Timmy got off of the school bus looking depressed his friends Lincoln, Clyde, Pelswick, Jimmy, and Dani who were on the bus before Timmy noticed it, but Dani knew what was going on.
"Are you all right, dude?" Lincoln asked.
"Have your parents ever lied to you?" Timmy replied with another question.
"Uh... Not that I know of." Lincoln said.
"Maybe once or twice." Clyde shrugged.
"Something bothering you, Timmy?" Pelswick asked.
"My parents lied to me all the time and it doesn't bother them," Timmy explained. "In fact, they said that it makes their lives a whole lot easier for them."
"Sometimes parents need to lie, it doesn't have to be a bad thing," Jimmy told him. "I know that a tough day at school always gets my mind off of any troubles I might have."
"Thanks, Jimmy, that makes me feel better." Timmy rolled his eyes as he didn't like school as much as the boy genius did.
"Come on, Timmy, school is important." Jimmy told him.
"Oh, boy, school!" Timmy scoffed. "Can't wait to sit down and get lied to by an adult all day!"
"Oh, come on, Timmy," Dani replied. "Not all adults are liars."
"Mom, Dad, Crocker..." Timmy listed.
"Well, just the ones we know?" Lincoln shrugged bashfully.
Timmy rolled his eyes from that excuse.
"Maybe you're some kind of liar magnet." Clyde replied.
"Come on, it'll get better." Dani soothed.
"I sure hope so." Timmy sighed.
"Besides, we're your friends," Dani reassured him. "We always have your back."
"Thanks, guys." Timmy smiled.
His friends then smiled back and went inside school, not knowing that Crocker arrived, transforming his spinach van back into his black van with his special devices also coming out.
"Ah! Excellent! The magical energy concentration muffin is dead ahead!" Mr. Crocker grinned before shooting a fork from a crossbow to Timmy's lunch bag which soon made the muffin roll out.
"Hey!" Timmy cried out.
"Bippy, stop rolling around in the mud." AJ told his monkey as he stood with Chester.
The monkey chattered until they soon saw the flying fork as it soon pinched the teacher known as Ms. Briggs on her butt.
"Ouch!" Ms. Briggs glared. "CROCKER?!"
The muffin then kept bouncing away as Bippy went to go after it, but AJ soon held him back on his leash.
"Hi, AJ, hi, Bippy!" Timmy said quickly to his other friends as he ran off to go after the magical muffin.
"Man, that muffin must be important." Lincoln commented to himself.
'More so than you think.' Dani thought to herself in reply to that.
A man from the lunch wagon soon came out with a muffin tray, then saw the Fairy-Versary muffin and picked it up. "Aww... Dropped a muffin..." he said to himself.
"Oh, no!" Timmy panicked as he came to a stop.
"What's the big deal? It's just a muffin." Lincoln shrugged.
The man looked around before sneaking a bite of the muffin despite it being on the ground before he soon spit it out, feeling disgusted. "Ew! That's the worst muffin I've ever tasted... I sure wish I had some mouthwash."
POOF! a bottle of mouthwash soon appeared in his other hand.
"That's convenient... It leaves me kissing fresh." The man smiled as he soon took a drink before puckering his lips, putting the muffin on the tray and soon walked off to get back to work.
"Uh, did that guy magically obtain some mouthwash?" Lincoln asked out of confusion.
Timmy looked a bit panicked before looking to Dani. "Gah! What do I do?! They can't know!"
"Uh... what mouthwash, Linc?" Dani soon asked, starting to act. "I didn't see anything. It must've been your imagination."
"What?" Lincoln glanced at her.
"Yeah, I saw mouthwash too." Clyde said.
"Uh, that's not important, we have to get that muffin back!" Dani said. "It's important to Timmy! Don't ask me why, it just is!"
"Erm... Okay...?" Pelswick blinked to her. "All right, come on, guys." he then suggested.
But it was too late, the bell rang and everyone dragged them inside of the school before they could do anything else.
"Dang it!" The kids complained at that.
"Hey, y'all." Tammy smiled.
"Hi, Tammy." The group smiled to the girl from Tennessee.
"Hey, Pelswick." Tammy blushed a little to the wheelchair bound boy.
"Hello, Tammy." Pelswick smiled to her.
"So, what's up?" Tammy asked them.
"Timmy lost a muffin and we were trying to find it for him," Lincoln explained. "That is, until the bell rang."
"A muffin?" Tammy asked.
"Look, guys, it's a long story, but I really need to get that muffin back." Timmy told his friends.
"That's gonna be a problem since the bell just rang." Clyde replied.
"Relax, dude, we'll help you." Lincoln reassured Timmy.
Mr. Crocker was struggling with his fishing pole as he was trying to get the muffin. "How big is this muffin-shaped sort of magic anyway?!" he then complained. When he finally pulled the reel up, he looked shocked that he didn't have the muffin, but it was a very angry Ms. Briggs.
"Crocker!" Ms. Briggs glared. "What's the meaning of this fork in my fanny?!"
"Uh, it's Cupid's fork... Of love... I LOVE YOU!" Mr. Crocker covered up nervously.
"Ohh... Well... This is so sudden... And unwanted," Ms. Briggs replied. "I hear you're interested in fairies though... I have a lead that Samantha Puckett is possibly a Lycan creature of some sort." she then smirked.
The bell soon rang.
"Oops! Gotta teach!" Mr. Crocker said before dropping her on the ground and dashed off. "I'll call you!"
Ms. Briggs then yelped as she hit the ground.
Back at Timmy's house...
"Maybe Timmy is right," Mrs. Turner began to tell her husband. "Maybe we do fudge out the truth too much."
"Now, honey, I'm sure he's just overreacting," Mr. Turner smiled as he went to put in a video tape. "Let's just pop in an old video and see how long it takes for us to capture us for a little white lie."
"You're right," Mrs. Turner smiled back as she sat with him. "I bet there's not a single lie recorded on any of these tapes."
They soon turned on the TV to show them with their very young son around preschool age.
"The Stork!" Mr. and Mrs. Turner announced in the video.
"Wow! That was quick." Mr. Turner smiled to his wife.
Back at school, Mr. Crocker was teaching his students or so they thought. "Students, this is a Math problem, but in a world where magic and fairies exist, who cares?!" he then began to tell them as he pointed at the equation he wrote on the board.
"Magic?" Clyde wondered.
"Fairies?" Pelswick added.
Timmy had no reaction as he was pretty much used to this by now.
"Math means nothing!" Mr. Crocker said, erasing the board before putting a new problem on the board. "A fairy can make 2+2= FISH!" he then shoved his chalk in his mouth.
"Hey, easy with the chalk, Mr. Crocker!" Rudy Tabootie cried out.
Mr. Crocker looked to his students before the chalk fell from his mouth and he walked off. "Stare at the board until the lunch bell rings..."
"This is driving me nuts!" Timmy sprawled in his desk. "We shouldn't be sitting here, we need to find that muffin!"
"Well, Timmy, if you want your muffin back, why don't you just wish for it back then?" Cosmo suggested as he and Wanda were disguised as doodles in his notebook.
"Hey, that's a great idea, Cosmo," Timmy smiled at that idea. "I wish I had my muffin back."
"We can't do that!" Wanda replied and glared at her husband. "You know as well as I do that that muffin's magic is more powerful than ours."
"Well, duh! I was just wondering why he didn't ask." Cosmo replied.
Timmy glared at his fairy godfather and erased his mouth with an eraser. The clock then struck noon as the bell rang and everyone ran out of the classroom for lunch... all except for Timmy, Dani, and Lincoln.
"Come on. Let's go find that muffin." Lincoln suggested.
The trio then began to head to the cafeteria only to be chained up by their desks.
"What the heck?" Dani complained.
"Going somewhere, Turner?" Crocker smirked as he dangled a key out of their reach. "Wait, let me answer that for you... NO!"
"Why did you chain us to our desks?" Lincoln glared. "Not even Mr. Sweeney would do that, especially to Ned Bigby!"
"So you all wouldn't get in my way of course!" Mr. Crocker told them. "I need to keep you here so I can find that muffin-shaped source of magical energy before you do! And prove once and for all the existence of... FAIRY GOD PARENTS!" He then ran out of the classroom.
"...Why all of us though?!" Lincoln complained. "I don't get it."
Timmy struggled before looking to his notebook. "I wish we were free!"
Cosmo and Wanda then waved their wands to free the three kids from their desks.
"We gotta get to the cafeteria and get that muffin before Crocker does!" Dani told Timmy and Lincoln before they ran down the hallway.
"But that shouldn't be a problem," Lincoln replied. "How hard can it be to find one stinkin' muffin?"
They looked up to see them man from before handing the students muffins.
"All right! It's Muffin Monday!" The man announced.
"Oh, yeah... I forgot about that..." Lincoln muttered.
The other students soon tossed up the muffins in the air, burying Timmy, Lincoln, and Dani into the muffin pile.
"I thought it was Monkey Monday." AJ said, taking out a cage with his monkey pet inside.
"Aw, great!" Chester groaned, taking out a muffler. "What am I supposed to do with this?!"
"Oh, no! Crocker is gonna get the muffin first!" Timmy panicked.
Mr. Crocker then came in with a tracker in his hands, grinning.
"Muffin! Muffin! Muffin!" Timmy panicked as he ran by other students as they each had a muffin.
"Muffin... Muffin... How 'bout a muffin?" The man smiled to students as he put muffin on their lunch trays, eventually giving someone the Fairy-Versary Muffin.
"Muffin! Muffin! Muffin!" Mr. Crocker mumbled as he wandered around with his tracker.
"My goodness! This muffin! It sparkles like the morning dew on the Hooded Cobra!" Sanjay smiled as he walked off with Elmer.
"Aha! Fairy Pastry!" Mr. Crocker grinned as he ran off after the two boys.
"Oh, no! Crocker is gonna get that muffin!" Dani yelped.
"What are we gonna do?!" Timmy added.
Lincoln looked over at Crocker and then smirked. "I have an idea..." he then said before yelling out, "FOOD FIGHT!"
"Works for me," Chester smirked as he stood on top of his table and threw his muffler. "Whoo-hoo!"
"Ow!" Moze glared as that hit her before turning to Chester.
"Uh, he did it." Chester pointed to AJ in blame.
AJ's eyes soon widened in fear and he ran away.
"If you guys thought my aim was good, you haven't seen 'muffin' yet!" Luan called out before laughing at her own pun. "Get it?"
Sam Puckett then threw a muffin at her after that pun.
"Aww!" Luan pouted.
"No jokes!" Sam glared as the food fight began in the cafeteria.
"This is crazy!" Tabitha McCoy cried out, ducking under a table with Ned and Cookie.
"Welcome to my world." Ned said to his girlfriend.
"Good thinking, Lincoln," Timmy remarked. "Now let's go find that muffin."
"Right!" Lincoln and Dani agreed.
"It is a fight of food!" Sanjay smiled as he soon tossed his muffin which was the Fairy-Versary Muffin.
"NOOO!" Mr. Crocker yelped.
"Yes!" Dani laughed.
"I haven't seen a food fight this intense since Sam tried to change the lunch menu." Danny said as he stood with Tucker.
Timmy then let go of her and ran by the monkey's cage, but then unlocked it and freed the monkey, he felt sad for him, then picked up a muffin to give to the monkey. "Come on, Bippy, join the party!"
Bippy smiled once he was free and joined the others in the food fight party.
"No, no, no." Mr. Crocker said as he looked around for the muffin.
"No, no, no," Timmy said as he looked with Dani and Lincoln before looking at his notebook that had Cosmo and Wanda doodles on it. "Guys! I need a hand." he then told them.
Cosmo and Wanda then magicked a baseball umpire outfit with a catcher's mitt for Timmy.
"Hey, good idea," Lincoln said before coming to one of his sisters. "Hey, Lynn, can I borrow your baseball stuff for just a minute."
"Well... Fine... But you better not get your cooties all over 'em." Lynn scoffed as she let him borrow them, shoving her gym bag against him.
"I won't, I promise." Lincoln said, taking out Lynn's baseball mitt and soon ran off with Timmy and Dani.
Timmy soon caught one muffin with Cosmo and ate it. "Blueberry." he then said.
Dani caught another one with ease and ate it. "Cranberry." she then said.
Lincoln then caught a third one with Lynn's baseball glove and ate it. "Banana nut." he then said.
"Oat... Wheat... Poppy Seed!" Mr. Crocker couldn't find the right muffin either.
Bippy was full as he had eaten a lot of muffins, but was still having a lot of fun. Timmy soon looked up, seeing the muffin he needed and soon ran backwards to catch it, only to trip over Chester's muffler, making the muffin fly in the air and soon landed in Bippy's pile. Bippy tossed the muffin he had and soon picked the Fairy-Versary muffin and bit into it, but looked grossed out from the taste, but he soon levitated in the air, chittering out of confusion as some magical energy absorbed him.
"He's making a WISH!" Timmy yelped and ran with the other students once Bippy was powered and energized by the magic of the muffin.
"Did he just wish that the world was ruled by monkeys?" Eliza asked herself since she could talk to animals.
"What's going on?!" Lincoln panicked.
Timmy then suddenly tackled Dani so that she wouldn't get hurt. There was soon a magical blast which began to change Nicktropolis dramatically.
Eventually, Timmy and Dani soon landed in the middle of the jungle, scaring away some leopards before Cosmo, Wanda, and Kerri showed up.
"Oh, no! Everything's a jungle!" Timmy gasped. "Is this what Bippy wished for?"
"Well, of course it is! Didn't you hear him?" Cosmo replied before chittering like a monkey. "He was being pretty clear."
"You speak 'Monkey', Uncle Cosmo?" Kerri raised an eyebrow.
"Well, somebody in this family has to!" Cosmo defended.
There was then an explosion heard as Jorgen appeared and he did not look happy. "You three are coming with me to Fairy World NOW!" he then said before grabbing the three fairies and began to poof them all back to Fairy World.
"Cosmo! Wanda!" Timmy cried out for his fairy godparents. "This means that the only way to fix this is to get that muffin back." he then told himself out of determination.
Two leopards then suddenly appeared, surrounding the three kids until Dani soon shot them with an Ecto Blast.
"Thanks, Dani." Timmy said in relief.
"No problem," Dani said before looking around. "Say, what happened to Lincoln?" she then wondered.
"I don't know, but I hope he's okay." Timmy replied.
We are soon shown Fairy World as Jorgen was banging Cosmo, using him as a gavel to bring the Fairy Court into order. "Order! Order!" Jorgen called as he used Cosmo as a gavel. "This meeting of every puny fairy in the universe and me will NOW COME TO ORDER!" he then thrashed Cosmo one last time which exploded his podium.
"Ooh." Kerri winced.
"Because of you two bumbling idiots for allowing Timmy Turner's all powerful Fairy-Versary muffin to fall into the wrong hands, the entire planet Earth has been changed!" Jorgen scolded the fairy godparents, tossing Cosmo into a stool next to Wanda as he was showing the others a map of the new planet.
"But it was an accident!" Wanda defended.
Jorgen then zapped a bigger wand on the ceiling which then glowed and showed the ultimate fairy rule book before he poofed up reading glasses for himself. "According to the original rules, and the ancient law set on by the ancient Fairy Council, all fairies must be assigned to the dominate species of the planet Earth! Who changed the world?!"
"Umm... A monkey?" Cosmo smiled nervously.
"Then I'm going with monkeys!" Jorgen glared before announcing to all of the other fairies. "From this day forth, all fairy godparents will be assigned to monkey children!"
The other fairies groaned and protested. All except for one.
"Yaay! Monkeys rock!" A male fairy cheered.
"Binky, you're such a brownnose." A female fairy complained to him.
"Since you two were the cause of all of this, you'll be the first ones to try it out!" Jorgen firmly told Cosmo and Wanda. "Enjoy your new assignment, NOW GET TO WORK!" he then added as he waved his giant glowing wand.
"I got a bad feeling about this." Kerri muttered to herself.
"At least you get to come with us." Wanda sighed to her niece.
Suddenly, there was a big glow as a banana bus was seen driving through a rainy street with some singing.
"Bippy is an average chimp, that no one understands~" Some voices sang as Bippy came off the bus before getting hit with a ball, seeing a standee of his parents. "Mom, and Dad, and Vick-Ape always giving him demands~"
"Ooh-AH!" Vick-Ape glared before laughing as she dropped him.
"The ticks and fleas, Up in those trees, Are combed out, Instantly~" The voices sang as Bippy went up to his bedroom to see an ant farm which made him smile. "By his magic little ants, With every wish they grant, 'Cause in, Reality... They are his, Oddprimates!, Fairly Oddprimates!~"
"Wands and wings!~" Monkey Wanda sang.
"Grabby taily things!~" Monkey Cosmo sang before the banana dinosaur they were on ate him.
"Oddprimates!, Fairly Oddprimates!, Bananas! Bananas! Bananas! Bananas!~" The voices sang before the chase scene began against Vick-Ape. "Bananas! Bananas! Bananas! Bananas! Bananas! Bananas! Bananas! Bananas!, Oddprimates!, Fairly Oddprimates!, It curls your tail, When you're the alpha male, With Fairly Oddprimates!~"
"Ooh-AH!" Vick-Ape glared before her head turned into a banana as we are shown The Fairly OddPrimates created by Elmer Apeman.
