"So… you have legs."
"Yep."
"And a tail."
"Yepperino."
"And you're speaking with modern day slang even though you come from who knows how long ago."
"Yessiree. I'd say that's totally "tubular", as you fellas put it."
"Yeah, I'm practically over one thousand years old, and even I'm not saying stuff like that. I really need to have you learn how to speak normally from someone formal… perhaps Dusknoir or Lugia would be good candidates?"
"Those dudes sound totally radical, bro. Any chance we could "hit them up" sometime, man?"
"Oh dear Arceus, what has been unleashed upon this world?"