"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" Fox snored
"Hey Fox"
"Hey Fox"
"HEY FOX"
Fox unzipped his pants and was about to pull out his ginormous arwing when Krystal woke him up!
"Hey woah woah woah what the fuck Krystal why did you do that?!" Shouted Fox
"Fox I have heartbreaking news well for you that is, I'm leaving you for Panther and Star Wolf! Isn't that great?" She said in a joyful tone of voice
"No no no no no but what about my feelings! I apologized and everything you can't just do this to me!!!!! What about our love bond?! Was the krazoa lying also the krazoa is such a stupid ass name."
"Ummmmmmm"
"Wrong answer"
Fox hit her on the head with a wrench he had lying around. Fox started hitting the griddy. "I just want a Rollie, Rollie, Rollie with a dab of ranch
I already got some designer to hold up my pants."
Krystal was on the floor bleeding. "Help me please!" Krystal pleaded. "You're the Sus! You're the imposter! You must be voted out from this fine established space ship!" Fox said as he ejected Krystal from the Great Fox. Fox did the Peter Griffin laugh. "Sayonara Krybaiter!"
Krystal was the imposter.
"YES I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN FUCK YEAH I WIN I WIN" yelled Fox.
"Hey woah you killed my newest teammate fuckhead!" Shouted Wolf
"Shut up Edgelord" Fox said as he went sicko mode on Wolf O'Donnell. "You killed my father prepare to die!" Screamed Fox as he then proceeded to hit the Gangnam Style on Wolf's corpse.
"Woah Woah Woah" Panther said but Fox already got the number one victory royale meaning Panther was dead in an instant.
"We gotta number one victory royale yeah Fortnite we bout to get down get down 10 kills on the board right now we just wiped tomato town."
"Oh God you monster!" Shouted Lizard Leon but then he got killed by Fox's Gary Stu powers.
"I killed Star Wolf oh wait I need to kill Pigma and Andrew got to end the reign of evil!" Said Fox who then proceeded to enact revenge on Pigma and Andrew by ending their existence.
"Hey Fox" said Falco
"Shut up birdhead" said Fox as he pushed Falco off a cliff who plummeted to his death.
"I did it I killed everyone that wronged me including Andross and his grandson Dash Bowman!" Said Fox twitching
"Hey Fox I'm back from my therapeutic vacation" said Krystal
Fox just looked at her
"No no no I destroyed you! You died! I saw it with my own eyes!" Quivered Fox
"Oh Fox have you heard about a love bond? It means the soulmates bonded by the love bond will never be separated and I mean never." Said Krystal
"Oh God what are you going to do with me?" Quivered Fox
"Have you ever heard of a little game called Tickle Torture?" Said Krystal
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"