Don't Mess with Me, Sakurako Ohmuro
Pairing: Ayano x Rise, Sakurako x Himawari
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: I do not own Yuru Yuri or any of its characters.
"Haaah…another day, another boring school work," Sakurako sighs heavily after school ends.
Akari and Chinatsu have already left due to their plans of studying together. However, Sakurako and Himawari have student council work to do. Though, the messy blonde is tired of the piles of work while it's not so lively, especially when a certain very quiet someone is around sometimes.
"I love it when everyone is around having fun," Sakurako says as she and Himawari are on their way to the student council room. "Why can't we have a little fun in the student council room too?"
"We're working," Himawari replies, closing her eyes. "That's what the student council does. Why wouldn't it be lively?"
"Ahhh, then you guys suck!" Sakurako groans.
"What's wrong, Sakurako?" Himawari asks. "Is there something that you want to do to get things lively? We could go to my house to get my stereo and play some songs."
"Nah, your songs are no good," Sakurako says.
"What is it, then?" Himawari says.
"What I need is the president," Sakurako says.
"Hah?" Himawari stops walking as she raises an eyebrow. "What about the President?"
"Can't you see?" Sakurako stops and steps in front of her childhood friend, arms spread wide. "I will try and get the President to feel something! To see what makes her tick!"
Himawari sighs. "I feel like it's going to backfire."
"No it won't~!" Sakurako says. "You're talking to the teasing master here! I've been teasing you about your large balloons a lot and you react so easily! I should see how the President reacts with all my teasing!"
"If you do that, something bad will happen," Himawari warns.
"It's not like the President even does anything physical," Sakurako shrugs. "All she does is just be a test subject for Nishigaki-sensei's experiments. Think of it like that, only with the relentless teasing~!"
Himawari shakes her head. "Sakurako…sometimes I wonder if you are trying to get yourself in trouble on purpose…"
**Student Council**
Sakurako and Himawari arrive in the student council room and thankfully, Rise is in the room, along with the rest of the members, Ayano and Chitose.
"Yoooo~!" Sakurako raises her hand in the air, trying to make an epic entrance. "How's everybody doing~? I'm doing very well because we're going to have an epic showdown today!"
"And that is?" Ayano asks.
"Hey! It's between me…and the President!" Sakurako points her finger at the raven-haired girl.
Rise points to herself while whispering.
"Hahaha! It's unfortunate that I cannot hear what you're saying," Sakurako says. "But I shall be the one who will make you bow down to me~!"
Ayano and Rise exchange confused expressions. Something about Sakurako is very strange, but they decide to shake it off and begin the meeting. Ayano takes the lead as usual while Rise whispers some advice only to the purplenette since she can understand her now. Thankfully, the meeting goes on without trouble and Ayano finishes the meeting within about an hour.
As everyone works on the documents, Sakurako puts down her pencil to look over at the raven haired girl, silently typing away at her laptop. Time for some action.
Sakurako gets off her chair and starts to sneak up behind the president. Himawari takes notice and then sighs while face palming herself.
This will not go well… she thinks.
"Matsumoto-sempai~" Sakurako says, putting her hands on Rise's shoulders, but gets no reaction. "Hey, what're you staring at~? Ohhh, working your butt off like usual huh? Do you work this hard when you're with Nishigaki-sensei~?"
Rise just closes her eyes and whispers.
"Sorry, can't hear you~!" Sakurako says. "But who cares? You're so quiet that you cannot even cry out for help when someone's trying to kidnap you~!"
"Hey, stop it!" Ayano says. "That's no way to treat your Student Council President!"
"I told you this is between me and the President!" Sakurako says. "And she's not even flinching! That's good! I shall give her more to see if she can even feel anything~!" She removes her hands from her shoulders and slams them on Rise's chest. "Ohhhh, you're as flat as me, huh? We could be allies and try and tease Himawari together. But for right now, the teasing shall be on you. You are as flat as a board and you cannot match Himawari's chest within the slightest. Not even Sugiura-sempai is even interested!"
Rise whispers, turning her head toward Sakurako. She remains as stoic as ever.
"My flat joke doesn't faze you, huh~?" Sakurako says. "Interesting. You're a much more worthy opponent than I thought~"
"Rise says for you to stop with all the nonsense," Ayano says. "It's pointless."
"I really have no clue what Ohmuro-san is even trying to gain," Chitose laughs nervously.
"Hmmm…if the flat jokes don't work," Sakurako says. "And my teasing about your voice doesn't work, then what does?"
Rise closes her laptop and stands up to walk away. Sakurako panics, waving her arms frantically.
"Wait, wait, wait!" Sakurako says. "I got more! I got lots more! There's GOTTA be something that makes you tick!"
Rise turns to Sakurako and shakes her head while whispering.
"No matter how hard you try, it's worthless," Ayano sighs.
"Hohoho~!" Sakurako puts her hands on her hips. "I won't be discouraged by your words! Sugiura-sempai! I'll show you that even the President can feel something! Something that-wait a minute." She looks at both the President and Vice. And then, an idea pops in her head.
"Hey, Sugiura-sempai! I want a favor to ask you!" Sakurako says.
"Not now," Ayano says.
"Come on, it's a quick one!" the messy blonde says. "I promise it won't be too overwhelming~!"
Ayano sighs and approaches the flat-chested blonde. "Okay, what is it?"
"Close your eyes for a second," Sakurako says. "Come on, it's not anything dangerous."
"Hmmm…okay…?" Ayano does so.
"Alright, stay there," Sakurako turns to Rise, who gasps softly, putting her fists on her chest. Ahhhh, now we're getting somewhere~ she thinks. I should target her weaknesses~
She turns back to Ayano and leans in to kiss her on the lips. Rise gasps, cupping both hands to her mouth. The purplenette'e eyes widen and quickly pulls away.
"Wh-wh-what in the world!?" Ayano cries. "Why did you kiss me!?"
"Sakurako! What is the meaning of this!?" Himawari shouts.
"Hahaha~!" Sakurako laughs. "Matsumoto-sempai, you have just witnessed your girlfriend trying to cheat on you~!"
"More like you forced yourself on me!" Ayano shouts.
Rise hangs down her head, her hime-cut bangs hiding her expression. She then turns away.
"Haha! Yes! I did it!" Sakurako says. "I finally made Matsumoto-sempai get angry! Touching her girlfriend is the best tactic! Everyone has a weakness, so it was so easy to tease you that way-"
SPLAT!
An open cup of pudding is thrown at Sakurako's face. Chocolate liquid drips from the blonde's face and she is frozen in place, shocked about what just happened.
Ayano rushes toward the raven haired girl to hug her. Himawari grabs Sakurako and bonks her on the head.
"Alright, that's enough from you!" Himawari says.
"Oh, my god!" Sakurako wipes the chocolate off of her face and turns toward the raven haired girl. "Did Matsumoto-sempai…throw pudding at me!?"
"I hope you're happy," Ayano says. "You made the President tick."
Himawari sighs. "Haaah…I knew something like this would happen to you. And yet you go and do this to her?"
"All I wanted was to have a little fun," Sakurako says.
"Come," Himawari says. "Let's get you cleaned up and then we're going home. We're not bothering Sugiura-san and the President ever again."
"Haha! See you later, girls!" Sakurako waves to the group and go out the door.
Ayano turns to Rise who is sniffling and small tears sting her eyes. The purplenette gets a handkerchief and wipes the tears from her eyes.
"It's okay, it's okay," Ayano says. "Ohmuro-san is just doing weird things like usual."
Chitose chuckles. "I think it was kind of lively, after all. The President is so cute when we see her like this~"
"You're not helping," Ayano says.
Rise gently tugs on Ayano's sleeve and whispers.
"Oh…I-I tried my best to defend you, that's all," Ayano says. "No need to thank me."
Rise wipes away the last of her tears and links arms with her girlfriend. She looks up at the purplenette and whispers.
"Ohmuro-san should learn that lesson," Ayano says. "And that lesson is: to never mess with the President."
Chitose giggles. "Ohmuro-san may or may not get it through her head, but I'm sure Furutani-san will do just that~"
Ayano nods and then turns to Rise. "Let's get something to eat. I think we're all done here."
"Same here~" Chitose says.