"Hello everyone, it's me, Vince Russo." Vince happily greeted, adjusting his camera for his live-streamed audience to get a clear view of him."Today, I will discuss a controversial cartoon called 'Velma'."

Vince grabbed a few notes he had written down while taking a drink from his water. Velma was something the internet had been talking about non-stop, and he wanted to give his two cents on it.

"Now the first thing I want to draw attention to is… Actually, you know what, I need to jerk off before starting the show."

Vince then proceeded to pull up some Twilight Sparkle porn and jerk off live in front of his audience. In response, his audience freaked the fuck out while recording the shocking footage to re-upload on like, 100 different Youtube channels.

"Ohhhh fuck yes, I wanna clap those pony cheeks." Vince moaned while slipping into complete ecstasy.

Never before could someone get Vince off like Twilight could. Though the only thing better than jerking off to Twilight Sparkle would be actually fucking her. Which is why he had been sending her countless videos of himself performing lewd acts on a body pillow of her.

"You will be mine one day! You will be mine Twilight-"

*SMASH*

His front door had been kicked open, and someone could be heard rushing up to Vince Russo. He looked over to the source of the running, going wide-eyed with joy.

"Twilight! You have no idea how happy-"

She smashed him in the face with her hoove, knocking him to the ground. "Shut up you fucking weird perverted freak! Do you have any idea how badly your videos have traumatized Spike?!"

Vince tried to stand up. "But, Those were only meant for you! How did he see them?!"

She stomped on him. "Who do you think checks my mail?!"

Vince cowered on the ground, crying to himself as he realized all his work in wooing her had been misdirected. On the bright side, his live stream had nearly tripled in viewership. Mostly due to word immediately spreading about his live masturbation, and now Twilight Sparkle being on the show. Though, none of them could have predicted what happened next.

"So you want to clap my cheeks?" Twilight roared while using her magic to put a 24-inch strap-on, uh, on. "Well how about I clap YOUR cheeks?!"

"Wait no, don't do-"

Without any hesitation or lube, Twilight fucked him in the ass. As Vince cried and screamed, the audience was in complete shock. Not by the fact that he was being sexually assaulted by a talking pony, but by the amount of add-revenue they knew would be made from reuploading the footage.

"AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH WHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAA!" Vince cried out.

"You should have known this was going to happen!" Twilight yelled as she used her magic to thrust deeper and deeper into him.

This hardcore pegging would go on for nearly an hour, and would only stop when Twilight got tired out. She would then leave without saying another word, leaving Vince crying on the ground.

" I… I… I think this episode is over." He cried, before turning his camera off.