"IT WAS EARLY SUMMERTIME IN ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE'S BACKYARD, AND THE TWO WERE LIVIN' IT UP WITH A NICE SUMMER BARBECUE!"
"Here ya go Bullwinkle!" Rocky smiled, handing an enormous plate of mustard and ketchup-covered hotdogs over to his frequently-pecking friend.
"Thanks, Rock!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, poking his head out from Rocky's inflatable pool and devouring every hotdog in a few seconds.
"Boy, you must've been hungry!" Rocky exclaimed, noting the speed at which the moose devoured the hotdogs.
"I think I've got another growth spurt a-comin', Rocky!" Bullwinkle gleefully smiled.
"Well then I'll go put some more hotdogs on the grill!" Rocky darted back towards the grill.
"MEANWHILE, LURKING IN THE SHADOWS WERE A COUPLE OF LURKING LURKERS THAT LURKED, AND THESE LURKERS IN PARTICULAR WERE KNOWN AS—"
"BORIS AND NATASHA!" Natasha exclaimed, immediately wanting the narrator to say their names for once in his life.
"And peep our latest ewil scheme, yo!" Boris hollered, yanking out a black raygun with green accents.
"WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THAT INVENTION YOU'VE GOT THERE?"
"Ees shrink ray, and yu probably already know how ve goink to do eet!" Boris chuckled, firing the beam directly at the moose and squirrel.
(*--KA-PEW!*)
"WITHIN A FEW NANOSECONDS, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE BOTH SHRANK TO THE SIZE OF ANTS, LEAVING THE WORLD THEY KNEW BEHIND AND INTO A STRANGE, MASSIVE, NEW ONE!"
"WHAT TH--" Rocky exclaimed in disbelief, he and Bullwinkle now surrounded by leviathan-sized blades of grass and twigs.
"DA!" Boris cackled, laughing maliciously at what had just occurred. "I YAM EWIL GENIUS!!"
"BUT BEFORE BORIS AND NATASHA COULD BURN THE NOW-TINY ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, BORIS'S TRIGGER FINGER HAD OTHER IDEAS, PRESSING THE BUTTON AND FIRING ANOTHER BEAM--"
(*PEW!*)
"--WHICH SOON RICOCHETED OFF A MIRROR, AND BACK AT THEM, CAUSING BORIS AND NATASHA TO ALSO SHRINK DOWN TO THE SIZE OF INSECTS!"
"Ohh, NICE GOINK GENIUS BOY!" Natasha sarcastically replied.
"--SHARRUP YU TINY MOUF!"
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "The Incredible Shrinking Moose!" OR "Mr. Big Stuff!"!"