John Phoenix was in court one day battling it out with Vex Vulper, the most dangerous prosecutor he'd ever met, when suddenly Vulper did the unthinkable.

What is the unthinkable, you may ask? I will tell you what he did, because while it is unthinkable, it is fortunately not untellable.

What Vex Vulper did was present some FORGED EVIDENCE!

"Vulper! That evidence is forged! How the fuck dare you?" said John Phoenix.

"Cry more, Johnny Boy!" said Vulper with a wicked snarl. "Now your uncle's going to to jail!"

"NO!" shouted John Phoenix.

"Don't worry about me, John Phoenix," said Uncle Phoenix Wright. He was clearly trying to put on a brave face, but a single tear betrayed his facade. He was scared. But he refused to cry, because a lawyer only cries when it's all over. "Just get out of here. Save yourself!"

"No! I refuse to abandon my uncle, even if he is stupid and a waste of my precious time, he'll pay me good money if I win!" said John Phoenix.

Just then, the courtroom doors swung open.

"Need a hand with this guy, John Phoenix?" said a voice even more wicked sounding than Vex Vulper's.

It couldn't be! No, don't be stupid, of course it can be, because it is!

"I'm the legendary defense attorney, Richard Gunner! And I'm here to clean up your mess!"

"Go away Gunner, this is my case!" said John Phoenix.

Richard Gunner laughed in John Phoenix's face.

"This case is going nowhere with you at the wheel! Step aside, this situation calls for MY expertise."

Richard Gunner took the defense's place.

"Now then Mr. Your Honor, you can NOT declare Wright guilty today!"

"Uh, why?" said the judge.

Richard Gunner took out a gun and SHOT PHOENIX WRIGHT IN THE FACE!

"Uncle!" cried John Phoenix.

"Ahahahaha!" Richard Gunner cackled. "What's your plan NOW, Judge? You can't convict a dead man, because the laws only apply to living people! I win, bitch!"

"So true," said the judge and he declared Wright not guilty and Richard Gunner the victor of this trial.

"OBJECTION!" shouted John Phoenix. "Richard Gunner murdered my uncle!"

"You're right, Richard Gunner did murder your uncle, but I'm not Richard Gunner, I'm Adam Lyre!"

Gunner, I mean Lyre, threw the gun over to the forensics and they verified the fingerprints on the gun belonged to Richard Gunner.

John Phoenix snarled. He had to fight back. But in order to do so, he would have to do something he once considered unthinkable. Fortunately, not only is it not untellable, but it's not undoable either.

"Now then gentlemen, it is time for me to go," said Adam Lyre. Goodbye... forever!"

"HOLD IT!" shouted John Phoenix. "Not so fast Adam Lyre you are still the culprit!"

"How?" said Lyre.

"Yeah! All you had to do was find a gun that used to belong to Richard Gunner before he died and lost his prints! The fingerprints on the gun... WERE MADE YEARS AGO!"

"OBJECTION!" screeched Lyre. "Then why didn't I leave any Lyreprints?"

"It's simple! You didn't leave Lyreprints because you DON'T HAVE fingerprints!"

This was true. Lyre, who is actually Richard Gunner with a new name, had burned his fingerprints off.

"YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF THIS!" said Lyre.

"Yes I do," said John Phoenix. And what he presented was a Vex Vulper special... forged evidence!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lyre screamed. Then he shot himself in the head with a finger gun and he was dead.

"Thanks for avenging my death John Phoenix," said Phoenix Wright.

"Any time, Uncle."

The End.

OC Credits

Richard Gunner is from Turnabout Jackpot by LordIban, watch it here: www,youtube,com/playlist?list=PLHngGFL9-q1nn6pUZ5Yk-sTOKBWaq5KKv

Vex Vulper is from Contempt of Court by Cardiovore, play it here: www,forums,court-records,net/viewtopic,php?t=16734

John Phoenix is from The Adventures of John Phoenix by Dakoolguy, read it here: www,fanfiction,net/s/13800409/1/The-Adventures-of-John-Phoenix