So, I just heard yesterday that The Marvels had delayed its release date to November 10th, but let's face it, no one really cares about this film. Sure, Iman Vellani will be great as Kamala and I'm hoping Brie Larson gives a better performance and proves her haters wrong, but I'm just not that excited about this film. It was initially supposed to release on February 17th, 2023, before it was switched with Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania. Speaking of which, the film is not being well-received by critics and audiences from what I've heard, having gained 48% on Rotten Tomatoes, so it looks like another run-of-the-mill Marvel movie, which is a shame, since I was excited about this movie and I wanted to see Jonathan Majors as Kang.
Just like in my previous Ms. Marvel fanfic, "Captain Marvel meets Ms. Marvel", Yvvone Strahovski will be Carol Danvers/Ms. Marvel and she will now hail from Earth-838, from "Multiverse of Madness", and it will be loosely based on Aragon II Elessar's "Trolling Diaz". If you're questioning why Carol has a sense of humor in this fic, well, the MCU is pretty much the superhero sitcom show nowadays and Brie Larson's Carol doesn't have that much personality. This fic will have things that won't make sense at all, so don't take this too seriously.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It belongs to Marvel Studios and Kevin Feige.
New York City, New York, Eart-199999
Under the orders of the Supreme Intelligence, Yon-Rogg was sent to Earth to hunt down Carol Danvers in retalitation for her coupe against them almost thirty years ago. The Kree Empire had been aware that Danvers was residing on Earth as one of its protectors and was present in the fight against Thanos the previous year, so they needed to make sure she wouldn't interfere with their plans to eradicate the Skrull refugees, led by Talos. For his mission, he was given a green bodysuit with olive green accents, black gloves and boots and a green helmet with a crimson red visor. He also had his Magnitron Gauntlets ready.
Upon his arrival on Earth, he searched for Danvers everywhere, as he was determined to settle their score when he was defeated by her in the Mojave Desert years ago, but to no avail, as he thought that Davners had disappeared. Suddenly, a blonde woman was flying around and appeared behind Yon-Rogg, clad in a black leotard with a yellow lightning crest on it and a red sash wrapped on her thighs, a black domino mask that exposed her blue eyes, black elbow-length gloves and black knee-high boots.
"May I help you?" The woman mockingly asked Yon-Rogg, who turned around and faced her.
"Vers?" Yon-Rogg asked.
"Vers?" The woman muttered in disbelief. "Now that's a name I've never heard of."
Yon-Rogg used his Magnitron Gauntlets to manipulate gravity and launched a wave of energy at the woman, who evaded it easily.
"You missed." The woman sarcastically remarked.
Yon-Rogg was bewildered in disbelief as he couldn't believe the way this mysterious woman just arrived and managed to evade his attack. Suddenly, the woman flew at Yon-Rogg and landed an uppercut to check, sending him staggering to the ground.
"Who are you?" Yon-Rogg snarled as he got back on his feet.
"I'm Carol Danvers, but probably not the one you're expecting." Danvers said casually. "I come from a dimension called Earth-838. I was accidentally transported to this place and I found out my younger, less interesting counterpart was out fighting alien threats outside Earth, so I had to take her place for a while. This should be fun."
Enraged, Yon-Rogg charged at Danvers and attempted to attack her, who managed to evade his blows by moving her body around.
"Woah. Easy there, buddy." Danvers quipped, which surprised Yon-Rogg, since he couldn't imagine his version of Vers telling jokes.
Her attitude still pissed off Yon-Rogg as he tried to attack Danvers and threw a kick at her, which Danvers easily ducked. Yon-Rogg was irritated by the way Danvers ducked his attacks before he was hit by one of her projectiles, which set him lying on the ground.
"What's the matter?" Danvers taunted. "Tired?"
"No matter what version of you, I will destroy you! I've had enough of your insolence!" Yon-Rogg declared.
"I'd like to see you try." Danvers taunted.
Yon-Rogg charged at Danvers and attempted to attack her again, this time with his photon blasts. Luckily, Danvers was able to dodge them before she shot her own photon blasts and struck him in the chest. Yon-Rogg got up and tried to use his gauntlets at her, but Danvers evaded his attack by flying above the air.
"You're just as insufferable as the Vers I know." Yon-Rogg snarled.
"Really? Says the guy who can't win a fight. For a Kree Empire commander, you sure are a wimp." Danvers quipped, infuriating Yon-Rogg.
Yon-Rogg shot his photon blast at Danvers, who blocked it using her energy shield. Yon-Rogg once again used his blasts at her, but Danvers flew around and dodged his attack before the two of them engaged in one-on-one combat. Yon-Rogg attempted to strike Danvers, but she managed to dodge his attacks and kicked him in the face. Yon-Rogg wiped his nose as he saw blood coming from his nostrils and smirked.
"You will pay for this!" Yon-Rogg declared.
"Then what are you waiting for? I'm getting bored already." Danvers taunted as she yawned.
Yon-Rogg charged at Danvers, who managed to evade his attack by leaping through the air, leaving him bewildered. Yon-Rogg turned around and shot his blasts at her, but she evaded them through her speed and landed a strike on his chin, before leaping through the air and landing strikes on the face and kicking him on the chest, sending him staggering on the floor. As Yon-Rogg struggled to get up, Danvers landed and approached him, with Yon-Rogg confused as to how she managed to defeat him easily.
"Wow, that was too easy." Danvers quipped. "That didn't satisfy me at all."
"How?" Yon-Rogg said.
"Simple. You just think yourself better than anyone else, but you're just trash that needs to be taken out." Danvers mocked. "Thanos was much more challenging than this. See ya!"
Danvers then turned back and began hovering in the air, flying out of the site and leaving Yon-Rogg behind. When she returned to her universe again, she once again returned to her position as Ms. Marvel and looked back on her fight against an alternate Yon-Rogg, which was definitely one of the happiest moments in her life.
And that's the end of the story. Hope I made everyone laugh in this fic.
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