"Talk"
'Thought'
「Kumagawa Speech Patterns」
"Damn, that's a shame, he didn't die."
Inside a room of black void, sat a beautiful young looking woman, with blue clothing, hair and eyes, she sat on a chair, eating a bag of chips and wore a disappointed face when she was watching, through some kind of tear in reality, a brown hair boy not die from shock from failing to save a girl from a tractor that wasn't even moving all that fast
"Welp, at least he has gotten himself a new girlfriend, good for him I guess."
She rolled her eyes and swipe away the reality ripping viewing hole, checking to see who else was about to die or what not
"Guess I should keep on waiting again, hm."
Though as soon as she said that, a summoning circle circle suddenly appear before her and started to glow brightly, which definitely startled her
"Oh! Already?!"
She was clearly not expecting this to happen so fast after the last failure, though this didn't stop her from tossing the bags of chips away, dusting herself from crumbs and just tries her best to look as proper as she can
"Welcome to the great beyond, my child."
As soon as the unfortunate soul finally appear before her, she had already started her holy act before them
"Sadly you have passed on, my condolences by the way."
Even though she didn't personally cared about them, she still tries to be 'Kind' and filled with 'Sympathy' for those that died
"However, I've got an offer you might like, which is certainly more than simply going to heaven or being reborn into a little baby."
She couldn't help but wear a small excited smile to finally get things started, there was a moment of silence, most because she wanted to create a dramatic pause between them before she could say anything else
"... 「Ah, so this is where I'll end up at whenever Anshin'in-San isn't around, a refreshing sight that's for sure」"
After a moment of silence, the unfortunate soul had finally said something, which slightly caught her off guard and looked up at him in confusion
"Huh?"
She almost didn't know what to say at the moment, as she took the chance to see what kind of 'Weirdo' she was dealing with
"「Don't worry about it, please continue with this offer thing, I'm very interested already!~」"
The unfortunate soul seemed to be a young looking man, wearing a black uniform, black hair, blue eyes and seemed to be always wearing some kind of 'Smile' on his face, which actually made her feel a bit disturbed for some reason
"Right… Anyway…"
She quickly shakes her head and tries to focus, wanting to get back on track of what she was doing and ignore the weirdo in front of her
"My name is Aqua, the Goddess of Water-"
"「And my name is Kumagawa Misogi!~」"
"I know…"
She actually didn't, since she didn't get the chance to look up the file on who he was and how he died, but she just said it to make her sound more impressive, which seemed to work as the young man, now known as Kumagawa, wore such a 'Wow I'm impressed' face, which definitely inflated her ego
"Tell me, how much did you know about 'Isekai' in your time when you were alive?"
Aqua tried to be simple with him, so that no confusion or misunderstanding can happen between them
"「Oh! I know a lot of them! They're my favorite genre in Shonen Jump manga, right now I'm currently reading Konosuba, it's definitely a fun read!~」"
Seeing how passionate Kumagawa was about all things that was 'Manga', and all that, already made the Goddess label him as some kind of 'Weeb Nerdlord', but was still glad that he understood the concept and making her job much more easier
"I don't know what Konosuba is, sounds kind of dumb, but I'm glad you understand what they are, and hopefully you can probably guess why you are here."
"「GASPS, Am I Gonna Be Isekai!?~」"
Aqua smirks more when she saw that she had basically sealed the deal when she saw Kumagawa make such an excited expression on his face
"That's right, Mr. Misogi, I am here to send you to another world, filled with fantasy and magic, so that you can defeat the Demon Lord that is planning to destroy such a peaceful world that is filled with so much life, will you accept such responsibility?"
"「Absolutely!~」"
Kumagawa did not hesitate to accept such a dangerous and no doubt very, extremely difficult request, this made Aqua clap her hands excitedly, quickly getting up from her seat and reaching into her drawers
"All right, now it's time to pick your special OP weapons or abilities that will help you in your awesome journey!~"
"「Oh? I can pick something take with me on my super dangerous and difficult quest?」"
"Mhm! Anything you want, ranging from elemental magic to demon slaying swords, anything that your little heart desires!~"
"「Oh… In that case, I choose you~...」"
What Kumagawa said this, Aqua couldn't help but pause on what she was doing and slowly looked back him with a very concerned expression
"W-What?..."
"We have heard your request, and we accept to them~"
Suddenly a new voice could be heard, which made both Kumagawa and Aqua look up and noticed another holy being descending before them
"Don't worry Aqua, Eris will be taking care of things while you're away~"
The Holy Woman snapped her fingers and a large summoning circle appears under both Aqua and Misogi, this made the Goddess panic greatly
"W-WAIT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT! I'M GODDESS! I SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO BE TAKEN BY THIS WEIRDO!"
"「Oof my feelings~」"
Suddenly, both Aqua and Kumagawa started to sink and disappear into the summoning circle, which only made the Goddess panic and struggle even more so
"I wish you luck on your journey, and I hope you accomplish your mission in defeating the Demon Lord~"
"HEY! THAT'S MY LIN-"
And then the Water Goddess: Aqua and Kumagawa Misogi were gone
I'm excited, always wanted to do this for quite a while~
(Any advice or suggestions for this story?~)