Oratio Grandiloqua

Author's Note: Enjoy the story and R&R.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Digimon series.

Pairing: Pre-slash Hiro x Kotaro.

Summary:

An Ogudomon takes over Kiyoshiro's dorm while he's away.


Higashimitarai Kiyoshiro was almost to the door when he was unceremoniously snatched up by Angoramon and flown to the next building over.

"Angoramon, where are you taking m – WOAHWOAH! AHHH!"

The landing wasn't the best thanks to Kiyoshiro's thrashing.

"Higacchi!"

"Tsukiyono-san? Gammamon? Jellymon-sama also? Why is everyone here?" Kiyoshiro fixed his back.

"Kiyo, Hiro's weird!"

"Weird?"

"It's as Gammamon says," Ruli started.

"It's terrible! One step closer to the dorm, and Darling would have been caught too!"

"Caught? What do you mean, Jellymon-sama?"

Ruli handed Kiyoshiro binoculars. "Have a look for yourself. Hiro is…"

Kiyoshiro peered through them into Hiro's room. "Is that –?"

Amanokawa-kun was kicking back in bed, a slipper dangling off his foot, waited on hand and foot by Nomura-kun and Fukatsu-kun, who were feeding him sour plum snacks and giggling. It almost looked like…

Kiyoshiro nearly hit Integer Overflow.

Nomura-kun and Fukatsu-kun were kissing Amanokawa-kun!

"Amanokawa-kun, y-you couldn't! Tsukiyono-san, you're telling me a Digimon is responsible for this?"

"Mm. While you were away, it possessed Hiro and turned the others into zombies!"

Not the word Kiyoshiro would have used.

"It's not just Kota and Riku!" Gammamon cried.

"Everyone's been affected!" Jellymon uttered the last thing Kiyoshiro wanted to hear, which was exactly what he feared.

It was right out of the anime Kiyoshiro watched! The hero (Hiro) was gaining a harem!

"What kind of Digimon would do such a thing?"

Angoramon dipped his head. "We can't be sure. It hasn't shown itself."

"This can't be! My dorm's been –!"

"So this was where you were hiding!" Hiro appeared behind them all of a sudden.

"Hiro!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. It's not nice to peep!"

"You're not Hiro!" Gammamon growled. "You give me bad vibes!"

"No, I guess I'm not. But what's bad about it? This one was pretty fed up with Kotaro paying attention to girls rather than him! I merely gave him some help with his popularity!"

"Fed up?"

"AMANOKAWA-KUN IS INTERESTED IN NOMURA-KUN?"

"Correct, Senpai!" the Digimon teased in Hiro's voice.

"I'm gonna go kaboom!" Gammamon leapt towards Hiro, but got snagged by his bandana midair.

"Gammamon, don't you want Hiro to stop being depressed? You should know better than anyone. How sad Hiro was whenever Kotaro stood him up to chase girls."

"Hiro loves Kota! Hiro wouldn't force Kota to love him!"

"That's the problem. Humans fighting against what they want and sabotaging themselves. They should just do what's natural." Hiro chucked Gammamon across the roof.

Giant legs peeled out of Hiro's body.

Ruli quickly expanded a digital field from her Digivice.

"It can't be! That's Ogudomon!"

"Ogudomon?"

"A Digimon stated to contain all the Digital World's evil! It has the power to make others run wild after their desires, and is supposedly impossible to defeat!"

After Diarbbitmon and Amphimon failed to even scratch Ogudomon and were pushed aside by its Gradus technique, Angoramon's information was proven accurate.

Hiro yawned. "Are you done?"

"Diarbbitmon!"

"Don't lose, Amphimon-sama!"

"CATEDRAL!" Ogudomon began charging energy in its mouth for an attack.

"HIRO!"

"BREAQUASAR!"

Siriusmon intercepted the attack.

Hiro's true personality had briefly resurfaced, allowing Gammamon to Warp Evolve.

Kotaro calling Hiro's name was what got through to him.

"N-N-Nomura-kun?" Kiyoshiro freaked. "How are you here?"

"Is it because Ogudomon was controlling him?" Ruli gasped.

"Hey you, whatever you are!"

"You? How did you –?"

The distraction posed by Diarbbitmon and Amphimon had released the students from their fugue, and Kotaro ran up all those flights of stairs to reach the action.

"Hiro doesn't need your help with his love life! He's fine on his own!"

"False! You, who have demonstrated an acute obsession with girls, would never have picked Hiro if not for my arrival!"

"Ko…Kotaro…" Hiro croaked.

"Hey." Kotaro held Hiro's shaking hands. "Why'd you keep this a secret?"

"Hahaha…Which one?"

"Where do I even begin?"

"Kotaro, get out of here…You'll be killed…"

"I'm always asking you to do things for me. This time, let me do something for you."

"Somethi –?"

Kotaro kissed him of his own accord.

Hiro was as stunned as Ruli and Kiyoshiro.

As stunned as Ogudomon.

"There! You see that? I'm picking Hiro and not some girl! So get lost, ya third wheel!"

Ogudomon stood down.

Talk no jutsu. Virtually foolproof.

"O-Ogudomon, before you leave!" Hiro beseeched.

The Digimon stopped.

"Would you mind wiping everybody else's memories so I don't have to explain why I kissed all the guys in my dorm?"