THE TRIAL OF DAKOOLGUY
Phoenix Wright woke up in the middle of nowhere.
"Where am I?"
Phoenix searched his memories.
"AH!" He exclaimed, having found his memories.
It was just a few minutes ago, to Phoenix. He was in his office when the phone rang.
"Hello? Is this Phoenix Wright?" said the man on the phone.
"Yes, this is he. What's up?" said Phoenix.
"Hi, I am dakoolguy. r/AceAttorney is saying bad stuff."
Phoenix was quite a fan of the Race Attorney, so he was about to protest, but then, as if that very thought was toxic to him, his memories blanked from there.
"I've got to figure out what happened."
Phoenix decided that it would be best to consult his actions until now with Maya who might know. He went to the office and Maya was there.
"Hey Maya could you-"
"MARRY ME NICK!"
"What the fuck no you're like three years old."
"MARRY ME NICK!"
"AAAAAAAAAAH!"
Phoenix ran out of the house but Maya burst out and ran after him but he was too fast. Fortunately, an athlete was running past on his evening jog so Maya stabbed him to death and channeled him and became the athlete so she could run faster and she caught up with Phoenix.
Maya carried Phoenix back to the office with the athlete's strength and chained him to the desk.
"Now, we shall get married and there is nothing you can do to stop me, ahahahaha!" cackled Maya.
"This isn't like Maya... what happened to her?" said Phoenix.
MEANWHILE...
"Is everything going to plan?" said a man.
"Yes, my league, except for one little problem."
"Ah yes, Phoenix Wright, I presume? I must prepare a counterattack for if he gets too close to the truth, and I fear he will come too close to the truth. Do ensure that does not happen, won't you? It would be terrible for you if he got too close to your bride, the truth, Miles Edgeworth."
"Of course... dakoolguy." said Edgeworth.
TO BE CONTINUED...