5 years a slave
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
...III...
I THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING!
...III...
Dipper was panicking...Pacifica and Priscila had practically forced him into the limo...and they were clearly pissed at him...the daggers they stared could shatter steel...
They windows were tinted he had no idea where they were going...any attempt he could think of to discern where they were going was thwarted by the random movements of the limo and the girls setting his chair on vibrate, which totally messed up his sense of direction...
Finally, after a couple hours...Dipper finally mustered up some courage to talk...
"Pacifica...Mrs. Northwest, I'm really sorry about what happened..."
"We know you are Dipper." Said Pacifica...yet her glare remained...
"I...I swear, I had no idea your clothes would be affected...honestly, I'm baffled HOW it affected your clothes-
"Oh, that's easy darling. See our clothes were experimental, using the samples from the various mytholgical animals you've gathered...I guess that was enough 'weird' to be caught by your attractor. All in all one could make the argument that this was just the 'perfect storm' of a 'comedy of errors'." The words TECHINCALLY came from Priscila but the words coming from her GLARE showed not only did she not find it comical in the least but any attempt on Dipper's part to make said argument would see him suddenly being rather violently separated from his manhood...
Dipper sighed, "Right...I...I guess that's the end of my 'extra curricular activities'." He said resigned...well...it had been fun while it lasted...
"Oh stop being so dramatic Dipper." Said Pacifica flatly.
"Indeed, that would be rather stupid of us. The equivalent of 'throwing out the baby WITH the bathwater' really..." Explained Prisicila pointedly.
Dipper frowned at that confused, "Wait, what?"
"Yes, your discoveries have the potential to make the Northwests more rich and powerful then I ever thought possible. As annoying as this whole debacle was, I took the research and data you gained from your little experiment to our R & D department and they were floored...apparently it completely throws out string theory and most other essential laws of the universe...
She pauses to shrug, "It was all gibberish to me, but bottom line: You just won the Northwest family a Noble Prize in all six categories: physics, chemistry, physiology or medicine, literature and peace." Admitted Priscila, allowing some measure of appreciation and warmth to come back to her features...if only briefly.
"Literature?" Asked Dipper baffled, trying to regain his composure at the shock of the rest of the statement.
"We already have a book deal in the works, apparently that counts." Admitted Pacifica with a shrug.
"Oh...wow...ME...wining the noble prize." Said Dipper in disbelief.
"You? Oh, no my dear boy. I said the NORTHWESTS would be winning the prize." Said Priscila firmly.
"What? What do you mean?" Asked Dipper somewhat disoriented as the hits kept on coming...
PAcifica brought up an odd rulebook, "Under the articles of the secret 'Were rich and were above the laws' code of conduct; as our slave you are not- technically -allowed rights, possessions, money, credit, acclaim or intellectual property. All of which(or any) and and will instead become the property of said slaves owner- i.e. The Northwest Estate, i.e. US -whenever we deem necessary...which we have as of one hour ago.
Among other things we've officially revoked your allowance of all these necessities so all credit and money from said discoveries will now go to US. Oh, and will also be adding the expense of the clothes you ruined to your 'debt'...in adition to a sizeable penalty of your destruction of property and slander to our name and reputation." Said PAcifica as she effectively TRIPLED the price of Dipper's freedom
Dipper found himself so indignant over such a statement, he briefly mustered up some courage. "Hey, wait just a minute! How's that fair?"
Said bravery quickly died a horrific, grisly demise as the the girls went full medusa on him...sweet mercy, how could the inside of a limo get so cold so fast?
"I'll make you a deal Dipper, you tell us how it's fair for us to end up buck naked in front of thousands of people, BILLIONS considering it was a livestreamed event...and we'll tell you how THIS is fair." Said Pacifica, glaring a burning a hole in both his skull and manhood...
Dipper gulped... "Uh...nevermind." He said in terrified resignation.
"There's a good boy..." Said Pacifica with a somehow terrifying smirk.
"Okay...so...were good then? Were all even now?" He asked hopefully.
"Nope." Said Pacifica, making sure to pop the 'P'.
"See darling although we know you would NEVER purposely do that...both because of how much you love us...and FEAR us- fear was emphasized so much Dipper practically felt it branding him -and that the whole thing was just a unfortunate accident that will give us great riches and acclaim...but we still have our pride as woman...and it demands satisfaction." Explains Priscila, she kept a stern face on...but underneath she was broiling with anticipation...oh, how she'd missed this!
She hides these inner thoughts as she taps the intercom, "Alright Jevees I think this is a good a spot as any..." the limbo stops...
Dipper was now VERY nervous... "Uh...where are we? And...come on girls, what more can you do to me? By the sound of it you've literally stripped me of everything..."
And then Dipper discovered something infinitely more terrifying then their glares...their gleeful, downright EAGER grins of mischief...
"Oh...we haven't quite 'stripped' you of EVERYTHING yet." Said PAcifica in a rather sing-song voice.
"Indeed...after all, the punishment should fit the crime don't you think?" Said a now downright jolly Priscila as she taped another button that caused a little song to start to play...
...(Pina colada) Silent partner background music...
Dipper chuckled nervously, the cheerful upbeat music somehow making him feel even MORE terrified.
"Uh... girls, what, what, what is- Suddenly the girls grabbed him! -Wait! Hold on! What are you-
RIP!
Outside of the limo, one would see said vehicle shaking very violently and confetti of what had FORMERLY been several articles of clothing flying out a now open car door window...
HUP!
Followed by now one very naked young boy...
He was so disoriented he could do nothing but hear the shout, "See back at the house Dipper!" "Happy trails sweetie!"
Desperately, he tries to get up...but he's so dizzy...by the time he looks back...there gone...with no way to tell which way they went...
Dipper looks around...he's now naked...and lost in a part of the woods he wasn't familiar with...he whimpers and covers himself...
"Oh, boy."
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Oh, wait...but I'm getting ahead of myself...
No doubt your wondering 'what the heck is happening here?'...and possibly 'What drugs are you on? And can I have a puff?'
Well, the first is easily explained. But the second...you'll have to wait for Slenderman to come back with a new shipment I'm afraid...
In the meantime...
Let's take a trip back...back to several years ago...
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SOLD!
"Pleasure doing business with you."
Said Mr. and Mrs. Pines as they allowed their son to be sold into slavery...
"WAIT, WHAT?!" Shouted Dipper and Mable...
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