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WARNINGS - OOC, Smut, and no beta cause you know fuck that shit.


Ichigo groaned as he stared at the homework he was given. Wondering why he couldn't be hunting a hollow instead or helping Kisuke with an experiment. Someone covered his eyes with their hands as they pushed their chest up against the back of his head before they engulfed him.

"Guess who."

Ichigo blinked owlishly under the hands placed on him, wondering what the person could want with him all of a sudden. "What are you doing here, Rangiku?"

"Oh wow, Ichigo, you got it on the first try," She said, wrapping her arms around him as she rested against him, looking at the homework he was going, her long blonde hair intoxicating to him as he tried to focus. "So, Ichigo, how about coming with me on a trip? I could really use your help."

"What?" Ichigo asked as he kept an eye on her hands as they fiddled around, not wanting her to get any ideas. "Why couldn't you ask Shūhei to go with you?"

"Cause what I need you for is to help a drinking buddy of mine," Rangiku answered, her hands going lower along the hero of the winter war. "Plus, the type of help I need isn't something he can help with," She said, grabbing at his crotch as she teased him.

"Rangiku," Ichigo said, stopping his blood from running south and waking up the parts he wanted to stay asleep. "I have homework that I have to get done."

"I'll pay you."

"Deal," Ichigo answered without hesitating. A bead of sweat formed on Rangiku's forehead at how fast he answered. The only reason he agreed after hearing that was because he needed money. The part-time gigs after school were not cutting it for him, and his boss at work drove him crazy. Not that his homework was boring him out of his mind, and this was a perfect opportunity to fix his problem. "When do we leave?"

"Well, I was thinking we could spend a while together, just the two of us before we go," She said, turning his chair around and sitting on his lap. She had a smirk on her face as she felt the prize from earlier against her bottom. Informing her, Ichigo still couldn't control his blood from running south.

"Nope, let's go help out this buddy of yours," Ichigo replied, pushing Rangiku off of him as he tried hiding his boner. Grabbing the shinigami badge, he ejected his soul from his body as it landed on his bed. Ichigo barely had time to tuck himself in before Rangiku grabbed him by the collar as she opened up a Senkaimon for them to travel through to help her drinking buddy.


"You didn't tell me we had to go into a Kyōgoku. What drinking buddy do you have in a Kyōgoku," Ichigo asked as they walked through a wooden entryway to the city or town they were in as the moonlit their path 'Likely a city,' he thought to himself from the amount of Spirit Ribbons he could sense that emitted from here.

"Cause you might not have come with me if I told you that," Rangiku shot at him, getting up close and personal with him forcing his arm between her breast as she held onto him, a mischievous smile on her face. "Though you wouldn't leave me all by my lonesome self, would you?"

Ichigo grumbled to himself as his face gained a red tint from the feeling of her heavenly breasts swallowing his arm. He wondered how he would get back at her as they walked. The men glared at him with jealousy. Finally getting an idea to pay her back in kind, he untangled his arm from her before resting it on her shoulder, pulling her closer to him. The black shihakushō they wore easily hid the movements he made. The fact that it was dark outside helped also.

"Oh, how romantic of you," Rangiku said before yelping in surprise at what he did. Looking down at her breast, she saw his hand groping her. Her face was now turning the same color as his as he played with it. Molding it against his hand before pinching her nipple, almost causing her to trip as they walked. "Looks like someone got bold."

"I learn from the best," Ichigo commented as they continued their walk. Wondering how much longer they had to go before getting to their destination as they entered what seemed to be a red-light district. "So where are we going exactly?"

"Right over there," Rangiku said, barely focused on the favor she needed Ichigo for. Her nether regions were wet with arousal, as it occupied her mind as they entered the gambling den her friend said she would be in. Already spotting her in the private booth, she arranged for the three of them. "Come on over here!"

Ichigo smirked slightly, watching Rangiku run off, getting a feeling that she needed to get away from the assault of pleasure she was feeling, and used this as an excuse to get away. Though she could have gotten away any time she wanted, he remarked to himself, knowing that he still had a lot to learn from her.

"Tsunade!" Rangiku whispered and yelled simultaneously as she threw herself at her drinking body. The blonde lady, Tsunade, stared wide-eyed at being tacked in her seat before returning it. "I brought him like I said I would."

Ichigo stared for what felt like an eternity at the woman. He ignored the empty sake bottles next to her as he looked at her most distinctive feature. The most unique feature wasn't her blonde bangs or the violet diamond on her forehead. It was the size of her chest. He silently gawked at the size of her tits, almost if not rivaling Rangiku. The orbs of desire somehow remained covered by a grey blouse, but he would say that loosely, almost seeing her areola edge out from the fabric as she shifted around Rangiku. Ichigo's little problem was nearly brought back to the surface before he focused on something else, which was hard to do.

"Ichigo, sit," Rangiku said, smiling slyly to herself, seeing Ichigo stare at her friend. A devious smile on her face. "Tsunade won't bite, but I can't make any promises about Ichigo not biting you, Tsunade."

Both of their faces went red at what Rangiku said. Ichigo's from the implication that he would bite her in a way that he hoped didn't cross her mind. Tsunade scooted over in the private booth she had, allowing the orange hair man to sit with them, controlling the blush she had and skillfully getting it to go away. Pouring both him and Rangiku a cup of sake from the remaining bottle, she pushed one towards him, shooting him an easy smile and welcoming him to sit with her.

"Oh, we're out of sake already?" Rangiku said, knowing that Tsunade would be drinking heavily at this time. Knowing that she and Ichigo just missed her losing at the gambling table. "Why don't you two start mingling while I get some."

Ichigo watched as Rangiku went to the bar, earning the gaze of all the male patrons as they looked away from their tables to stare at the woman that caught their attention. Ichigo let out a silent laugh at seeing some of their jaws drop. "Popular, isn't she?"

"Yep," Ichigo answered before turning towards Tsunade, knowing he better introduce himself formally. "Ichigo Kurosaki."

"Tsunade," She answered in kind, downing the cup of sake in one gulp as she looked down at the now empty cup. "Did she tell you why you are here?"

"Nope," Ichigo answered curiously about the reasoning for being dragged here other than to help out Tsunade with her problem. The way Tsunade mentioned it made it seem like Rangiku had other plans in mind or that she was just nervous about what would happen. " I was-"

"Here you guys go!" Rangiku chirped, bringing more bottles of sake with her and placing them in front of them as she slid next to Ichigo, forcing him into Tsunade. A small laugh left her, seeing almost face plant into her friend's boobs. "Mighty forward of you, Ichigo, and you just learned her name today."

"More drinking, less talking," Rangiku suggested pouring more sake for Tsunade and herself. Urging him to down his cup so she could refill it. "Didn't take you for a stickler."

Ichigo wasted no time downing the cup after hearing Tsunade say that, pushing the cup toward Rangiku to be refilled as she leaned against him.

"That's more like it," Rangiku said as they drank cup after cup. Knowing that both of them wouldn't be getting drunk on the current amount of sake but knew it wouldn't be a good introduction without getting a little buzzed.

The night went on with many more rounds of sake and Tsunade and Ichigo getting to know each other better. They talked about what they could without truly knowing each other, with Rangiku helping steer the conversation. It made a pleasant evening unbothered by their bodies warming up. Ichigo and Tsunade continued to drink through the night, unaware of the place becoming deserted as they enjoyed themselves.

"You did something like that?" Ichigo asked as Tsunade smiled proudly, pointing her thumb at herself at the shock and awe Ichigo was giving her. The feeling was good and welcomed, knowing the village felt lacking in the department seeing as she kept it running.

A cup tipped over in front of Ichigo, catching their attention as Rangiku tried pouring another one. The sake spilled onto the table before reaching Ichigo's lap. The lower half of his shihakushō was now wet with sake.

"Sorry," Rangiku said, grabbing a nearby ragging and ducking under the table there were sitting at. Ichigo watched as she wiped up the sake.

"That's a first," Tsunade said, surprised her friend spilled sake for the first time, knowing she had never done that before. Ichigo's flinch caught her trained eye. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah yeah," Ichigo said as he exhaled slowly. Surprised she hadn't noticed what Rangiku was doing. Looking away from Tsunade and down at Rangiku, who was rubbing at his crotch with a perverted smile on her face. The blonde woman grinned up at him as he jerked off his limp cock, forcing it to harden against his leg as she worked her magic. Pulling his pants down to free the beast she sought after.

"Are you sure about that?" She said, leaning over towards Ichigo as she placed her hand on the spilled sake. A mistake she didn't realize she had made as it lost traction and slipped on the table, causing her to fall onto Ichigo.

"Oh, and here I thought Ichigo was the forward one," Rangiku commented, seeing Tsunade stare at her under the table. Her blue eyes blinked back in confusion before something slapped at the underside of her nose and indirectly kissed her. She stared at it, knowing what it was but not believing the size of it as she heard her blood pumping in her ears. The mushroom head tip was as large as her hand if she made a fist with it. A spot of clear liquid appeared at the top where the slit was.

"Thanks for the treat," Rangiku said as she leaned forward, licking along Ichigo's urethra right in front of her. Her mouth was open as she watched her friend suck on the head of his cock, her cheeks hollowing out as she worked on him. Her eyes looked lustfully at it before she got off of him. The head was now slick with spit as it fidgeted between her breast. Her friend turned her attention to her. "Come here, Tsunade."

Tsunade didn't say anything as Rangiku pulled her next to her, both of them on their knees. Rangiku quickly removed the top of her clothing, exposing her large breast to Ichigo. Her nipples were hard as diamonds as she licked her lips. She would have commented on them if she wasn't distracted by what was just in between her own breasts.

"Amazing, isn't it?" Rangiku whispered into her ear, undressing her. Her grey blouse was hanging loosely along her midsection as Rangiku groped her legendary breast. Her inverted nipples are now on full display to Ichigo and Rangiku. Her fingers rubbed at them as she played with her. "Want a closer look?"

Tsunade nodded at the question, Rangiku pushing her closer to the tower of meat that stood high, defiant of gravity. Rangiku took her arm, placing it against the cock in front of them. Her jaw dropped as it rivaled the thickness and length of her arm.

"First time seeing one this big, right?" Rangiku said, running her hand down the pillar. Jerking Ichigo off as Tsunade was slowly brought back to reality from the cock shock she was thrown into. Her hand also reached out to jerk it off with Rangiku.

Ichigo groaned as Tsunade and Rangiku jerked off his cock, one messaging the tip before passing it onto the other. The one who wasn't exploring his length and balls with their hands, tracing their finger along his veins and urethra, playing with it teasing him.

"Such a big cock," Rangiku said, leaning forward and licking the head. "And it's all ours."

The duo continued to jerk off the man. Their hands joined together as they passed the length back and forth to each other. Their eyes locked onto the size of meaty goodness in front of them. The way it twitched for them, Ichigo trying his best not to cum at their touch as he desperately held onto his load. A girl he had just met less than a couple of hours ago was jerking off his cock, and he loved every second of it. He didn't see the look that passed between the two girls as he looked at the ceiling in pleasure.

Ichigo looked down at Rangiku and Tsunade after feeling them let go of his cock. Both of them now pressed their breasts against each other, his cock stuck in the middle of them as they gave him a double titjob. Something that he hasn't experienced before. Taking a deep breath and groaning at the sight of their breasts bouncing together, slapping his cock and balls. He could feel Rangiku and Tsunade's tits jiggle and shift around his cock. His cock rubbed along both pairs of breasts until it finally settled on one pair, resting inside Tsunade's cleavage as she stared at it.

"Wow, there's some left over," Tsunade said as she shifted her tits along Rangiku's and Ichigo's cock, sending it back in between them. The slit in his cock leaked precum onto their breast as they continued. Her tongue instinctively went forward to lick at it. Rangiku did the same as they licked it over and over again like it was a lollipop. Part of her wondered how many licks it would take to get to the gooey goodness that he had. Rangiku pushed upwards to kiss her and the head simultaneously, moving her tits up and down faster as she returned the kiss, and she did the same, forcing Ichigo to curl his toes as they edged him to completion. Their tongues danced with each other, and Ichigo's piss slit.

"Cumming," Ichigo said as he felt a familiar pull in his lower region. His body tensed up as Rangiku and Tsunade continued to milk his cock for all it was worth. His body shook as he came, shooting ropes of thick white seed into both of their waiting mouths.

"Mmm, delicious!" Rangiku moaned as she licked up some of the cum that was shooting out of Ichigo's cock. Tsunade licked at the source of the cum, her tongue still dancing along Ichigo's urethra as he continued to shoot out his cement-like liquid, the thickness almost chocking her as she swallowed the tip, Rangiku giving her wide eyes as she drank directly from the source.

Tsunade kept sucking on him until he stopped coming, her mouth filled with the taste of his semen and her stomach heavy. Her tongue darted in and out of her mouth as she tasted him, enjoying the strawberry-hinted flavor that his cum had. "Wow, didn't know you had it in you, Tsunade."

She ignored Rangiku's comment about her actions as she turned to face her friend. Lunging forward with her mouth, she kissed Rangiku, the blonde hair cum covered girl returning it feverishly as they swapped spit. Giving Ichigo a show as he sat there unbothered by what they were doing.

Rangiku broke the kiss first, looking over at Ichigo. She leaned forward and planted a kiss on him, too, tasting himself on her lips as she pulled back and smiled at him. She then stood up, removing the rest of her clothing, allowing both Ichigo and Tsunade to get a full view of her in her birthday suite. Tsunade looked away as Ichigo smirked at her.

"Now to the best part," Rangiku said, squatting over Ichigo as she aligned her lower region with his cock. The beast not softening after the orgasm it experienced. The thick white liquid showed off his virality to her as Tsunade second-guessed herself. The sex part wasn't the cause of it, she knew, but more of what would happen if, by some miracle that, this man did the unthinkable and accidentally caused her to get pregnant.

"I think I'll have to take a rain check on this part," She said, causing Rangiku to look up from what she was doing to look at her. She had a soft smile on her face as she nodded in her direction.

"That's fine," She said, pressing Ichigo's tip inside her, causing her to moan. "We'll be here for a few days, so just visit if you ever change your mind."

She nodded as she got up and turned around, ignoring the moan Rangiku let out as she slammed herself down onto Ichigo's cock. Mentally steeling herself as she refused to turn around and look. The door so close to her as she readjusted her top and tried getting some of the cum out of her hair. Sounds of flesh hitting flesh echoed in her ears as the door opened and allowed her out.


I was gonna do a pregnant Tsunade part but was already past the 2k limit, I might do another chapter cause of Fem Orochimaru and Konan.

Feel like the last parts is where I kinda lost myself but meh. Hope you enjoyed it.

60% of a chapter 2 happening.