"Let me get this straight you just be successful by eating and sleeping?" Conker asked the fat orange cat since the squirrel was in quite the disbelief. "I find that too good to be true."
"Well my find mammal friend it is true." Garfield yawned upon stretching his arms while eating lasagna. "The best course of action is to half ass it; especially if life doesn't want to go your way."
"I like that advice. I'm gonna use it right now."
Garfield was then quick to watch Conker suddenly pull out a pint of beer and drink it up instantly.