Chapter one Miami's elite 8
The mansion in Miami at 7:30pm...
"Guys, someone wrote on our pictures." Abby said as her and the others looked.
"Uh, what fart knocker wrote on our pictures? Uh-huh-huh." Butthead asked.
The scene is shown Dijonay writing on everyone's pictures.
"WHO DOES THIS BITCH THINK SHE IS?" Cindy shouted in anger.
Cindy, Louise and Abby go upstairs to find Dijonay in the bedroom.
"Aye ladies." She said politely.
"Did you wrote on our pictures?" Abby asked.
"I don't remember what I wrote." Said Dijonay.
"BULLSHIT. Matter of fact, I finna write on your picture." She said as she about to but Dijonay stopped her.
"Oh no you're not, don't even think about it." She said.
"DON'T TOUCH ME HO." Cindy shouted, almost hitting Dijonay.
"Oh you wanna fight me now?" She asked.
"What's up?" Cindy asked, getting in her face.
"Bitch you better move, you better..." all of a sudden, Dijonay threw her drink at Cindy. Her and Cindy started pulling each other's hair. Cindy is pounding the back of Dijonay's head, Louise decided to jump in and pulls Dijonay's hair.
"GUYS STOP." Abby shouted as her, Beast boy and the security guards try's to separate them.
Eight hours earlier...
The view of Miami, beaches and popular places.
The song "winners row" by an unknown music artist is playing in the backyard.
"(Oh), winners row, (oh oh oh oh) winners winners row, (oh oh oh oh) winners winners row, yeah"
"Welcome to Miami, that's how hot it is, we got dollars in the sky falling slow oh oh oh"
"Whachu whachu mean, falling was a dream, now we on the top winners row oh oh oh"
"Row, winners row oh oh oh, shout out to your team they can't follow my flow"
"Shout out to the ladies, they get it on the daily, and quick to put a hater on hush mode"
The view of the mansion near the beach.
The first limousine pulled out and out pops a little African American girl with a red cap, blue shirt/dress on, and white shoes.
"Now this is Numbuh five's house."
[Abby's interview]
"I'm a really cool chick, just don't cross my path, if you do, Numbuh five is gonna get cha."
Abigail Lincoln- Code name Kids Next Door, age 10, The Boss Belle.
[Abby's interview]
"Numbuh five (me) is a kids next door operative, I was always the smartest member of my team. After Numbuh one left, aka Nigel uno, I became the leader of the kids next door. I'm a laid back cool chick if you get to know me, I don't do fakes, and I don't do pettiness, always keep it real with Numbuh five."
Abby walked in the mansion and was amazed to see how pretty everything in the house is.
"Wow." She said in shock. Abby checked every room in the house, it has a jacuzzi near the pool in the backyard, an arcade room, the beauty room for the girls, one bathroom, and four bedrooms, pink, purple, blue and green bedroom.
[Abby's interview]
"This house is awesome, the rooms are big and beautiful."
She looks at the other kids pictures on the wall. "Wow, she looks tough. I like her pink rabbit ears." She said looking at Cindy and Louise's picture. While looking at the pictures, she felt a big thud coming from outside.
"Holy cow, what was that?" She said as she ran outside to check. She saw a big green dragon carrying suitcases. This green dragon shape-shifted back into his original form.
"What up mama?" Said Beast boy.
[Beast boy's interview]
"As a teen titan, I'm gonna do what I do best, I'm gonna party like its 1999."
Beast boy- Teen Titans, age 13, Jumpcity California, The Party Animal.
[Beast boy's interview]
"I'm a teen titan, a superhero, I can shape shift into all types of animals. I'm a vegetarian, I love waffles, as long as it's got tofu in it."
"How did you do that?" Abby asked.
"I'm a teen titan, I can shape-shifted into any animal." He said smiling.
"You're a..."teen"...titan? So you're also a teenager?" She asked again.
"I'm a teenager super hero." He said.
"Oh, that's cool. I'm Abby Lincoln, but my friends call me Numbuh five." She said.
"Numbuh five?" Beast boy asked, confused.
"Yeah, I'm a kids next door operative. We fight against evil adults and teenagers to protect kids from all around the world." She explained.
"Wow awesome, we're the two badass super hero's running Miami. Umm, am I allowed to say "badass?" He asked, wondering.
"Of course, we're allowed to do and say whatever we want." She said as they both walked in their mansion.
Somewhere in Miami, a little girl with blonde hair, braided in two, with sunglasses on, sitting outside the dining area, sipping on lemonade, is waiting for her limousine.
"Man, it's hot like a motherfucker in Miami." Said Cindy.
[Cindy's interview]
"Bitches, C-Murph is in the building, I know how to defend myself, so I'm not to be fucked with."
Cindy McPhearson- The Boondocks, age 9, Woodcrest Maryland, The Gangster Barbie.
[Cindy's interview]
"When teachers see me at school, they always say "hello little cutie?" I got tired of it and started acting tough and tomboyish. I'm not gonna act all girly girlish for them anymore. I'm not a young lady I'm a young bad bitch, and if you like it, then fuck off." She said as she flips off to the camera.
While waiting, she saw an African American boy with dreadlocks wandering around like he's lost.
"Hey kid?" She shouts to him, he turns to look at her. "Are you lost?" She asked him.
"Yeah...kind of." The boy replied, as he sat next to her. "I'm going on a bad kids reality show and I got lost."
"I'm going to, I'm waiting for for my limo. I'm Cindy by the way, but you can call me C-murph."
"I'm Michael Caesar, my friends call me Caesar or MC."
[Caesar's interview]
"I'm the funniest Brooklyn kid you'll ever meet. You'll see."
Michael Caesar- the boondocks comic strip, age 10, Brooklyn New York, the Brooklyn baller.
[Caesar's interview]
"I'm ten years old, I'm half Jamaican, and I'm from Brooklyn. Brooklyn means everything to me. I'm a soccer player at my school, I'm a little bit of a lady's man, I like to flirt. I came on this show for two reasons, one, I was a reject for the boondocks show, and two, I came here to show y'all that being a bad kid don't always mean your toughest or a rebel, I like to have fun and I don't take crap from nobody. That's...me." He said smiling big.
"I'm from woodcrest, where you from?" She asked.
"Where I'm from? I'm from BROOKLYN." He stood up and proudly announced.
"Cool, I'm happy to meet a Brooklyn baddie." She said.
"Thanks." He replied.
The bad kids limousine pulled up and the driver called out for Cindy and Caesar.
"That's us, c'mon." She said to Caesar.
They both got in the limo and they are on their way to their mansion.
Meanwhile in the mansion, Abby and Beast boy are getting to know each other in the kitchen and waiting for the others. Little do they know, a limousine pulled up and out pops two most popular mtv teenage cartoon idiots.
"Whoa, Beavis look, this is our new house. Uh-huh-huh-huh, huh-huh." Said Butthead.
"Cool, we're gonna score. Hmm-hmm-heh." Said Beavis.
[Beavis and Butthead's interview]
"Y'all wanna guess where Miami is gonna be at?" Asked the production crew.
"Uh, in highland? Uh-huh-huh-huh." Butthead guessed.
"No, in Florida." Said the producer.
"Oh yeah, hmm-hmm-heh. But is Florida in highland? Heh-heh." Beavis asked.
"No dumb ass, Florida is like somewhere else. Uh-huh-huh." Said Butthead.
"Oh yeah, hmm-hmm-heh." Said Beavis.
Beavis and Butthead- age 14, Highland, The head banging dynamic duos.
[Beavis and Butthead's interview]
"Uh, what's the show called again? Uh-huh-huh-huh." Butthead asked.
"Yeah, hmm-hmm-heh." Beavis replied.
"It's called bad kids go to Miami." The producer said.
"Cool, uh-huh-huh. Hey Beavis, we're on tv. Uh-huh-huh-huh." Said Butthead.
"Cool. Hmm-hmm-heh." Said Beavis.
The two dimwitted teenagers walked inside the house and curiously look around.
"Uh, hello? Uh-huh-huh." Butthead called out.
"Hey Butthead check it out, video games. Heh-heh-heh." Beavis said as he and Butthead walked in the arcade room.
"Yo, I here some more people." Beast boy said excitedly. Him and Abby walked in the arcade room and saw Beavis and Butthead.
"What's up, guys?" Said Abby.
"Yo, what's up what's up?" Said Beast boy.
"Hey how it going? Hmm-hmm-heh." Said Beavis.
"I'm Abigail and this is Beast boy." Said Abby.
"I'm Butthead. Uh-huh-huh." Said Butthead.
"Yeah, and I'm Beavis. Hmm-hmm-heh-heh." Said Beavis.
Abby and Beast boy looked at each other confused. "Um...Butthead...?" They both said.
[Beast boy's interview]
"Oooooooooook!" He said confused.
Meanwhile, a limousine pulled up and out pops a female character with a green dress, black sandals and pink rabbit ears.
"My palace!" Louise said, as she walked in smiling.
[Louise's interview]
"Out of my family, I'm always the best, and I'm gonna be the star of the show.
Louise Belcher- Bob's Burgers, age 9, The Hellraiser.
[Louise's interview]
"I'm the queen of schemes, I lie, I manipulate and I connive. So don't cross me, or you'll die."
"I'M HOOOOOOOOME, where my baddies at??" Louise shouted.
Abby, Beast boy, Beavis and Butthead walked out of the arcade room and greeted.
"Finally, another girl. I'm Abby." She greeted.
"I'm Louise Belcher from bob's burgers." She greeted back.
"I'm Beast boy, I'm loving them pink bunny ears." He said.
"Thanks beastie." Said Louise.
"Beastie? Guys, she called me beastie." He said Beavis and Butthead.
"Cool. Hmm-hmm-heh-heh." Said Beavis.
Cindy and Caesar's limousine is pulling up in front of the house, and they got out.
"I see another limousine." Louise said as she and the others went outside.
"Sup my bitches." Said Cindy.
"And Brooklyn is in the house." Caesar replied.
The kids hugged and greet them. "You're from Brooklyn New York? I'm from jump city California." Said Beast boy.
"Uhhh, ain't there supposed to be like, seven of us? Uhh-huh-huh. Butthead asked.
"Are we missing someone?" Caesar asked.
"We're missing one more girl, her." Abby said, pointing at Dijonay's picture.
"She look like she could be a problem." Said Cindy.
"But we don't know that for sure until we meet her." Said Abby.
"Still, she better not be a problem. I don't wanna wait on this bitch any longer, let's go out." Said Cindy.
"Yeah, and find some chicks. Hmm-hmm-heh-heh-heh." Said Beavis.
"Yeah. Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh." Butthead agreed.
"I agree with Beavis, let's go out and explore." Said Beast boy.
"Ok, C'mon y'all." Said Abby. The kids and teenagers got in the limo bus to go to the mall.
Later on, the last limousine pulled up out pops an African American girl with blonde hair.
[Dijonay's interview]
"I'm a little mean and selfish, but I don't care, I always get what I want whether they like or not."
Dijonay Jones- The Proud Family, age 14, Smithville California, The Promiscuous Princess
Dijonay walks in the mansion to see who else is home, she sees the other kid's pictures.
"Hellooooooo? Is anyone home? OMG, these kids don't look bad. Pink bunny ears? Really like how old is she? Three? Five? Eww, green guys are so not my type. Aaayyyeee, he's cute, I hope she's ghetto fabulous like me." She said as she looked at Louise, Beast boy, Caesar and Abby's picture.
Dijonay decided to write how she feel about them on their pictures. She wrote "attitude adjustment" on Cindy's picture, she wrote "pink bunny ears? How old are you?" On Louise's picture, she wrote "not my type" on Beast boy's picture, and she wrote "call me baby" alone with her phone number on Caesar's picture.
Meanwhile, the kids are shopping at brickell city center mall. Louise and Cindy are looking at Claire's while the rest are at Spencer's gifts. Beavis and Butthead saw a pretty girl and decided to flirt with her but it quickly backfired.
"Hey baby, I have a big house, you wanna come home to Butthead? Uhh-huh-huh." He flirted to the girl.
"Yeah, yeah, me too. Hmm-hmm-heh-heh." Said Beavis.
"Get lost you losers." The girl said as she walked away.
"Way to go butt munch, you scared her away. Uh-huh-huh." Butthead argued to Beavis.
"No way, you did. Hmm-hmm-heh." He argued back.
"What's going on with you two?" Beast boy asked.
"I almost scored with a chick when Beavis scared her off. Uh-huh-huh."
"Guys, that's not how you ask a girl out, it's all about politeness and communication."
"Uh, what? Uh-huh-huh." Butthead asked, confused.
Beast boy just sighed. "Look, we'll talk about it when we get back to the house."
"C'mon guys, let's find Louise and Cindy so we can go home." Said Abby.
The kids got home and Abby immediately noticed the writings on their pictures.
[Abby's interview]
"We came home and I saw writings on our pictures."
"Guys, someone wrote on our pictures." She said as her and the others look.
"Uh, what fart knocker wrote on our pictures? Uh-huh-huh." Butthead asked.
"ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT?! I think I know the bitch who wrote that shit." Said Cindy.
"Who?" Caesar asked.
"She's in the house and we're gonna find her, tie her up and torcher her with tasers, chainsaws, whips and..." Louise continued.
"Louise, Louise, we don't need to do all that to her." Abby replied.
"I do."
"BITCH, WHERE YOU AT, HO???" Cindy shouted.
Beavis and Butthead started chucking at what Louise said . "Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh, whip." Said Butthead.
"Yeah, Yeah, and a chainsaw, yeah RRRAAAAAAAGGGGHHH, That would be cool. Hmm-hmm-heh." Beavis replied.
[Cindy's interview]
"This bitch better have a good explanation why she wrote on our pictures, if I don't like her explanation, she's gonna get fucked up by me on a first night."
Dijonay is in the bedroom balcony relaxing till she hears Cindy screaming and coming upstairs.
[Dijonay's interview]
"I'm upstairs in the bedroom balcony chilling and I heard someone screaming "bitch" and "ho." So I decided to wait here let them find me."
Cindy, Louise and Abby finds Dijonay in their bedroom.
"Aye ladies." She said politely.
"Don't aye ladies me bitch, we know you did it." Cindy said fuming.
"Excuse me? Did what?" She asked.
"Did you wrote on our pictures?" Abby asked.
"Oh yeah, but I don't remember what I wrote so...yeah."
"Wow, she's a good liar." Louise said to Abby.
"What am I'm lying about?" Dijonay asked.
"BITCH, YOU WROTE ON MY PICTURE SAYING I NEED AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT. Cindy screamed. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM?" She asked.
"Ok, if you wanna know, first off my name is Dijonay Jones, and second, what I wrote on your pictures is not directly towards you." She explained.
"BULLSHIT."
"And all that screaming and attitude you're giving me, I don't think I want to get to know you now."
"WELL THEN FUCK YOU THEN BITCH, YOU'RE UGLY ANYWAYS. Matter of fact, I finna write on your picture." She said as she about to but Dijonay stopped her.
"Oh no you're not, don't even think about it." She said.
"DON'T TOUCH ME HO." Cindy shouted, almost hitting Dijonay.
"Oh you wanna fight me now?" She asked.
"Guys wait a minute." Said Abby.
"What's up?" Cindy asked, getting in her face.
"Bitch you better move, you better..." all of a sudden, Dijonay threw her drink at Cindy. Her and Cindy started pulling each other's hair. Cindy is pounding the back of Dijonay's head, Louise decided to jump in and pulls Dijonay's hair.
"GUYS STOP." Abby shouted as her, Beast boy and the security guards try's to separate them.