.
Garn was now in his cat form, using his senses to track any humanoids's, in order to pick the safest path's, he ducked into a nearby store room. Taking his caster form, Gath froze, listening,waiting to make sure he wasn't followed, he took out his hearthstone, trying to activate it, but was now shaking it in frustration, silently cursing, still on cooldown, he had t o get out of this crazy place, he tried his teleportation spell, that would grant him passage to moonglade, he concentrated, trying to feel out for it, more time passed, he simply could not activate the spell, where in t he nether was he? Garn shifted into his cat form, and took hold of the shadow's around him, silently he crept out of the storage room, sniffing the air, he could smell the scent of human's, slowly he crept down the hall way, hoping nothing would happen to make him loose hold on the shadow's and give him away. Garn spotted a nearby window, still open, he buckled his hind leg's, then jumped, he landed cleanly on a low roof. Garth broke his stealth and leaped from, the roof onto the ground, a perfect hight, he flinched a little from the landing but his training allowed him to make jump's like quiet smoothly. Garn looked around, " what a weird looking city...he said, he said as he walked near the road, getting almost hit by a car, Garn went wide eyed, "what in the-... just what in the name of Cenarious was that?" sniffing the air, he gagged, what ever that strange metal monstrosity was, it was tainting the air. Meanwhile people where staring at him, gawking, gasping, and pointing, some had even heard his comment a second ago, wondering why the large strange cat was talking. Garn was not used to this, Human's where his allies, they all seen Night elves and druid's before, but not these human's, just how in the nether did he end up here. Garn then turned his head, picking out the yelling of the strangle little man in the red jacket amongst the bustle of noise, " alright Chimaera, time for this State Alchemist to do what he does best!", Ed said with confidence, but Garn only chuckled. Alchemist? What your going to kill me with Alchemy of all thing's? With potion's and flask's? That's a real hoot!", Garn was laughing uncontrollably, until he saw Ed transmute his arm into a sword, Garn froze, what kind of Alchemy was THAT? Garn had known plenty of alchemist's, but none of them could do THAT. Garn gawked at the sword, "now THAT's some crazy kind of alchemy, better then making plain old health potion's, who was your trainer?", second's later, Ed was charging at Garn. Back to business, Garn shifted his weight, jumping back from Ed's opening slash, "nice try little man, your fighting a druid who's fought dragon's, gotta do better then that!", throughout that entire sentence, the only word Ed heard was 'little', instantly sending him into a fit of rage, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK WHO YOU CAN ONLY SEE WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS?", Garn gawked at the alchemist, he had never called him a pipsqueak.. Of any of the thing's this strangle little man just said, was this custom in this strange world? "Um... what?, I never said any of that", Ed clapped his hand's together , slamming them on the ground, transmuting the earth to charge up from the ground and attack Garn, the Druid bore a look of surprise on his face, was this guy a Shaman now as well?, Garn avoided the attack with a well timed jump to his left,
"Earth manipulation?now you're a Shaman? What kind of class training do they give you on this crazy world?". however, Garn did not get an answer, only more attack's from this strange 'Alchemist' that seamed hell-bent on killing him, but unfortunately Garn was a master of feral combat, thousand's of year's of experience made him far more agile then Ed. "Look here, you strange little man, I do NOT want to hurt you, let alone kill you, now piss off will ya?", the 'little man' comment, only infuriated Ed more, Ed grabbed one of the nearby rifle's of the soldier's that had followed him out of the building, and transmuted his arm into a gun, "NO ONE CALLS ME SHORT! EAT LEAD CHIMERA!". garn growled, he didn't have a choice now, if he kept this up he'd get killed, it was time to attack. Just then, Al, , Cor. Mustang, and Major Armstrong had caught up with Edward, just in time to see him transmute a rifle onto his arm, and the crowd that had developed around the fight. Al let out a sigh, "damn it brother, always's getting into trouble", Mustang stepped forward, "Full Metal! Stand down!, that's an order!", but Edward payed no attention to this, and fired anyway's, giving Garn all the excuse in the world to engage, first dodging the incoming fire, then, Feral Charging right over the alchemist's head, then pinning him onto the ground, Ed went wide eyed, and the druid cat stood on his chest, growling in anger, "now... I have been most patient, in dealing with you,... you crazy simpleton, I am not a 'Chimera' as you called it, I am a Night Elf Druid, and I am VERY irritated right now,... so you can ether stop trying to kill me, or I can tear you into tiny little piece's,... your call kid". No one dared move, no soldier, or Alchemist had seen any creature move that fast, they waited, nervously, hoping Ed would just give up, and not get mangled to bit's. After a few second's Ed spoke, "damn it... all right you win,.. For NOW, now let me up". Garn stepped off the alchemist, allowing him to return to his feet, now brushing himself off. Garn was now surrounded by these strange human's, they were whispering, he could here them talking, some curious, some calling him a monster ,would they attack him? Would they let him be? Ether way, it was not a chance he was willing to take, Garn took his usual action against multiple attacker's, he shifted into his bear form, earning gasp's, and strange look's from everyone, Pedestrian's, and State soldier's alike. "NOW,...can I leave or am I going to have to fight my way out?, it's all up to you", Garn shifted his weight, readying himself for what ever may happen. Col. Mustang steppe forward to the Druid, breaking the silence, "I apologize for Full Metal's outburst, now, if you would to come with us, im sure we can get this whole situation worked out", Garn did not move, still a little spectacle, "If I come with you,...none of you getter try anything, that's your only warning", Garn relaxed his muscle's, a little, still a bit tense, seeing how a couple people probably wanted to kill him, either way, he followed Col. Mustang into back inside the building