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~The Vampire Returns~
"My queen, I must speak to you!"
"Unless you've found what I am looking for, get out of my face!"
"But my queen! You were searching for the perfect mortal to become your new king, and we found him!"
"Hmm, explain..."
"He's a young man who works at a park, and not only that, he bares a striking resemblance to the late Lord Gerard. Perhaps he is a descendant of him".
"Oh, is that so? Well, I'll have to see this for myself. Tell the other minions to prepare to head to America, the time for our brethren to return is at hand!"
"Yes, my queen!"
[Time Skip]
It was Thomas' third week of working at the park. He arrived early so he could join in the meeting with Mordecai, Rigby and the others. Benson turned to see him pull up.
"Morning, Thomas! Right on time", he said, "Please have a seat. The meeting's about to start."
"Ok, Benson", Thomas replied.
He walked to the steps and sat right next to Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost while Benson looked over his clipboard.
"Ok everyone. We have a lot to do today so let's get started: Mordecai and Rigby, you two will be raking the leaves and taking out the garbage. And don't slack off or you will be fired. Got it?!", he yelled.
"Fine", Mordecai and Rigby groaned.
"Good. Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost, you two will be cleaning up the park fountain and filling it with fresh water."
"You got it, bro'", Muscle Man said as he gave HFG a high five.
"Pops, you'll be working at the snack bar today."
"Oh, good show!", Pops said happily.
The park manager then turned his attention towards Thomas.
"Thomas, since you're still pretty new here, I'm going to have you go with Skips and help him fix and wash the cart."
"Sure", Thomas said with Skips nodding in agreement.
"Alright, that's all for today. So get to work", Benson said before he left. As everyone else went to to do their jobs, Thomas followed Skips to his house.
It wasn't until an hour and forty-five minutes later when Thomas had finished helping Skips with fixing and washing the cart.
"Well, looks like we're all done here", said Skips.
"Sweet! I'm gonna go on my lunch break now, if that's alright with you", said Thomas.
"Sure, I'm gonna go find Benson and see if there's anything else he might need help with", said Skips as he left.
With that being said, Thomas pulled out his lunch bag and walked off to find a park bench to sit at to have lunch. As he came up to a bench near a drinking fountain, he suddenly gasped.
On the ground near the bench was a female, anthropomorphic bat. She had black fur and short white hair, she was wearing a grey tracksuit, typical for jogging or working out, and a large sun hat.
Thomas placed his lunch bag on the bench before rushing over to the collapsed woman, "Hey! Are you alright?", he said in concern. When he lifted her into his arms, the woman groaned as she regained consciousness. She opened her eyes, revealing them to be blood red in color.
Thomas paused for a moment as he was mesmerized by her eyes. The bat woman smiled, "Oh yes...I'm okay", she said as she spoke with a French accent.
"Are you sure? You were just lying on the ground, unconscious. Do you need me to call an ambulance or something?", asked Thomas.
The woman laughed softly, "No, no need. I just need some water, darling", she said.
Thomas helped her sit on the bench before reaching into his lunch bag and pulled out a bottle of water, "Here you go. You need it more than me", he said with a friendly smile.
"Oh, how kind of you. Such a gentleman", the woman said with a smile as she took the bottle. As she grabbed the bottle, her fingers brushed against Thomas's, causing him to tense up and blush.
He watched as she drank the water in one gulp.
She's really pretty, he thought.
"Wow, you sure were thirsty", said Thomas.
The woman laughed, "Yes. It was silly on me to go for a run without any water, luckily you were here. What's your name, handsome? I'd like to know your name so I can thank you properly", she said.
"Uh...my name is Thomas", said Thomas as he blushed even more.
"Thomas, huh? Such a lovely name, my name is Simone Dubois. It's a pleasure to meet you, darling", said the woman.
She then reached into her pocket and stood, walking over to Thomas. Then, she took him by the left hand and slipped something into it, closing his hand so he couldn't see what it was.
"Accept this as a token of my gratitude for helping me, mon ami. I'll see you around", Simone said with a seductive wink. She then adjusted her sun hat and started jogging away.
Once she was out of sight, Thomas looked down at his left hand and saw that he was holding a small piece of paper. Upon further inspection, he saw that it had a phone number written on it.
Thomas was beyond surprised, "Whoa! I just got a girl's number!", he said excitedly.
As he pocketed the piece of paper and sat down to finally have his lunch, he didn't notice Simone watching him from behind a tree. "He must be the one, I just need to bide my time", she whispered.
[Time Skip]
The next day, Thomas was helping out Mordecai and Rigby pick up some trash while also explaining to them what happened yesterday.
"Wait, so you're telling me she just gave you her number all because you gave her some water?", asked Mordecai.
"Yeah, exactly! Isn't that cool?", said Thomas.
"Unbelievable is more like it", said Mordecai.
"Yeah dude, there's no way that happened!", said Rigby.
Just then, they heard a cellphone start ringing. It was Thomas's phone; he took it out and saw Simone's name on the display screen on the phone, "Oh would you look at that? Guess who's calling?", he said with a smug grin.
Thomas answered the phone, "Oh hey, Simone. How's it going? What's up?", he said.
"I was wondering if you would like to go out to dinner with me later tonight, darling", said Simone.
"Are you asking me out on a date?", asked Thomas.
"Yes, unless you don't want to go...", Simone trailed off.
"No, no! Of course I do, dinner sounds nice. How about eight o'clock tonight?"
"Excellent, darling! I'll meet you at the entrance to the park at eight o'clock. Au revoir, beau garçon de chèvre!"
Simone had hung up the phone, prompting Thomas to slip it back into his pocket. "What do you guys say to that?", he asked with a smug grin.
Mordecai and Rigby rolled their eyes, but they were smiling playfully.
"Okay, dude, we believe you now. Still can't believe you scored a date with such a hot chick", said Mordecai.
"Yeah, better hope you don't blow it. Who knows if you'll ever get another-"
Rigby was cut off when Mordecai punched him, but Thomas didn't take offense. He just laughed, "It's cool, guys. Anyway, I better get this work done so nothing will get in the way of my date tonight", he said.
Meanwhile, Simone sat in a dark room looking down at her phone, there was a picture of Thomas on the screen. "He does look an awful lot like my Gerard...", she trailed off as she took a sip from a glass of wine.
"My queen, why haven't you turned him yet?", asked a mysterious voice in the darkness.
"Because even if he looks like him, it doesn't mean he's a descendant, it could just be a coincidence. If I bite him and turn him and he turns out to be just another worthless mortal to serve as a minion, I would have wasted my time!
"He must be the one, the key to bringing forth my brethren from the underworld and ensuring my dominance over this planet! No, I will court him for a while and then, when the time is right, I'll turn him", said Simone.
[Time Skip]
Later that night, at eight o'clock, Thomas stood by the entrance of the park. He didn't have any fancy clothes, so he just put on a black shirt and dark grey pants, with a white striped tie around his neck.
Just then, a luxury car pulled up to the curb. The backseat window rolled down, revealing Simone.
"Bonjour, handsome", she said.
"Hey there. Sorry I didn't have any fancy clothes to wear for our date", said Thomas.
Simone giggled as she snapped her fingers. The driver, a rather pale looking man with his head held down, stepped out of the car and opened the backseat. Thomas entered the car and saw that Simone was wearing a long red dress and matching heels.
"Wow... you're so beautiful..."
"Oh, why thank you!"
Thomas realized that he had spoken out loud and quickly looked away while blushing furiously. "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to say that out loud!", he said.
Simone smirk as she laid a hand on his shoulder, "Oh don't be embarrassed, my dear. I'm flattered that you recognize my beauty", she said.
The driver entered the car and began driving into the city. While he was driving, Simone took the opportunity to have a conversation with Thomas.
"So, tell me about yourself. What is such an handsome man doing working at a park to begin with?", she asked.
"Well, I need the credits and work experience for college. The place itself is a little weird and extraordinary but it's pretty cool, and everyone who works there are really cool too. What about you? What do you do?", said Thomas.
"I'm a famous French model, my dear. Surely you've heard of me", said Simone.
Thomas smiled sheepishly, "Sorry, I haven't. Then again, I'm not interested in the fashion industry and I don't really watch the news, so if you've been featured of TV then I just haven't seen it.
"But I will say that that's pretty cool, you being a model. It makes sense too, you are very pretty after all", he said.
Simone smiled seductively as she leaned closer to Thomas, making him blush as she stared deep into his eyes. Thomas was so focused on her that he didn't notice that her eyes started glowing red; his eyes glowed red for a second before they went back to normal.
"We're here, m'lady", said the driver.
Simone quickly moved away from Thomas and clapped her hands, "Wonderful! Come now, darling, let's go have dinner", she said as she took Thomas by the hand and pulled him out the car.
They walked into the restaurant where the waiter led them to a booth seat, then he offered them some wine. "Just some red wine for me, my date will have a glass of water. Is that okay?", said Simone.
"Yeah, thanks. I don't drink, so water's fine", said Thomas.
The waiter nodded and walked away, he then came back a few minutes later with the drinks, as well as a basket of garlic bread.
"Oh sweet!", said Thomas as he picked up a piece of garlic bread and took a bite. He offered some to Simone but she recoiled it horror before regaining her composure.
"No thanks, I'm allergic to garlic", she said lowly.
Thomas nodded apologetically and continued eating the garlic bread. The waiter came again, this time ready to take their orders. "We'll both have the sirloin steak, served with roasted potatoes and sauteed mushrooms. I want my steak rare", said Simone.
"I'd like mine well done, please", said Thomas.
The waiter took their order and walked away, he came back about thirty minutes later with both their platters. Simone grinned almost viciously as she sliced into her steak with the knife and took a bite, Thomas was a bit put off because the steak was rare and still a little bloody, but he just figured that was how she liked it.
The two ate their food in relative silence; the waiter brought their check once they were finished. Thomas took a look at the bill and cringed a bit, "Wow...that's pricey! I don't know if I have enough to cover this", he said.
Simone smiled as she pulled out a checkbook, "Not to worry, my dear. I've got it, but next time, you'll pay. It's only our first date, so I'll cut you a break", she said.
Thomas sighed in relief as they got up to leave the restaurant, they sat on a bench outside. "Tonight's been pretty great, for a first date", he said.
"I'm still surprised that this is your first date, a man as charming and handsome as you would've surely courted a woman before", said Simone.
Thomas laughed nervously, "Well... I've just never had the time. Plus, I'm kinda socially awkward so I've never been too confident about dating", he said.
Simone let out a laugh before turning to face Thomas, a seductive smirk on her face. "Well then, let me give you a confidence boost...", she trailed off as she leaned in to give him a kiss on the lips.
It was quick, only lasting five seconds, before she pulled away. Thomas was blushing so hard that his face was as red as a tomato, he couldn't believe what just happened. "Well, it's getting late and I'm sure you have to work tomorrow, so I'll take you home", said Simone.
She took him by the hand and guided him to where her car was waiting for them, Thomas just had a blank look on his face as his brain was still trying to process the fact that he had been kissed. He didn't snap out of it until the car had stopped outside his apartment building, he shook himself off and exited the car.
"Um...I guess I'll see you again sometime", said Thomas.
"Of course. Goodnight, darling!", said Simone as the car drove away.
Thomas waved goodbye and walked into the apartment building, not noticing that he had no idea how she knew where he lived.
[Time Skip]
The next day at work, which was very cloudy out, Thomas was telling everyone about his date with Simone, to mixed reactions.
"Whoa, dude! She really gave you a kiss on the first date?", asked Mordecai.
"Yeah, it was awesome! I wasn't expecting it but I'm not complaining!", Thomas said with a big grin on his face.
"Wait, what did you say her name was?", asked Skips.
"Simone Dubois, she's French. And she's really pretty too", replied Thomas.
While Skips was pondering with a look of suspicion on his face, Muscle Man started laughing. "Yeah right, there's no way you got a kiss on the first date!", he said.
"I totally did, I'm telling you. She's the one who made the first move too", said Thomas.
"Wow, so you couldn't even make the first move yourself? What a loser!", said Muscle Man as he laughed.
"Dude, Muscle Man, lay off him!", said Mordecai.
"Yeah man, give Thomas some credit, he actually managed to score a date with a hot chick and got a kiss on the first date. Can you claim that?", said Rigby.
"Pfft, please! As far as I'm concerned, Thomas just got lucky. I bet this chick is just pity dating him because she feels bad", said Muscle Man.
Thomas rubbed his arm awkwardly as he had no idea how to respond to what Muscle Man said, it seemed like all the confidence he had before just evaporated. That was when Benson interrupted the discussion.
"Alright, everyone, that's enough. Time to get to work", he said. He gave everyone their tasks to do for the day and they went off to get them done, except Skips who was still thinking to himself.
"Something troubling you, Skips?", asked Pops.
"I don't know, Pops...something just doesn't feel right about this", Skips muttered to himself.
[Time Skip]
Thomas was helping Mordecai and Rigby clean the restrooms, the whole time he had a pretty dismal look on his face.
"Hey, Thomas. Don't let what Muscle Man said get to you, okay?", said Mordecai.
"Yeah, I bet he's just jealous! Your girlfriend is way better than Starla, that's for sure", said Rigby.
Thomas laughed sheepishly, "Thanks guys, but don't worry about me. I'll be fine, and besides, we've only been on one date. I don't think I can call Simone my girlfriend yet", he said.
"Yeah but you already got a kiss, I'd say you're definitely there already", Mordecai commented.
"Hello there, darling!"
The trio looked to see Simone standing a few feet away from them, once again wearing a long red dress and matching heels. Thomas was so surprised that he dropped the mop he had been holding.
"Simone, what are you doing here? If you want to go out for another date, you'll have to wait until I'm off work", said Thomas.
"I know, but I simply wanted to see you again. And who are these fine gentlemen with you?", said Simone.
"Oh, these are my friends, Mordecai and Rigby. Guys, this is Simone", said Thomas.
"Hello, nice to meet you", said Mordecai.
"You're really hot, you know that?", said Rigby which prompted Mordecai to punch him.
Simone laughed, "Why merci, I get that a lot. Thomas, if you don't mind, I'd love to meet all of your friends...", she said.
"Well...I don't know, I'm in the middle of work right now...", Thomas trailed off.
"Aw forget that, Thomas. Let's introduce her to everybody!", suggested Rigby.
"Yeah, and maybe then Muscle Man will believe you about having a girlfriend", said.
"Well, alright then. Come on, Simone. Let me introduce you to the others", said Thomas.
Simone nodded as she followed the trio, but not before discreetly motioning towards some trees. A couple of shadowy figures were lurking behind the trees, nodding in her direction.
After walking for a few minutes, they came across all the other park employees. They stopped what they were doing when they noticed Mordecai, Rigby and Thomas walking up.
"Hey guys, I wanted to introduce you all to my new girlfriend. This is Simone...Simone, this is everybody", said Thomas.
Everyone seemed happy to meet her, except Skips who walked away when no one was looking.
"Well, it's nice to meet you, Ms. Dubois", said Benson as he shook her hand.
"The pleasure is all mine, darling. It's nice to know you are all good people, but sadly I cannot stay for long", said Simone.
"What do you mean?", asked High Five Ghost.
"Yeah, I'm just now believing Thomas could score such a hot chick, why you gotta leave?", said Muscle Man.
"Because I think it's high time I return to France now, I have some business to attend to", said Simone.
Thomas suddenly grew worried, "Wait what? We only just started dating, now you're leaving? I don't know if I can do a long distance relationship...", he trailed off.
Simone smirked deviously as she slowly approached him, taking him by the hand. "Oh don't worry, dear. You're coming with me...", she said.
Before Thomas could question what she meant, everyone suddenly heard a shout.
"Get away from him!"
They all turned to see Skips suddenly show up and throw a few cloves of garlic at Simone, causing her to gasp and scream as her skin burned upon making contact with the garlic cloves, her skin was literally smoking.
"Dude, what the...", Mordecai trailed off as he was stunned.
Thomas ran in front of Simone in a protective manner, "Skips, what are you doing?! She's allergic to garlic!", he shouted.
Simone growled angrily as she snapped her fingers, that was when the shadowy figures from before leapt out of hiding and attacked them. They were revealed to be big, burly men with skin that was sickly and pale, just like the driver from last night, all of them hissing like angry cats.
As the others fought off the men, Thomas looked around in confusion. "What the heck is going on here?", he called out. He was so distracted that he hadn't noticed Simone creep up behind him, an evil smile on her face.
Skips immediately noticed, "Thomas! Look out!", he shouted but it was too late.
Simone suddenly grabbed Thomas by the shoulders and bit down on his neck as hard as she could, making him scream in pain. She was slowly sucking his blood from his body, Thomas's eyes rolled up to the back of his head as he lost consciousness.
Simone dropped him as her body suddenly floated up into the air, she screamed as it glowed in a bright light before she fell to her knees. She then looked with a smile on her face, "It's him! He's the one, the clan will be reborn! Minions, we must return to enact the next part of the plan!", she called out.
The burly men ran over to join her, one of them picking up Thomas's unconscious body as they all disappeared in a puff of black mist.
"Dude, what the heck just happened?", said Rigby.
"They were vampires", said Skips.
"Wait, what? What are you talking about, Skips?", asked Benson.
"I knew Simone sounded familiar when Thomas told me her name, but I wasn't sure until now. Her name is Simone Dubois, she's was the leader of a clan of vampires in Paris five hundred years ago, along with her consort Gerard", said Skips.
He then pulled out an old book, flipping to a specific page that had a picture of Simone and Gerard in it. Everyone looked to see that Gerard was an anthropomorphic bat just like her, but there was something oddly familiar about him.
"Is it me or does this guy have a Thomas vibe about him?", asked Rigby.
"I did some research, cross-referencing Thomas with Gerard, it turns out that Thomas is a descendant of him and they share a common rare gene. Simone mentioned her clan being reborn and she plans to use Thomas to do so!", said Skips.
Everyone gasped in shock, "Oh no, how awful!", said Pops.
"We gotta stop her and save Thomas then! Do you where she and her goons could've taken him to, Skips?", said Mordecai.
"More than likely, Simone took him to her former manor back in Paris", said.
"We don't have time to take a plane all the way to Paris, do you know how long a flight there is? By the time we get there, it'll be too late!", said Benson.
"Who said we were going on a plane?", asked Skips.
He then pulled out a long stick and drew a sort of summoning circle on the ground, "Everyone step inside the circle, I'm gonna get us there the same way Simone did", he said.
Everyone stepped inside the circle as Skips spoke in an ancient tongue, the same black mist from before enveloped them and transported them to another location.
[Time Skip]
When everyone reappeared, they were inside a rundown looking mansion.
"There's a secret entrance to the underground chamber, we just need to find it. Everyone look around", said Skips.
Everyone started looking around the room, feeling along the walls or touching light fixtures or pulling books off the shelves to see if anything would lead to the secret entrance. That was when Pops pulled a book off of one of the shelves, triggering a trap door to open up in the floor, making Muscle Man fall down.
"I think Pops found it...", Muscle Man groaned in pain.
Everyone jumped down the trap door just before it closed, walking down a series of long tunnels underground.
"Hey Skips, how do you know so much about vampires?", asked Mordecai.
"I knew the vampire hunter who had first sealed Simone away and banished her clan to the underworld, he told me everything I needed to know in case this ever happened. He died of old age centuries ago", said Skips.
Soon, they all came upon a large chamber where Simone stood amongst all her minions, who were all feasting on raw meat as she spoke out loud to them. They hid behind a wall as the watched what was going on.
"For five hundred years I have slept, bound by a curse that was thankfully though unexpectedly broken when my crept was disturbed. Merci, monsieur DeVille. You'll make a fine addition to our...little family", said Simone as she addressed a man who was dressed in explorer gear.
All the vampires laughed with their queen, "The fates have been kind to us, my creatures, for they have delivered onto us the key that will ensure our immortal power!", said Simone.
She then gesture to an individual sitting in front of a coffin that hung on the cavern wall, tearing into a raw steak. This person was an anthropomorphic bat with sandy brown fur, red eyes and black wings, but what stuck out most about him was a pair of long goat horns sticking up from his head.
"And you're looking at him!", said the bat.
"Is that...Thomas?", asked Mordecai.
"Dude, he turned into a bat! It must've happened after Simone drank his blood, all the other dudes just have really pale skin", said Rigby.
"It must've happened because he shares the rare gene with Gerard", said Skips.
"By tomorrow's full moon, the binding ceremony will be complete, and the passage to the banished realm will be opened! And our brethren shall return!", said Simone.
"That should buy us enough time to rescue Thomas", said Mordecai.
"You!", shouted Thomas as he pointed to one lowly minion in a threatening manner.
"Y-yes, m'lord?", the minion asked.
"I crave more meat, bring me the finest steaks in all of France!", commanded Thomas.
The minion quickly got up and ran out of the chamber, all while Simone and Thomas laughed maniacally. The park employees all watched with shock, "That's assuming Thomas wants to be rescued...", said High Five Ghost.
[Time Skip]
"Okay, looks like they're all asleep"
It was an hour later when all the vampires had gone to sleep, the park employees quietly snuck through the chamber. Pops looked up at the vampires hanging from the ceiling, flinching in fear.
"Bad show...very bad show...", he whispered.
They soon approached the front of the chamber, Simone was asleep in the coffin on the wall while Thomas laid on the stone slab in front of her, sleeping like a baby.
Skips grabbed him and hoisted him over his shoulders, signaling to the others for them to leave. As they did, Thomas began to wake up.
"Huh...? Hey, what's the meaning of this?!", he snarled as he fully woke up.
"Shh! We're trying to rescue you, dude!", whispered Mordecai.
"Rescue? Ha, you amuse me, my mortal friend!", Thomas laughed.
His loud voice woke up all the other vampires, including Simone.
"He won't be going anywhere, and neither will you!", she said as her minions approached them.
"Thomas, what are you doing?!", shouted Benson.
"Yeah, I thought you were on our side, bro!", shouted Muscle Man.
Simone slowly approached them as her eyes flashed bright red, suddenly the park employees felt dizzy as they all passed out. Thomas laughed as he stood up and brushed himself off, going to stand next to Simone.
"Don't worry, guys. It feels a little weird at first, but you'll get used to it", Thomas said with a sneer.
"Lock them away. After the ceremony, they will serve us for an eternity", Simone said with a devilish laugh, "As the prophecy foretold, my return shall bring forth the dawn of a new underworld!"
[Time Skip]
An hour later, the park employees all woke up inside what appeared to be a dungeon.
"Ugh, where are we?", groaned Mordecai.
"I think we're in a prison cell or something", said Rigby.
"We have to get out of here and stop Simone, but how?", said Benson.
"Fives, do you think you can phase through the door and unlock it from the outside?", asked Skips.
"I'll try", said High Five Ghost.
He then phased through the door of the dungeon and struggled for a bit to unlock it, he finally got it to open after about ten tries.
"Got it!", he said.
"Nice work, bro!", said Muscle Man as he and HFG high fived.
"Come on, we have to get Thomas!", said Mordecai.
They all ran back to the main chamber just as Simone was about to begin the ceremony, Skips broke down the door and threw it at one of the minions while Muscle Man jumped on another and started punching him.
Mordecai grabbed a large candle holder and tried to swing it at Simone and Thomas, both of whom dodged it with ease.
"You guys are really gonna regret this, my minions will destroy you!", shouted Thomas as the park employees were surrounded by the other vampires.
Skips then grabbed one guy and threw him at the others, then he grabbed Thomas and hoisted him over his shoulders as he and the others escaped.
"Hey, hands off! Don't you know who I am?! You can forget about serving me for an eternity!", shouted Thomas as he repeatedly slammed his fists into Skips' back.
"Oh gee, we're so disappointed not to have such an honor!", Rigby said sarcastically.
"Worthless welp, we'll drain every last drop of your blood!", Thomas shouted at him.
Back in the chamber, Simone regained her composure. "They must be stopped, our future rest with him!", she shouted as her minions gave chase. When they left the chamber, Simone began to undergo a terrifying transformation.
Meanwhile, the park employees were still running through the underground tunnels, looking for the exit. Thomas was still groaning and shouting to be released.
Mordecai looked down one tunnel, realizing it was the one they came down before. "This way! And if we don't find a way to shut him up, we're gonna get caught", he said.
They soon silenced Thomas by literally shoving a sock in his mouth, allowing them to make their way through the tunnel back up to the mansion, but just then, Simone and her minions burst up through the floor.
Simone herself had transformed into a giant, grotesque looking bat monster with piercing red eyes.
As the vampires surrounded them, Thomas leapt off Skips' back towards Simone and spit out the sock. "Muscle Man's sock? That was really uncalled for!", he complained.
The vampires continued to surround the group, just then, a swirling purple vortex appeared above them. "The gateway to the banished realm has opened, my clan may now return!", shouted Simone, "As for them...dispose of them!"
"Oh this is gonna be so awesome!", Thomas said with a perverse glee.
Not knowing what else to do, Rigby just started randomly chucking books from the shelves at the vampires. "Rigby, that's not helping!", shouted Mordecai.
Simone swatted one of the books, causing it to smash through a window, allowing a beam of sunlight to peer through. The vampires started screaming in pain as the sunlight burned them.
"Wait a minute, its morning outside!", Mordecai realized.
"Quick, everybody grab a book!", said Skips.
They all grabbed the heaviest books they could find and started throwing them at the windows, breaking holes into them to let more sunlight in, burning the vampires.
"Hey, you creepy bloodsuckers! Come get your daily dose of vitamin D!", said Muscle Man as he used all his strength to lift and entire bookshelf and throw it at a window.
The whole broke open, letting in an enormous beam of sunlight that hit Simone dead on. Her body caught on fire and disintegrated in a bright flash of light. When the light cleared, she was nothing but a pile of ash and the vortex on the ceiling had closed.
The park employees had looked to see that all the minions had turned back into normal people, all them groaning and looking around in confusion. In the middle of the floor laid Thomas, unconscious and only wearing his torn up pants.
Rigby ran over to him on all fours, "Thomas? Hey, Thomas! Wake up!", he said as he shook him.
Thomas groaned as he regained consciousness, rubbing his head. "Guys? Ugh...what happened?", he asked.
"You don't remember?", asked Mordecai.
"Ugh, no but it must've been one heck of a party. I've got the king of all headaches...seriously, my head hurts so bad it feels like it's gonna split wide open", said Thomas.
[Time Skip]
After returning all the other people back to their homes, the park employees went back home to the park. There, they gave Thomas a blanket, some migraine medicine and let him lie on the couch in the house.
"Thanks again for saving me guys, I can't believe I fell for a vampire who tried to use me to take over the world", said Thomas.
"No problem, dude", said Mordecai.
"Yeah but next time, be more careful who you help out. You don't know if the next girl could be some psycho monster looking for a boyfriend for world domination!", said Rigby.
Thomas laughed sheepishly before groaning in pain due to his headache, "I'll try to remember that", he said.
"Yeah, I knew there was no way you could've scored such a hot chick, and I was right! Whoo! Later, grandmas!", said Muscle Man as he took off his shirt, swung it around and ran out the house with High Five Ghost.
"Come on, everyone. Let's go, we've got work to do", said Benson, "You stay here and rest, Thomas. In fact, take the entire day off until you're feeling better".
"Thanks, Benson", said Thomas. He waved goodbye to everyone as they left the house, then as he was about to lie down and take a really long nap, he heard his cellphone ring.
Thomas pulled it out of his pocket to see it was his mother calling him, he then picked up the phone. "Oh hey, Mom. Sorry I haven't called, I've just been really busy...no, Mom, I don't have a girlfriend yet and to be honest, I don't think I'm gonna want one for quite a while..."
[The End]
(And that was my first Regular Show story, I hope you guys enjoyed it. Until next time, this is SuperKirbyLand234 signing out!)