A young man with black hair in a gray hoodie sighed in relief after finishing his model kit, the Perfect Grade 00 Exia in all its glory; standing proud with its sword underneath the fully articulated hands while glowing the green light of the Trans-Arms effect while the extra work of panel lining and airbrushing while eliminating the seams with glue make the Gundam feel action figure like. The boy's red eye shine with glee as he loves the outcome of his work, "Four hundred dollars and 4 months of work have finally paid off. Now I can call myself a true Gunpla builder!" He placed the toy on his display shelf next to other model kits and activated the light feature. Smiling to himself as he is pleased with his work, his stomach growls, "Now I can finally eat my lunch."
The boy turns on the television before heading to the kitchen. Looking into the fridge and wondering what to eat, "Maybe a grilled cheese sounds good right about now. Or I can make spaghetti and save the rest for dinner tonight." While deciding what to eat, the news was on and telling of the weather forecast.
Stay in your homes, folks! Because we have a severe thunderstorm coming into the Spearfish area. Be sure to stay away from any windows, this is going to be the biggest summer storm that South Dakota has ever faced.
Then the television went off as the broadcast went off the air and only showed the warning while blurting out that obnoxious sound making the young man cover his ears in pain, 'Dammit! I thought I left home to avoid the noise!" As soon the noise stopped, he went over and looked at the television screen stating the warning, "Thunderstorm, eh. I better lock up the place and get Ash into the house." Soon he went outside and was greeted by a ash colored fur cat with white paws entering the house, "Nevermind." He then locks the door and heads back to the kitchen to prepare his lunch quickly. Unknown of the strange blue sparks coming out of the light as they flicker. The television glitches, showcasing a few magical runes, burning the screen. Later that day, the young man surfed the channels to see if anything was on but they were all off the air due to the storm. He groans and leans back, "Nothing better to do…." then the lights flicker rapidly, "Huh?" He got up and inspect the lights, then the television screen showed the magic runes again, this time they started to light up, "What the fuck?"
As he approached the television, it exploded magical energy that knocked him back to his couch. He hears screams, moans, and laughter. His ears hear elven language being translated and his eye see nine women, two were dark elves, one light skinned elf and six were human. And they all are wearing very revealing clothing. His vision was then covered by two large….erm…. Let's say that he didn't expect it to happen. And soon there was a push away from him and several women in his living room.
"[Olga-sama!]" A blond dark elf said in concern
"[I am fine, Chloe. Though I have no idea where we are now.]" The black haired dark elf, now named Olga, said to her. The young man couldn't understand what they were saying though. Olga quickly glared at the man, "[Human! Where are we? Speak up or my servant will slit your throat!]" She demanded as Chloe pointed her sword at his throat. But that was knocked away as another woman, in very ineffective armor, slashes her blade away from the man.
"[You will not lay a finger on this civilian!]" Her hair is brown tied into a bun, and boy, she looks very hot.
"[Cellestine, are you alright?]" A blonde knight asked a white skinned elf with blonde hair as she is slowly getting up,
"[Yes, I am quite alright. Thank you, Alicia.]" Celestine responded back,
"What the fuck is going on in my house?" Then a pink haired girl goes to him,
"[Are you alright?]" She asked,
"What? I can't understand you?" He said in confusion.
"[Enough banter! We must eliminate the threat!]" The unnamed knight points her sword at Chloe and Olga,
"[Claudia, I am not sure it is right to cause violence in this man's home]" Celestine tried to calm the knight down, then a red head women in a leotard with a exposed cleavage enter the conversation,
"[What little harm would blood do?]" She shrugged it off,
"[Maybe the owner would not like his home getting dirty, Maia]" A girl with black hair said to her, then a little girl(?) with a large battle ax laughed it off,
"[Then he is not much of a man if he get turned away from blood!]"
The young man got in between, "Okay okay. I sense some fighting intention, so how about I introduce myself." They paused and looked at the sole male of the house, "My name is Phantom."
"[What is he saying?]"
"[I don't know but he is interfering]"
"[Come to think of it, his language is strange. And so is this area]"
"[I never in a place full of light magic.]" One of them pointed at the light bulbs.
The blonde dark elf then wrapped her arm around Phantom's neck and pointed her knife against his neck, "[Where are we, human? And why are we here?]" The blade is pressed hard against his neck, making him bleed a bit,
"Ow! Ow Ow! Easy there, you're going to kill me!" He said in a angry tone,
"[Olga-sama, can find a way to get out of this place?]" Chloe asked,
The dark haired elf uses the staff in her hand and chants, but nothing happens, "[What this? My magic seemed to be gone?]" She glared at Phantom, "[What have you done!?]"
"Okay, I feel some murder intention. I wish I could help but-"
"[Let go of the civilian at once!]" Claudia demanded, charging towards Chloe with her sword in the air,
"Oh fuck!" Phantom quickly grabs a wooden cane and blocks her attack, "Okay. No killing in my bloody house!"
"[Out of the way, civilian!]" Claudie yelled at him,
"[Would it be wrong if she would kill him along with the dark elves?"] Maia asked, then soon the girls started to argue over the ethics of defeating an enemy.
"What the fuck is going on with my life now!?" The arguing continues until a phone rings from Phantom's pants. They all looked at the boy as he pulled the device from his pocket and answered, "Hello?...Mom? Yeah, I am okay…. Just some power outage that scares Ash, now I have to find him….. Call you later, and see you in a couple of weeks." He hangs up and sees the confused looks on their faces, "What?" A burning feeling on his hand, which made him drop his phone, "Oh shit!"
As the device hit the ground, a blue energy expelled out and caused an effect on everyone in the room. Then the phone went back to normal, "Okay. That was weird. Isekai Adventure Weird." Then a sharp pain hits his cheek, "Ow! Bitch!"
"Human! What have you done to Lady Olga!" Chloe screamed at the man,
"I don't know!" His eyes widened in realization, "Huh? I can understand you?"
The women in the house also realized this as well, "We can…" Olga said,
"What is going on?" Cellestine asked the homeowner, which he sighed.
"First of all, put your damn weapons down. I don't want a damn war in my house, unless we're playing some fucking games, no killing in my damn home." He looked at them angrily, which they hesitate but put down their weapons if they want answers, "Alright, gather at the table. While I prepare drinks." Phantom then leaves their sight and into his kitchen.
FEW MINUTES LATER
"Alright, I brought some ice tea." He enters his dining room and sees one side of the corner is Olga and Chloe glaring at Cellestine and her group, who glares back. He chuckled nervously, "Okay, let's start off with some introduction. Hello, my name is Phantom but some of my friends call me Hero."
"That is an odd name for a human." Olga commented,
"Well it's more of a name I feel comfortable using. So it's your turn."
"Olga Discordia, queen of the Dark Elves."
"Chloe. That is much I can tell you."
"Alicia Arcturus, and this here is my cousin, Prim Fiorire." She gestured to the pink haired girl, who waves to the man,
"Nice to meet you." She smiled, damn too cute.
"Likewise, little lady." Phantom greeted back with a western accent,
"Maia, I don't have a last name." The red head answer, spinning the tea she was given,
"Ruu Ruu. You really blocked that attack real good!" The small woman said,
"Kaguya. Sorry for the mess." The girl with black haired answered, though a bit unemotional,
"No worries, nobody is dead."
"Claudia Levantine" She said in a stern tone, "And this here is the reincarnated goddess, Cellestine Lucross."
The elf waves to Phantom, "It's a pleasure to meet you, and thank you for your hospitality"
"It's in my blood to help others. So could any of you girls explain what in the nine circle of hell is going on?" Phantom asked. They looked at each and explained everything to him, which took him a good few hours. Needless to say, he looks worn out from the history of war between the two elves while twitching the thought of magic and monster, "Normally I would say that you girls are insane. But considering what happened today, I am inclined to believe." He sighed deeply,
"So where are we?" Maia asked, then Phantom got up and opens the curtains revealing cars driving by, house with slight damage from the storm and buildings nearby,
"Welcome to the modern world of 20XX!"
"Modern world?"
"20XX?"
They heard a quiet growl and turned their attention to their host, "whoops all this insanity made me forget that I was planning lunch," He gave out a nervous chuckle, "Anyone hungry?"
Spaghetti is served among the group of ten, though meatless because of the elves in company. Phantom happily slurped his favorite meal while keeping an eye on his guests. So far, not great as they are eating while half of the group are glaring against the dark elves, who are glaring back. Well it ain't a group dinner without some sense of awkwardness. The man whispered to Prim, "Um, how long are they going to keep staring at each other like that?"
"I don't know," she whispered back, "But we need to find a solution or otherwise it might get unpleasant," He noticed some sauce on her face, so he grabbed a napkin and cleaned it off for her,
"I guess I have someone liking my cooking," He chuckled, in return the pink haired girl giggled in response,
"Sorry, didn't mean to make a mess on myself,"
"It's fine-" then a fork almost grazed his cheek, he turned to see an angry Alicia, "I guess you're the big sister of the little lady,"
"Don't-"
"Let me stop you right there," He interrupted her, "First rule in my home, no violence unless I deemed it necessary." He pressed a napkin against his cheek, "Second rule, no weapons on the dinner table. Third rule, if we are going to be living together, then this house is a neutral zone. Whatever beef you guys have with each other, it ends now."
Olga raised an eyebrow at the man, "What makes you think we will listen to your rules?"
"Do you have a way to return home?" He asks them, "I rather not kick you into the street as it will draw unwanted attention. Do you really want that, do you?" The group thought about it. They are in unknown territory, don't know a way back home or have any idea how this territory will react to them. They sighed and let their differences aside… for now. Phantom knows their answer by the look of their face and nods, "Good. Now let's enjoy this meal and I'll figure out your sleeping arrangements." With that, dinner was silent.
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The girls look around the living room and inspect Phantom's collection. Prim and Luu-Luu were amazed by the recently built Exia as if it were a knight. Kaguya looked at framed movie posters of Shin Kamen Rider and Shin Ultraman, she found the language very familiar to home. Maia looks interested in the robotic knights as she finds them cool while looking at the weapons. Olga and Chole took interest in the books left lying on the coffee table, the image of native american man caught their attention. Claudia took an interest in the prop weapons mounted on the wall, believing that Phantom is some kind of knight. Alicia looked into Phantom's manga collection, reading a book about a man and five sisters. Needless to say that she took an interest. And finally, Celestine is also looking at his manga collection, though she is reading Chainsaw Man, she pity and feel bad for the boy.
Phantom came back, "Alright, rooms are ready," He sees that they are interested in his belongings, 'Well as long as they don't steal or destroy my things, I guess it will be alright,' then he claps his hands loud enough to for them to hear, "Alright before we go to bed. How about a movie?"
"What's a movie?" Luu-Luu asked,
"I'll answer all your questions tomorrow morning," he answered, "Let's enjoy this first night together with a movie,"
"You made it sound like a fun camping experience," Maia dryly said,
"Trying to make the best of a situation," he grins at her, then goes to the television and picks a movie out for them. The group just goes along with it as they don't want to gain ire of their host since he is the only one who is willing to house them. They take a spot on the couch and floor.
They seemed to be glued to the screen as they watched Spirited Away. Curious about the look of the film and story of it. But held their tongue as the answers will come tomorrow. Their first night seemed to be calm, after years of war and bloodshed, they feel at ease with this host.
A/N: This was written in 2021. Inspired by Kuroinu Women in My House, so I made one in my own way. Hope you guys enjoy this.