Lillies Hidden in the Leaves

by Ifangirlwithunicorns

When you die after living a perfectly AVERAGE life the Gods have pity on you (or they are just bored). Getting sent into the Naruto world seems like a dream come true. Add in who your parents are, and the power of The Gamer and you are heading down the path of Mary Sue. But with evil organizations trying to take over the world, you are going to need all the help you can get!

2. Chapter 2

Just so you are aware, being a newborn SUCKS! You can't control your limbs, you're constantly falling asleep, and if I have to wake up to a dirty diaper ONE MORE TIME! The first six months of my new life were both boring and embarrassing. The only part that made it better was my new mother. Don't get me wrong I loved my old mom. Helen Brooks was a kind and giving mother. She was always there with a shoulder for you to cry on. But to see the absolute LOVE shine in Tsunade's eyes as she held you like you are the most important thing in the world was a heartwarming experience.

Knowing all the trauma this strong woman has gone through adds a bit of perspective.

"Good morning my little Keiko-chan!" my new mother whispers as she lift me up out of my crib. Tsunade Senju would burn the world for me. I would know, she tells me often. At first I was worried that the drunken, angry, character I knew was going to be taking care of my fragile new body. With all the respect I had for her while watching the series she wasn't someone I would call "gentle" or "maternal".

Boy did she prove me wrong.

Admittedly I must be the worlds most well-behaved baby. I only really cry when I need to be fed or changed. The rest of the time I'm either sleeping or messing around with the Gaming system.

Status:

Keiko Senju

Level 1

Title: Mama's little treasure.

· Your new mother would move heaven and earth for you. Permanent +100 rep with Tsunade Senju.

Hp: 100/100

Cp:100/100 (LOCKED)

STR: 1

DEX:1

VIT:1

INT:11

WIS:11

LUCK:10

CHA:5

STAT POINTS: 10

Skills:

[Gamer's Mind (Passive) Level: MAX

You think calmly and rationally. Life is just a game, and you are the Gamer. Immune to trauma, mental attacks, or mental illness.]

[Gamer's Body (Passive) Level: MAX

You go through life as if it was a RPG. Your body can be healed by eating food or sleeping in a bed. Injuries leave no lasting damage and you are immune to diseases.]

Yeah, I'm weak as fuck. I am pretty sure I could die just from rolling off the changing table. Then again, the Prodigy perk has my Intelligence and Wise stats higher than any newborn has a right to be. All in all, I am one smart baby.

Tsunade takes me into the living room as soon as she is done changing and feeding me. The living room is basic, and you can tell that the house hasn't been lived in long. Apparently when mom found out she was pregnant she thought it was better to settle down in one of her safe houses instead of traveling with a newborn. Which is fair.

"Good morning, Lady Tsunade. Good morning little Kei-chan~." Shizune has become something of a big sister to me. She is always cuddling me (whenever my mom isn't hogging me for herself) and speaking to me in a baby voice. Which seeing as I am a 16-year-old mentally it got old fast.

Tsunade hands me over to Shizune as she reaches for me. She immediately starts to rock and bounce me. She never learns. Seeing as I just ate the excessive movement has a negative reaction to my little baby body. My breakfast comes right back up and onto her shirt. "AH! Oh no!" Shizune exclaims as she holds me away from her soiled outfit. What do you expect!? I'm a baby not a bouncy ball!

Mom just shakes her head, probably expecting this to happen.

"I just fed her Shizune." Mom says in exacerbation. "I just can't help it! She is just so cute!" She hands me back to my mother and takes the towel she offered to help clean up her shirt.

"Yeah its hard to believe she is related to that idiot. Though I guess my genes are strong enough to over power his." Tsunade says with pride. Having seen myself in a mirror I have to say they aren't wrong. In my last life I had plain light brown hair and brown eyes. Now the little tuffs of hair on my head are white as snow and my moms honey colored eyes make me unique. My mom's creamy skin tone that I inherited makes me look tanner in comparison to my hair. Add in my chubby little cheeks and gummy smile I have these two wrapped around my finger.

Speaking of "that idiot"

I have yet to see my father in this life. From what I have been able to piece together from conversations between those two, Jiraiya has no clue he got my mom pregnant. Tsunade is a good mother but every now and again she has a bit to much to drink and she goes on and on about how I was conceived. You would think after getting trashed and having one night stand that resulted in a baby, you would lay off the sauce.

And seeing as how she hightailed it as fast as she could the next morning after she realized what she did, she never told him. I could read the discomfort on Shizune's expression and knew what she was going to say. "Don't you think it's time that- ""No Shizune, I don't want to hear it!" Tsunade cuts her off with a light glare. It has been a point of discussion often between them about telling Jiraiya about me.

Shizune thinks he has a right to know, and Tsunade thinks she doesn't "need that buffoon influencing he precious baby". While I can agree that Jiraiya's self-proclaimed super-pervert status does seem like a pretty good reason not to want him around an impressionable baby, I am not just a baby. Hate to tell you this mom but there isn't much he needs to influence me on.

I am self-aware enough to admit to being a bit of a pervert.

When you are in a world FILLED with hot male specimen its hard not to get excited. I don't care, I WILL have a harem in this life! There is just no way I can choose. Thinking about being able to see the magnificence that is Kakashi Hatake in person is enough for a line of drool to come out the corner of my mouth. Good thing I am a baby otherwise that would be embarrassing.

You could cut the tension between the two women with a kunai. "Lady Tsunade you know he will find out eventually! You are still classified as a citizen of Konoha. A Senju at that! She will have to be registered with the council." Shizune said with a huff. Tsunade gave a small snort. "Like I need those old fools trying to dictate what to do with my child! I won't have them using her as a tool. She won't ever become one of their shinobi!" Oh no I don't like this.

It was never a doubt in my mind whether or not I wanted to be a shinobi of the leaf. The chance to fight alongside team 7 and embody the will of fire was my dream. Now I just needed to convince my mom of that.

PING!

Quest Alert: Becoming a Shinobi of the Leaf!

Quest Objectives:

Convince your mom to enroll you in the Academy.

(Bonus Objective)

?

Time limit: 4 years

Rewards:

1000 exp

New Title

(Bonus Reward)

Accept:

Y/N

My eyes read the little popup box that only I could see.

My first quest? Hm, it seems like quests are handed out in correlation to my desire. What is with the hidden bonus objective? I came to a brief realization after mentally selecting yes. I wonder if it's for EVERY desire.

My mind focused on what I wanted.

PING!

Quest Alert: Got to Catch Them All!

Start your own reverse harem!

Quest Objectives:

Get five nonrelated male rep status to 1000

(Bonus Objective)

+1 nonrelated male rep status to 1000

+2 nonrelated male rep status to 1000

+3 nonrelated male rep status to 1000

Rewards:

+5000 exp for every nonrelated male rep status to reach 1000

New Title

Accept:

Y/N

I don't think I have said yes to anything quicker in either of my lives. MUHAHAHA! YES! A REVERSE HAREM SHALL BE MINE! The two ladies in the room shot me a weird look as suspiciously perverted giggles that had no right coming from a baby left me. I stopped after seeing a small glint of trepidation enter my mom's eyes.

Opps, no need to let them how much of my father's genes really come into play. I looked back at the floating screen and focused on a specific part. Rep status? What's that? As soon as I thought that a new floating screen popped up in my vision.

Reputation Status:

Rep points show how much people like you and are willing to do for you. -1000 rep status would sooner burn the world to the ground then do something to help you. 0 rep status have no real opinion of you. 1000 rep status would live and die for you, just ask them and you shall receive.

-1000 (Pure hatred)

-900 to -200 (Hated)

-100 (Disliked)

0 (Neutral)

100 (Liked)

200 to 900 (Loved)

1000 (True Love)

Relationships:

Tsunade Senju (mother): 1000 (True Love)

Shizune Katō: 700 (Loved)

Jiraiya: 0 (Neutral)

I looked at my few relationships and my heart warmed. It's one thing to think your mom loves you but to see just how much really puts it into perspective. I tilt my head back and look at the face of the woman who has been my mother for just a few short months. Being a badass ninja, she feels my stare and meets my eyes. Immediately her gaze softens, and a small smile lifts the corner of her mouth.

"Come on little one let's get you cleaned up."

Knowing how much she loves me makes me realize its going to take a LOT of tantrums to get her to let me become a child soldier. I almost feel sorry for her.