Volectro's Christmas Carol

by 1719720

This is a parody of many adaptations of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. When Bliss Pickens, the narrator of the story, reads Volectro's Christmas Carol which was written by her. It was story about a miser named Natasha Fantale. She owns a mall that was many cartoon employees work in there, but the worst thing what she said was hating Christmas. Will Natasha change her ways?

2. Stave 1

It was Christmas Eve and everyone was having fun. Decorations are hung up on people's houses, presents everywhere and of course, people are bringing the holiday spirit. You can celebrate Christmas on your day, but things might go into a disaster as someone HATES Christmas has come into the town of London and her name was Natasha Fantale. She was walking through town passing some of the people who love Christmas. Every Time they see her, they get sad, angry, disappointed, or even very worried.

(Dexter)

When a cold wind blows, it chills you.

Chills you to the bone.

(Dee Dee)

But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart like being alone.

(Tucker Foley)

It paints you in indifference like a lady paints with rouge.

(Gaz Membrane)

And the worst of the worst,

(Dib Membrane)

The most hated and cursed,

(Gaz Membrane)

Is the one that we call Natasha.

Professor Membrane: Yeah!

(Buttercup)

Unkind as any,

(Phoebe Hyderdahl)

And the wrath of many,

(Buttercup)

This is Natasha Fantale

(All of The Cartoon Characters)

There goes Ms. Humbug,

There goes Ms. Grim.

If they gave a prize for being mean,

The winner would be her.

(Johnny Bravo)

Oh, Natasha, she loves her money. Cause she thinks it gives her power.

(Invader Zim)

If she became a flavor, you can bet she would be sour.

Gir: Blech!

Seimo: Even I, Seimo, do not like Natasha!

(All of The Cartoon Characters)

There goes Ms. Skinflint,

There goes Ms. Greed.

The undisputed master of the underhanded deed.

(Unikitty)

She charges people a fortune for her dark and drafty houses. We poor folk live in misery.

(Puppycorn)

It's even worse for unicorns.

Pinky: *Shivers* Natasha! I was wondering if you have money? No? Aww.

(Animaniacs)

She must be so lonely.

She must be so sad.

She goes to extremes to convince us she's bad.

She's really a victim of fear and of fright.

Look close and there be a sweet woman inside…

Yakko: Nahh!

Wakko: Eh-eh!

Dot: Bad idea.

(All of The Cartoon Characters)

There goes Ms. Outrage,

There goes Ms. Sneer.

She has no time for friends or fun.

Her anger makes that clear.

(Spongebob Squarepants)

Don't ask her for a favor cause his nastiness increases.

(Patrick Star)

No crust of bread for those in need.

Spongebob Squarepants: No food for these people.

Well, it wasn't just Christmas Eve. It also marks the death anniversary of Natasha's late partner, Boris Badenov. "Oh, Boris." Natasha said while she was looking at the picture of her and Boris. "He was a good businessman, but also a good spy."

(All of The Cartoon Characters)

There goes Ms. Heartless,

There goes Ms. Cruel.

She never gives, she only takes, lets her hunger rule.

(Danny Phantom and Jazz Fenton)

If being mean's a way of life, you'd practice and rehearse.

Then all that work is paying off, cause Natasha is getting worse.

(All of The Cartoon Characters)

Everyday in every way, Natasha is getting worse.

Natasha Fatale disliked Christmas the most. She always did not like the people who are spreading the holiday spirit. She did NOT have any fun. She owns a mall called "Natasha Fatale and Boris Badenov's Fantastic and Perfect SuperMall" with Boris' name crossed out. It is because Boris Badenov passed away of heart failure at the age 66. The cartoon employees are working very hard to prepare for the holiday. Jenny Wakeman, one of the Employees of The Month, was decorating the Christmas Tree while singing "Deck the Halls".

(Jenny Wakeman)

Deck the hall with boughs of holly,

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

'Tis the season to be jolly:

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Fill the mead cup, drain the barrel,

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Troul the ancient Christmas carol.

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

After decorating the Christmas Tree, Jenny Wakeman puts a star on top of the tree. Natasha finally got into the mall. She discovered the sigh that was covered in snow. She removed it and she saw two names and one of the names was crossed out. "Boris," Natasha said. "I hope you are really doing good now in Heaven." Then she went inside the mall. Jenny Wakeman saw Natasha come inside the mall. "Welcome back!" Jenny said happily. "I'm glad you're here!" "So…" Natasha said. "What do you want me for?" Then Natasha discovered the Christmas Tree behind Jenny. "What is it?" Natasha asked. "What do you think? Don't you like the Christmas Tree I decorated?" Jenny asked. Suddenly, Natasha was outranged. "Don't you even know that I HATE Christmas?" Natasha said.

Blossom, a hard-working employee, heard Natasha and flew to her. "Natasha, It was the time for us to spread joy and happiness, not hatred." Blossom said. "Well, I always don't have a holiday spirit." Natasha said. "And if you excuse me, I'll go to my office." Well, inside her office was a clerk named Volectro Electroid. He was getting a piece of coal to thaw out his hair and the Electric Ink until Natasha came in. "Oh! Hello, Ms. Natasha!" Volectro said. "What are you doing with that piece of coal?!" Natasha said angrily. "I was trying to thaw out my hair and the Electric Ink." Volectro said. "You already used the piece last week!" Natasha said. "Now get back to work!"

While all the cartoon employees were working, the announcement began to go on. "Attention, we have a visitor who has come into the mall, thank you." said The Announcer. Then the door began to open and then, a cute little blue Powerpuff Girl named Bubbles came in. Volectro and Natasha came in. "Merry Christmas, Natasha!" Bubbles said in a happy tone. "Merry Christmas, MAster Bubbles!" Volectro said. "Bah, humbug!" Natasha said. "I know what day it is, it's another work day!" The employees were shocked to hear Natasha's words. "But Natasha," Volectro said. "Christmas is a time for giving and spending time with family." "Don't you see?" Natasha said. "I said," Bah, humbug!" "Well I don't care!" Bubbles said. "I say "Merry Christmas!" Merry Christmas!" Volectro claps his hand for Bubbles. "What are you thinking about, Volectro?" Natasha asked. "Oh, just thinking about working." Volectro said. "Anyway, what do you want?" Natasha asked. "Well, I would like to give you a wreath." Bubbles said. "I was wondering if you could come to a dinner party with my sisters." "No, I will not!" Natasha said. "Why not?" Bubbles asked. "Because, I don't like Christmas!" Natasha said. "Now get out of my mall and stay out!" "But Natasha," Volectro said. "Master Bubbles had brought us a Christmas Wreath! May I hang it on our door?" "You do and I'll hang one on you!" Natasha said. Bubbles soon frowned and left the mall leaving the wreath she was holding. "Well, Merry Christmas." Bubbles said. Natasha heard Bubbles' words and ran outside. "And a bah humbug to you!" Natasha said.

Suddenly, there was an announcement again, this time, a girl named Zita walked inside Natasha's office, shivering from the cold. "Ms. Natasha," Zita said. "I have come for uh…" "For what?" Natasha asked. "I'm collecting for the poor." Zita said. "Oh, so you think you want to give money to the poor, they won't be poor anymore and if they won't be poor anymore, then you don't have to save money for them anymore, don't they?" Natasha said. "Well, I suppose…" Zita said as she was about to say her words. "And if you don't raise money for them anymore, then you'll be put out of the job! Oh, please, don't make me put out of the job, not on Christmas Eve!" Natasha said. "Oh! I wouldn't have to that to you, Ms. Natasha." Zita said. "Alright! Now get out! Out, out, out!" Natasha said. She chases Zita out of the snow and slams the door. "What's the world coming to you, Volectro?!" Natasha said. "You work all your life to get money... then people want you to give it away." "You know Natasha," Volectro said. "If I were you, I wouldn't have been visited by three spirits." "Spirits?" Natasha said. "I'm not scared of ghosts! The only thing that I'm afraid of was low quality!" "I have a question for you." Volectro said. "I was wondering if I could have a day off, so I can spend time with my friends?" Natasha sighed and said, "Oh, I don't think so, you need to stay." "But, why?" Volectro said. "It's Christmas Eve! My friend, Tiny Timmy Turner, asked me for money, so he could buy the Principal Celestia Lesson & Laugh set for his neighbor, Chole Carmicheal!" Natasha kicked Volectro out of her office. "I need the money for my friend! He needs to pay the hospital bills!" Volectro said. "Well, I have more work for money before I have a day off too!" Natasha said. "But…" Volectro said. "BAH, HUMBUG!" Natasha yelled and slammed the door.

Volectro decided he should have a day off, so he went outside and began to stake around on ice with the other people who love Christmas. After ice skating, Volectro soon left the mall. "I hope you change your ways, Ms. Natasha." Volectro said. He leaves the mall and walks to his house. Back at the mall, Natasha turned around and saw it was 11:00. "I guess I'll have a day off." Natasha said. She left her office and told the cartoon employees "it's closing time". They got back to their homes. Natasha left the mall and closed in ready for the next day. Natasha walked past the people who love Christmas. As she finally gets to her house, the door knocker turns into the face of his late partner, Boris Badenov. It made Natasha very shocked. Boris soon screams her name in an awful voice. "NATASHAAA!" Boris screamed. This scared Natasha and slipped down to the ground!

"Bah, humbug!" Natasha said. She went inside her house, put on her nightgown and went upstairs to her bedroom. She sits down on her chair and reads a book. Suddenly, the bell began to ring. Natasha heard the ringing, but she ignored it. The bell began to ring again. Suddenly, a new sound was heard. The sound of the chains began to sound. And finally, The Ghost of Boris Badenov appeared right in front of her. "Well, well, well." Boris said. "If it isn't Natasha Fantale. I have come." "Boris, is that you?" Natasha asked. "Yes!" Boris answered. "I came here to talk to you about something." "What do you want from me?" Natasha said. "Well, let me tell you about my origin." Boris said. " It is required of every man that the spirit within her should walk abroad among her fellow men and if that spirit goes not forth in life, she is condemned to do so after death to witness what she can not share, but might have shared and turned to happiness." "Then, why did you come to me?" Natasha asked.

(Boris Badenov)

My name is Boris Badenov,

Avarice and greed.

I took advantage of the poor. Just ignore the needy.

I specialized in causing pain, spreading fear and doubt.

And if you could not pay the rent, I simply threw you out!

"It was the year I evicted the entire orphanage!" Boris said. "I remember the little tykes all standing here in the snow bank with their little frostbitten teddy bears!"

My name is Boris Badenov,

My heart is painted black.

I shouldn't have known my evil deeds

Would put me in shackles.

Captive, bound, I'm double-ironed, exhausted by the weight.

As freedom comes from giving love, so prison comes with hate!

My name is Boris Badenov,

Whoooooo!

My name is Boris Badenov,

Whoooooo!

"But you are always a good businessman for mankind!" Natasha said in worried. "True." Boris said. "There is something about mankind I love. I think it was their money!" Then the chains began to wrap around Natasha!

Doomed, Natasha! You're doomed for all time!

Your future is a horror story written by your crime.

Your chains are forged by what you say and do.

(All Chained Cartoon Characters)

So, have fun when your life is done, a nightmare waits for you!

"But, Boris!" Natasha said. "I always have a love of awesome money!" "Awesome money?" Boris said.

(Boris Badenov)

My name is Boris Badenov,

Whoooooo!

My name is Boris Badenov,

Whoooooo!

My name is Boris Badenov,

And now it's time to part.

To go back where they keep my kind.

The wretched and the heartless.

The news I shared has got you scared.

I'm glad that we got through.

So, make amends and make some friends,

The future's up to you!

"What are these terrible chains?" Natasha asked as removed some of the chains off of her. "Oh, the chains!" Boris said. "I was forced to wear this by my acts of greed! I was wearing this because I am a bad person!" "Tell me, Boris! What should I do?" Natasha asked. "You will be visited by three spirits to avoid the fate I did! The first spirit shall visit you when the bell strikes one!"

My name is Boris Badenov,

Whoooooo!

My name is Boris Badenov,

Whoooooo!

My name is Boris Badenov,

Whoooooo!

Change!

Natasha was tired and sleepy, so she looked and looked. "Spirits?" Natasha said. "It was just Volectro's misunderstanding!" So Natasha lay on her bed and closed the curtains and fell asleep.