Miles Edgeworth was watching the news and they said "Dai Gyakuten Saiban confirmed to be localized as The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles!"

"WHAT!" Edgeworth sprang out of his seat in shock and horror.

"What're ya so shocked for," said Shigaraki, a lawyer he met shortly after the defeat of Quercus Alba. "This was announced weeks ago, keep up with the news! What would Gregory think?"

"Wow pal, that's great news! Congratulations to them!" said Gumshoe with a big, stupid grin on his face. He threw confetti to celebrate the success of his friends, but Edgeworth grabbed the bowl away.

"Stop this, how utterly embarrassing, I'm not paying for that!" he yelled at Gumshoe, cause he hated confetti.

"But sir," said Gumshoe, "we should celebrate our pals making it to the west, it's a great honor that they're so lucky to have."

"Spare me your sappy kindness before I cut your salary into ribbons!"

Edgeworth left the bumbling idiot and went to his private room named Mitsurugi Investigations Office and looked out the window and saw Ryunosuke and Susato running around excitedly like the Spongebob meme.

Edgeworth grimaced at their having of fun. He took his superior entry of the series Gyakuten Kenji 2 off the shelf. You see, Gyakuten Kenji 2 is the most sophisticated game that has ever graced the franchise. It has no time for meaningless trifles such as "fun," for Miles Edgeworth has no need for laughter. Such childishness as emotionalism, character depth and complex narratives have no place in good mystery fiction. That is what makes Gyakuten Kenji 2 the ideal Ace Attorney game, for it casts such riff raff aside for the benefit of a complicated plot with shocking plot twists that nobody could see coming. Edgeworth held his prized possession to his chest. This game wasn't just the best one; it was the leet one! He wanted everyone to experience it!

And so, Edgeworth went down to Capcom Headquarters to pitch his idea to the shareholders.

"Greetings, my name is Miles Edgeworth, I wish to propose the localization of my game "Gyakuten Kenji 2". It is the best game because it is good, and DGS is bad and for babies, so if you wish to localize that trash, please localize this game too."

John Capcom took the game and put it in the localization machine. Edgeworth leaned forward in anticipation. This was it, his final chance to release Gyakuten Kenji 2, and it was happening at long last!

But then, "IGIARI!" boomed the voice of JOHN PHOENIX, who crashed into the room through the roof! "Miles Edgeworth... your game is BORING!"

"NNNNNGGGGHOOOOOOO DO NOT SPEAK SUCH RUBBISH YOU ARE JUST BIASED TOWARDS SHOE TANUKI!" cried Edgeworth, covering his ears with tears in his eyes.

John Phoenix ignored the blubbering mess that was Miles Edgeworth and turned to John Capcom. "John Capcom, localizing this game would be a business suicide. Everyone would get bored and they will drop the Ace Attorney series for good. This would be disastrous, as it would mean so many people will not stick around to play John Phoenix: Ace Attorney 7. You must reject this frilly neanderthal's idea."

"I HAVE AN OBJETION TO THIS!" shouted Edgeworth.

"How? You don't even know what I argued because you were covering your ears." John Phoenix rolled his eyes at Edgeworth's ineptitude. Unfazed by the man's resistance, he pulled Gyakuten Kenji 2 out of the localization machine, threw it on the floor and smashed it under his heel!

"NGHHHOOOOOOOOOOO! JOHN PHOENIX YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!" screamed Edgeworth and he threw chess pieces at John Phoenix like a baby but they didn't hurt so he made like Dylan Fitchar and ran away.

THE END

EPILOGUE

John Phoenix: Ace Attorney 7 got localized.