Unspeakable Severus Snape does not like his partner's choice in dates. He knows Sam Axe, and thinks he's little more than a gold-digging cad. She should know better! 1/1 FRT Crack!

After killing Voldemort, Harry is banished and many Death Eaters escaped Azkaban on bribes. Having little choice, Harry transferred all of his money into an American Bank and converted it into USD. Full summary inside. This will be a short story. 5 chapters.

Leaving after the death of his godfather Harry trains and returns only to kill Volde. Afterword, he is recruted by MI6 only to get burned after five years. He leaves and goes to Miami just two years before Michael Westen returns home. EDITED and REWRITTEN

Rouge agent Harold Black evades capture after ruining the agency he works for which dosen't offically exist. Stealing all the agency information he forms his own group to shape the world, burning agents of his choosing to use like Michael Westen EvilHarry

Drabbles.

Harry Potter and Burn Notice Crossover. Harry has graduated Hogwarts and now works for the Unspeakables. He awakens in a foreign country without any contacts. Harry/Fleur.