THE TURNABOUT OF DAKOOLGUY
CHAPTER 4
TURNABOUT FOREST
Storm's eyes slowly lifted open.
"Haaa, good morning everyone," said Storm and he lifted himself off the grass. He turned towards Argus and saw that he was DEAD?
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Storm, a scream so loud that it woke Phoenix up!
"Storm y' damn fuckin animal I'm tryna sleep here!" yawned Phoenix but then he screamed too!
ARGUS HAKAN LAY ON THE GROUND STILL AND DIDN'T WAKE UP TO THEIR SCREAMS BECAUSE HE IS DEAD, AND IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO WAKE UP TO PEOPLE SCREAMING WHEN YOU'RE DEAD SO HE STAYED LYING THERE CAUSE OF THAT!
"ARGUS! MY FRIEND! WHAT HAPPENED?" shouted Storm.
Suddenly, a police car skidded next to them.
"Alright pals what's going on?" said Detective Gumshoe.
"Gumshoe? What are you doing here I thought you were in poverty."
"It's all thanks to you pal, now that you exposed Mr. Price as Richard Wellington I don't have to pay to live in his apartment any more, heh heh!" said Gumshoe. "Anyway what happened?"
"I don't know, I woke up because Storm screamed and Argus was dead," said Phoenix.
"In that case there can be only ONE culprit!" said Gumshoe and he put handcuffs on Storm.
"WHAT?" shouted Storm. "BUT PHOENIX COULD'VE DONE IT!"
"No pal, because he was asleep."
Gumshoe threw Storm into the police car and Meekins drove it to jail.
"Wait Gumshoe, I will defend my friend Storm Sente because that's what friends are for!" said Phoenix.
"Okay pal."
NOVEMBER 24, 10AM
LOS ANGELES JAIL
VISITOR'S ROOM
"I didn't do it," said Storm.
"OK," said Phoenix.
It was time to repay Storm for what he did for Phoenix earlier (defend him in court).
NOVEMBER 24, 10AM
LOS ANGELES FOREST
CRIME SCENE
Phoenix went to the investigation place and the body was gone.
"Hey pal," said Gumshoe. "We arrested Storm because his footprints were found going to Argus' body and that's when he stabbed him, they were made during the night."
FOOTPRINTS RECEIVED FROM DETECTIVE GUMSHOE
"Detective Gumshoe I'm here with the autopsy report," said the coroner. "It was a verrrrry interesting specimen."
"Thank you Ana, give one to Phoenix too!" said Gumshoe.
Ana gave Phoenix the autopsy report and it said that Argus was stabbed in the heart.
NOVEMBER 24, 10AM
LOS ANGELES COURT
COURTROOM NO. 2
"Hellooooo!" said the judge.
"Let us begin this POINTLESS trial for this OBVIOUSLY GUILTY defendant, Storm Sente," said the prosecutor.
"Oh and you are?" said the judge.
"My name is John Phoenix, legendary prosecutor. Every case I have taken, I have solved within seconds."
"Uhhh I've never heard of you," said Phoenix.
"Of course you haven't, for you were in the forest my whole career. I joined the prosecutor's office yesterday, you see."
"But then how can you be a legend?"
"Didn't you hear me, Fright? I said I solved cases in SECONDS. You amateur ought to head back to the forest where homeless swine such as yourself belong."
"Now now, Mr. John Phoenix, let's all get along!" said the judge.
"No," said John Phoenix and he shot the judge in the head, and he was rushed to hospital.
"Welcome, Phoenix Wright, to MY courtroom," said John Phoenix who wasn't arrested because the bullet didn't kill the judge and he was going to be okay.
John Phoenix called his first witness, Detective Gumshoe.
===WITNESS TESTIMONY===
-The Investigation-
"Argus Hakan was sleeping in the forest with Phoenix Wright and Storm Sente."
"While Phoenix was asleep, Storm Sente woke up and went over to Argus."
"We know it was Storm because his footprints match his shoes.
"He then stabbed Argus in the stomach."
"OBJECTION!" shouted Phoenix. "But according to the autopsy report, he was stabbed in the heart!"
"HUH?" shouted Gumshoe. "But I found the body and I'm sure it was the stomach."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" shouted John Phoenix (it was an exclamation bubble). "This contradiction means nothing other than that the coroner is an idiot."
"SHIT!" said Phoenix.
"Now, on with the trial," said John Phoenix, and he called his witness to the stand.
"(Can that really be all there is to that contradiction?)" thought Phoenix.
A hobo came to the stand.
"Hi I'm Seven," said Seven.
"Nobody cares about your name or your "occupation" you meaningless piece of street trash," said John Phoenix. "Just testify."
===WITNESS TESTIMONY===
-What This Hobo Saw-
"This old hobo was sleeping in the forest when he saw Phoenix, Storm and Argus come near."
"They slept, but then I heard footsteps."
"There, I saw someone going over to Argus!"
"He stabbed him and killed him!"
"HOLD IT!" shouted Phoenix. "What did the man look like?"
"He was dressed in blue from head to toe."
"OBJECTION!" shouted Phoenix. "I PRESENT THE ART OF STORM SENTE!"
"Which one?" said John Phoenix.
"THIS ONE!" shouted Phoenix and he presented imgur,com/a/H9HljxT
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH" screamed Storm.
"Sorry, sorry, this one!" said Phoenix and he presented imgur,com/a/9twQO0g "AS YOU CAN SEE, STORM WEARS BLACK SHOES, NOT BLUE ONES!"
"What does this mean?" asked John Phoenix.
"It means the killer disguised as Storm... but they didn't know he wears black shoes!"
"AHA!" said Seven.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" yelled John Phoenix. "Idiotic attorney, Storm could have just worn blue shoes that day."
"But everyone in the court saw him wearing black shoes!" said Phoenix. "He couldn't have changed shoes!"
"And yet, he did... FOR HE IS WEARING BLUE SHOES RIGHT NOW!"
"WHAT?" shouted Phoenix.
"Ha ha ha ha, if Storm really changed shoes, then where did his black shoes go?" asked John Phoenix.
"(Dammit I know he was wearing black shoes where could they have gone?)" thought Phoenix. "(OH WAIT I KNOW!)"
"I declare Storm Sente-" said John Phoenix.
"OBJECTION!" shouted Phoenix. "I KNOW WHERE THEY WENT!"
"Where?"
"They were stolen... BY THE TRUE CULPRIT!"
"WHAT" shouted Seven.
"Why would he do that?" asked John Phoenix.
"It's simple! The culprit went into the forest wearing blue shoes and went to Argus and killed him! He then went to Storm who fast asleep and took his black shoes then put the blue shoes on him! When Gumshoe came and found the footprints, they matched his blue ones but they actually belong to the culprit! All we have to do to prove it is test for DNA!"
Phoenix called the coroner to the stand.
"Okay" said Ana. "I tested for DNA in the shoes and found some that don't belong to Storm!"
"Well how about that?" said Seven. "I guess that means our friend Storm Sente is inno-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" shouted John Phoenix. "Bwahahaha! I will not allow you to win a case against ME, the God of Prosecution!"
"WHAT!" shouted Phoenix.
"If there really was a third person... then HOW DID THEIR FOOTPRINTS NOT BE LEFT BEHIND?"
"M-Maybe they climbed the trees?"
"IMPOSSIBLE! I am the best climber in the world, and yet not even I could climb those trees! Not even a monkey could do it! It's impossible!"
"NOOOOO!" shouted Phoenix.
"GUARDS!" shouted John Phoenix and a firing squad appeared next to him. "EXECUTE STORM SENTE ON THE SPOT!"
"YES SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!" shouted the guards.
"OBJECTION!" shouted Phoenix. He pointed at John Phoenix. Never before had he met such an evil, yet overly competent opponent. There was only one thing to do. Tears flowed down his face. "...I did it."
"What?"
"I confess. The one who murdered Argus Hakan... was me! KILLER IS PHOENIX WRIIIIIIIGHT!"
It was a lie, of course. Phoenix was asleep the whole time the murder occurred. Yet, there was no longer any other way to save Storm.
"Mr. Phoenix Wright..." grinned John Phoenix. "I knew you would do it, left with no choice."
The guards took aim at Phoenix but John Phoenix stopped them from shooting.
"Actually, guards, since Phoenix is the killer, I would like to change the sentencing."
"Really? To what?"
"TO CAPTURE HIM!" shouted John Phoenix.
"NOT AGAIIIIIIIIIN!" shouted Phoenix.
TO BE CONTINUED