Peppino Sphagetti
in
Teaching SEASON-ing!
Featuring
special guest...
Keine Kamishirasawa (...?)
The chef ran up to the entrance of the village, skidding to a halt when he saw guards holding their weapons out and pointing at the chef.
So the chef began explaining, needing to enter the village and potentially get a clue on where he needs to go next. Specifing that it's for saving his restaurant.
The guards wouldn't bidge, stating that the whole village was in lock down and that anyone who was outside, stayed outside, and vice versa.
Giving up on diplomatic solutions, he ran back a bit to give some space. Then turned around, looking at the gate. He stretched his arms and legs, before running forwards. He quickly accelerated faster and faster, not enough to break the soundbarrier, but enough to actually cause a small shockwave.
The guards jumped out of the way in panic, as the chef straight up breaks down the gate and continues running, causing panic from the nearby folk, which spreads like wild fire.
The chef continued running, crashing through obstacles or dodge them. All the while sloppily knocking people over as he continued dashing forwards.
People who kept peace around the village attempted to stop him, but only got scared when the barreling chef was not slowing down, causing them to drop their weapons and get knocked out by the speeding pizza man. (well, it was like watching a human-sized truck barreling forward.)
The chef continued his dash, until a stone wall came up. Which point he jumped, his legs still moving, he grabbed the wall with his hand, pulling himself up constantly, whilst his legs pushed him up, rocketing the chef over. On top, he continued his mad sprint with momentum.
He was hoping from rooftop to roof top, not showing signs of slowing down. Just as a building that could possibly stop him appears, he smashes through the window and out the other side, leaving inhabitants stupefied.
In general, the chef was making a mad dash to the center, causing a lot of chaos in his wake...
A woman with long silver hair and brown eyes was walking in the center. She wears a dark blue dress, with a red ribbon.
This person is Keine Kamishirasawa, a teacher of sorts for the human village... Of course, she was also currently punishing someone's manners for throwing trash onto the ground. In fact, she was doing it in such a way that her words seemed kind, but had an edge...
Until Peppino the chef dove downwards towards the center, slipping on a banana peel. The chef first flipped head downwards and stayed, his face seemingly showing regret, until he crashed into the ground again and bounced off multiple times, and once into the wall where he bounced back.
When he was done, he got up, rubbed his cheek from being hurt, then noticed the stand he crashed into was utterly decimated.
And Keine was not having this crime be left unpunished. She stomped up to the chef, who looks to be like an anxious mess, and proceeds to let out a verbal string of words at him, before attacking the chef physically.
The chef, trying to apologize, quickly realized he was screwed one way or another, so he jumped out of the way, letting Keine smack the same wall Peppino hit.
Sje was momentarily stunned, which the chef took his chance and punched her in the back, sending her into the wall, which she then bounced out and onto the ground.
She gets up, dusts herself, and seems to be angrier than before. She holds her hand out and launches a few glowing projectiles. She was grinning eternally, possibly because a usual human is very weak compared to people who use Danmaku, like her.
But to her shock, the chef posed for a moment and somehow hit the projectile back with his face. In fact, she was so stunned by the development, she let her guard down again, causing the chef to run up to her and kick her this time, launching her to another wall where she bounced off and landed on the ground again.
Getting really pissed off, she began flying, using her Danmaku sparingly, mainly so she doesn't cause collateral.
But just as before, the chef catches her off guard. First, the chef ran, away from her until.he gained enough speed. He then drifted, did a full 180 and ran towards her direction. Though, Keine wasn't expecting the chef to be so bold, considering he looked so anxious, like he didn't want to be here. She wasn't gonna be caught off guard by that...
Instead, she was caught off-guard by the chef suddenly stopping, becoming flat as a freaking pancake right under her, then proceeded to jump straight up, hitting her in the process and knocking her. Which was followed by the man suddenly stopping mid-air and with his elbow pointed towards her, he dashed with immense speed, as if it was somehow stored...
Suffice to say, she felt like how others have felt when she headbutts them...
Peppino, being the victor, dances in one spot as a celebration, before noticing that another letter fell on top of his head.
As the chef read, his face paled more and he became sweatier. (sweatier by anxiety standards.)
The note congratulated him on beating the teacher, but now he needs to get out now, otherwise he will suffer the wrath of a red and white miko. And that the sage doesn't count this as his victory, if he gets caught.
With renewed panic, he started dashing back to the start, only to find that the way back was blocked by guards and a barrier...
Rather than to do the sensible thing of giving up, instead he dove into the village sewers, squeezing in and being knocked about. Until he came out in a different part of the village, unexpected for the guards. So there, he began running, faster and faster until he was on all fours and pummeling past obstacles yet again.
It didn't take long for him to arrive at the village gate, where people were in the process of replacing the wooden gate. The chef rolled under and slid beneath everyone, reaching the exit and leaving the village, back to the road he was before.
Running back to his restaurant, he reaches the doors, slams himself in and takes a breather...
Where he then proceeds to dance again, having escaped from the possible end of his just-begun journey...
Next Up:
Road Trip!
A/N: Hello Again! I decided to make it so that these chapters are short and essentially bite-sized...
Mainly because, it's Peppino Spaghetti. Like, what the hell am I gonna do with Pizza man besides him running through shit... Not literally shit, but through anime shit-. No, I mean. Ah, nevermind...
Also, I am in the process of drawing a cover for this story! So, possibly look forward to that?... Well, not really. I know myself forgetting to sometimes continie, so y'know.