Chocolate Milk
Disclaimer: I Don't own Glee or the lyrics
Chapter 1: Tracy Anderson
Kurt Anderson tries to get his daughter, two-year-old Tracy, to behave at Noah Puckerman's house. When Noah heads to the kitchen with her sippy cup, he returns five minutes later with chocolate milk. Then Noah gave her the cup before picking her up and holding her as he sat on his couch until she drifted off to sleep.
Everybody but Santana and Quinn looked at Noah in shock, then Noah said, "Kurt, did you think I was an irresponsible jerk back in high school? I helped my mom raise Sarah, with the help of Mrs. H, or my Nana. I was too young to raise Beth, but I was never that immature." Kurt tries to speak when Noah gets up with Tracy in his arms and heads to his bedroom.
Soon Burt Hummel, her grandfather, comes to check on Noah and sees him putting pillows on either side of Tracy. Then Noah says, "Kurt has no clue what I have been through growing up. I tried hard to prove that I was not a loser, but I never got my friends to see that. Look where I am, Mr. H, Fort Lawton Air Force Station in Washington!"
Noah then sits on his bed and whispers, "Who am I kidding here? The only person that does not think I am a loser is Tracy."
Then Burt whispered, "Bullshit, Puck! Carole and I believe in you. So does everyone here."
A few seconds later, Kurt yelled at Blaine, "Are you serious, Blaine? How the hell could you ask that? I love you! Why would I want a divorce?"
Then there was a pause before Kurt yelled, "You are crazy! I do not love Puck, and he is nothing like dad!"
Noah shows Burt his gun closet and whispers, "Well, I was planning to come out before Tracy had her tantrum. I guess you will get the son-in-law you wanted, now." Burt bumps into Noah as he chuckles, but says nothing.
Noah soon walked into the living room and kissed Kurt. Then he punches Blaine and says, "Blaine, I'm gay, and I love Kurt. I got raped two years ago, and Kurt was right. He loved you!" He soon returned to the room where Tracy was lying next to her and cried himself to sleep.
Kurt was asleep on the other side of Tracy when he awoke. Soon, Burt walked in and said, "Blaine and the others left a half hour ago. Kurt would like to spend the night with you. Puck, are you sure this is what you want? Because I don't want Kurt to get hurt again."
Noah looks at Kurt as he says, "Mr. H., I have not had sex or been attracted to chicks in two years. Hell, I came out to you the day you and Karofsky's dad caught us sucking each other off. Do you think I want to hurt Kurt?" Burt says nothing, then leaves with Tracy. Then Kurt wakes up, seeing Burt go with Tracy before Noah gets up and strips naked.
Soon, Noah bounced up and down on his penis, repeatedly moaning, "So hot, Oh yeah!" for the next hour and a half.
As they cuddle naked in bed, Noah says, "I'm sorry for the way I treated you since Finn died, Kurt."
Then he caresses his cheek and says, "Princess."
As Kurt rode Puckzilla, he repeatedly moaned, "Noah."
Then, Noah took a picture of Kurt naked with his phone and said, "My princess, I do not care if you hate that nickname. You will always be my princess."
Kurt kisses Noah and says, "I lied, Noah, I was into you. You were the boy who helped me realize I was gay. My crush went away after you cut your hair, though."
Noah chuckles as he runs a finger along his pucker and says, "Well, since you are my first crush, Princess, I'm fine with that." before he carries him to the shower.
Thirty minutes later, they are dressed, and Kurt sits on Noah's lap. Then Noah puts his hand under Kurt's chin before he sings, "Everything I do (I do it for you)" by Bryan Adams.
(Puck)
Look into my eyes
You will see
What you mean to me
Search your heart
Search your soul
And when you find me there
You'll search no more
Don't tell me
It's not worth tryin' for
You can't tell me
It's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true
Everything I do
I do it for you
Look into your heart
You will find
There's nothin' there to hide
Take me as I am
Take my life
I would give it all
I would sacrifice
Don't tell me
It's not worth fightin' for
I can't help it
There's nothin' I want more
You know it's true
Everything I do
I do it for you
There's no love
Like your love
And no other
Could give more love
There's nowhere
Unless you're there
All the time
All the way, yeah
Look into your heart, babe
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, you can't tell me
It's not worth tryin' for
I can't help it
There's nothin' I want more
Yeah, I would fight for you
I'd lie for you
Walk the wire for you
Yeah, I'd die for you
You know it's true
Everything I do
Oh!
I do it for you
Everything I do, darling
And we'll see it through
We will see it through
Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
Search your heart, search your soul
You can't tell me it ain't worth dying for
Oh, yeah!
I'll be there, yeah, oh!
I'll walk the wire for you, yeah!
I will die for you
Oh, yeah!
All the time
I'm going all the way, all the way, yeah!
Take me by the hand
Ow
Chapter 2 should be up soon; I know it's short. I'm sorry forgive me, okay?