THE TRIAL OF DAKOOLGUY 3
Maya punched Phoenix across the courtroom, knocking him out!
"I say, hold Miss Fey in contempt of cAAAH" shouted the judge but Edgeworth stole his gavel so he couldn't make demands any more.
Maya walked up to Phoenix and grabbed him by the collar but then Storm came and and hit her with the box that was in his court record.
"Ow, fuck you you're weak!" said Maya.
"But you said ow." said Storm.
"STFU DO NOT INTERFERE!" Maya did an athletic kick on Storm, which sent him to the floor! Maya turned to Phoenix and jumped on him!
"AHHH MAYA GET OFF ME!" shouted Phoenix waking up from being knocked out. Maya grabbed his fists, preventing him from fighting back.
Suddenly, the doors busted open!
"STORM, I'M HERE!" shouted a man in a green school uniform with black hair.
"Thank goodness, Argus!" shouted Storm. Argus helped Storm to his feet and they both grabbed swords and pointed them at Maya.
"Now, bitch, release Phoenix Wright!" shouted Argus. "You cannot overcome the unrivalled friendship of Argus Hakan and Storm Sente!"
(Argus Hakan is a character from Hexepta: Logic Hack which was never released but the fangame Hexepta: Mayor Attack was released and it's very good go play it after you finish reading this chapter!)
"Hmph," said Maya. "It seems I must yield for now. But remember to fear us, Phoenix, for I have achieved what I set out to take from you. Mhmhmhmhm, ha ha ha ha ha ha! Until next time..."
Maya sprung out of the courtroom through a hole in the wall that someone blasted at some point during the fight.
"Hey, where'd Edgeworth go?" said Phoenix.
"Seems like he ran away too, and so must we lest the enemy returns," said Argus.
The Woods
Deciding that it would be stupid and foolish to go back to the office where an ambush would no doubt await them, Phoenix, Storm and Argus went into the woods outside Los Angeles.
"Something concerns me," said Storm. "Maya said she got something from the trial but what was it that she got?"
"Phoenix did something happen to you?" said Argus.
"I did feel very strange while she was attacking me but I'm unsure what could have caused it..." said Phoenix.
"Well, let's get some sleep, I don't know about you but I just fought a great battle today and I'm exhausted," said Storm.
"Okay my best friend, good night everyone!" said Argus.
Argus, Storm and Phoenix went to sleep, unaware of the new threat that watched them from behind the trees.
A FEW HOURS AGO
DAKOOLGUY'S SECRET LABORATORY
"Did you extract the specimen?" said Edgeworth.
"Yeah I fucked that Phoenix's brains out," said Maya. "I'm pregnant with our kid now, once he's born we'll enlist him into our organization.
"Heh..." said Edgeworth. "There is no need to wait, for our boss has given us a handy weapon that will accelerate the process."
Edgeworth took out the growth gun, which has many functions but one of them is making kids grow up faster than normal. He pointed the growth gun at Maya and shot it! And then she got really big.
"Oh god fuck it's like vore!" said Edgeworth.
"SHUT UP AND DO IT PROPERLY!" said Maya and she spit out all her hamburgers to return to normal size.
"OKAY!" said Edgeworth. He pointed the growth gun at her more carefully and shot the fetus. The fetus grew at a rapid pace until it bust out of her!
"Who might I be?" the baby, now boy, now man muttered.
"You are to help us defeat your father, Phoenix Wright, so that he and your mother may be united in matrimony," said Edgeworth.
"Do you quite understand how ineffective of an answer that is to my query?" said the man.
"Ah yes, of course," grinned Edgeworth.
"We shall call you..." said Maya. "...John Phoenix."
TO BE CONTINUED
STOLE UR EMOJIS LMAO
👨 - Phoenix Wright