TCW - Hacking on a Date Night (THIRETHORN)

by GunRoswall

Set somewhere in the world of The Clone Wars CHSOTM prompts Hacking and Date night Sometimes date nights don't go as planned especially when trying to hack into a secure hold to spend the date inside there just for the thrill of it. Our heroes will find out there is a reason for the place to be called 'secure'. And then, all the euphemisms and puns surely to ensue.

TCW - Hacking on a Date Night (THIRE/THORN)

By Gun Roswell

Preface

Hacking in

Date nights, what a disaster, right?

Preface

Set somewhere in the world of The Clone Wars

CHSOTM prompts Hacking and Date night

Sometimes date nights don't go as planned especially when trying to hack into a secure hold to spend the date inside there just for the thrill of it. Our heroes will find out there is a reason for the place to be called 'secure'.

And then, all the euphemisms and puns surely to ensue.

Part of the Thire/Thorn series

Hacking in

'We can do it for sure! It's as easy as pudding or a walk with a cake!… Perhaps not? As getting your sayings jumbled is never a good start!'

It's date night and the two Clone Commanders have some ideas of where to spend it. And so, having made their way to the secure area of the base, they are trying to get inside of one of the holds to have their date. As to the why? Well… Just for the thrill of it! Why else!

"I can do this. For sure. Trust me why don't you!"

"I hate for those to be your very last words my dear."

"Don't worry hon, I know how these things works. It's like art. You just have to do it!"

*Tinkles with the door panel for a moment*

"Hm. So, when exactly did you pick up on this, um artistic side you claim to have all of a sudden?"

"Hey! How hard can it be? I mean, I've watched the tech guys do this plenty of times."

"Watched… You mean you haven't done this yourself. Like ever?"

"Well…"

"Oh come on! You said it was going to be easy!"

"Yeah I did. But I mean how hard can it really be. Just a few button pushes and we're in!"

"A few buttons… what the f..k? You do realise it's not that at all. It's much more invested than that dummy!"

"Dummy? You mean dummy system don't you? As hat else is there? It doesn't think and so I figured if I was to push enough buttons at the same time… well, it will get confused and open up for us all nice!"

*Rolls eyes. Really rolls them*

"You have no idea how these systems work do you? It a security door and there is a reason for it to be called just that. Secure. Door."

*Sighs heavily*

"Well, like I said, I've got this."

*Starts punching the keypad really heavy like. But nothing happens*

"Well, that was loads of fun!"

*Sighs heavily and possibly sarcastically too*

"Hey, this is me only warming up. I am sure I will get this sooner or later!"

*A totally heavy sigh. Of resignation*

"Hey, trust me! This will work!"

*Several moments pass by with hefty button pushing of so many buttons. Alas without any results*

"Karking kriffing Sithspit!"

"So, no luck yet I am guessing?" *Having resigned and sitting on the floor uninterested at this point*

"Hey, at least I tried. You only sat there waiting and making snide remarks. So no wonder I failed as there is no trust there for me to succeed!"

"Oh I am so sorry. Did I hurt your pretty little ego? And besides, you said you could do it and that it would be easy. So what is the problem?"

"I kinda did, didn't I!"

*Both sigh heavily*

"Yeah, you totes did sweetheart."

*Chuckles, the frustration quickly relenting*

"So guess this isn't as easy after all?"

"Well, I would say your guess is right on the credits on that one!"

*Pats his partner's back and gives a kiss on the cheek for the effort*

"So, any other suggestions then?"

"Yeah, one."

*Draws blaster and shoots the keyboard. The door to the secure locker opens rather easily after*

"Hmm. I wonder why I did not think of that move!"

"Simply, easy and clean. And it's opened up nicely!"

"Well then, after you my dear."

*They both walk inside the and look around finding the perfect spot to have their date dinner to be setup*

"Over there."

"Here, place this spread on the floor first."

"Did you bring the mood lights?"

"I did. Here."

*And soon enough, the stage is set and the dimly lit ambience looks perfect*

"Wine and food?"

"It's all in the basket."

"Great! Now, I am famished. And I do mean for food. At least before desert."

*Chuckles. Smirks seductively*

"I know you do sweetie. Now hand over some of that ham won't you! I am famished too!"

Date nights, what a disaster, right?

'Date nights! Whose stupid idea were they? Or then a brilliant idea after all?'

With the food consumed and whine bottles down to just the one, the two lovers are lying naked and ready to get to phase two of their date night plans. Which is eating desert, right? Because they are out of plates?

"This is very nice don't you agree sweetie?"

*Tone sound too much like out of breath? Maybe it's the cake?*

"Yeah well, it's fine for now. Just hoping no-one heard that blaster shot and come crushing in here in the middle of all this."

*Sighs contently while his partner is doing all that miraculous work on his body only he can do. Because of the cake? Nah, certainly not eating cake any more!*

"Nah, they won't. Those vod'e on duty at the desk are probably napping or doing what I hope we are going to do soon enough. Going on a long ride!"

*Wink wink, nudge nudge. Eating all that fudge!*

"You're sure about that?"

*Sighs again, this time less contently and sounding a tad worried*

"I am. Trust me. I know them."

"Hm."

"Oh come one. This is our time. Our date night. I am sure those guys will give us some slack!"

"I am hoping it's all they want to give us. And I would except more than slack too!"

*Giggles times two*

"So you wouldn't mind if they were to join us then?"

"Well, I didn't say that now did I."

"No, but, this is our date night. So, having someone else join in the mix would be somewhat of a crowd. Don't you think?"

"It is and I know we agreed to spend it just the two of us. But…"

"We did. But then again…"

*Wicked grins emerge on the both their faces*

"So, you are going back on our deal now?"

"No, no! Just thinking is all."

"You really shouldn't."

"Wot?"

"Think."

"Are you mocking me, Sir?"

"No, I am not. Simply saying less thinking more suckling!"

"Sir, yes Sir!"

"Ah! That's the ticket laddie! Right… there… um… yeah!"

*Chuckles and giggles*

Thorn and Thire are busy in the heat of the moment. Their surroundings all but forgotten with only one goal consuming both their thoughts having been diminished to mostly mush at the moment in their passionate love making.

All of a sudden the lights are turned on and the familiar voices rouse the two lovers from their haze. The two guards having come and have a look-see as to what had triggered the silent alarm some time ago. Even if they had observed the couple in action on the monitors for a while after that and then deciding to crash their party after some… thought?

"Well, well, well. What do we have here!"

"Like two tookas in heat they are!"

"What a pretty sight too I would say!"

"Yeah, such a pity to let this all go to waste!"

*Annoyed sighs and eye rolls*

"Hey!"

"Yeah, you two sod off!"

"Nah. I don't think so."

"Yeah, this must be some sort of offence, eh boss?"

"I agree. Definite, major offence."

"So, what of their punishment?"

"I can think of a few which could work."

*Both guards starting to take their clothing off*

"You don't mind do you?"

"Yeah, the more the merrier am I right?"

Thire and Thorn exchange glances and start to grin in unison.

"No Sire, we don't mind one bit!"

"Please! Take a load off you two!"

With all the possible puns intended for sure!