Squidward and the Undersea Creatures have A Meeting
"Alright, everybody. Settle down!" said Squidward.
The other underwater creatures from Bikini Bottom didn't listen to Squidward and just kept talking.
"Simmer down, everybody!" yelled Squidward, as they stopped talking and listened to Squidward. "Thank you. Anyway, let's see who's here, shall we?" Squidward started taking attendance to see if everybody was here. "SpongeBob, check, Patrick, check, Sandy, check, Plankton, check, Mr. Krabs, check, Pearl?"
Pearl wasn't there.
"Has anybody seen Pearl?" asked Squidward.
"Pearl went to the mall. She left yesterday after she told her friends about what happened last week." responded Mr. Krabs.
"I see. Mrs. Puff, check. Fred-" Squidward got interrupted by Patrick.
"This attendance is boring. Let's start the meeting already." said Patrick.
"Patrick, that's mean to say." said SpongeBob. "Squidward is already taking attendance."
"I don't even know why this meeting's set up. I figure that it's about Krabs and Plankton not getting along." said Patrick.
"What did I do to him? I haven't stolen anything from him." said Plankton.
"Plankton, you stole the Krabby Patty secret sauce from me which counts as stealing my restaurant!" told Mr. Krabs.
"But I only wanted it for it's secrets!" said Plankton.
"It was my old family recipe, Plankton! It cost me lots of money to make it!" said Krabs.
"I didn't know that it was your old recipe. I thought it was used to make me some chum. I'm sorry to my actions, and I won't do it again." said Plankton.
"Well, that seemed fair. Now, Pat, let's talk about your obsession over the Patrick Star Show." said Sandy.
"Finally! Come on, let's get this thing over with!" said Patrick, happily.
"Patrick, ever since you started the show-" said Squidward.
"Yeah, yeah, I started this show back in July 9th, 2021, which was also the day some raincloud came in after me." said Patrick.
"Would you stop interrupting this meeting, pinky?" said Squidward to Patrick.
"Sorry, I just couldn't help myself. I love interrupting meetings." responded Patrick.
"Where did Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy go? We can't continue the meeting without our favorite superheroes!" said SpongeBob, looking around for him and Patrick's favorite duo.
"They're not here at the moment." said Squidward. "Mind if I talk to them?"
"Sure, go right ahead." said SpongeBob. Squidward picked up the shell phone.
"Have you got what I wanted?" asked Squidward to Barnacle Boy.
"Yep, your phone for the pink-headed star is on my desk as we speak." said Barnacle Boy.
"And what is your biggest fear?" Squidward asked Mermaid Man.
"I'm afraid of evil." said Mermaid Man.
"Alright then, Mermaid Man." said Squidward.